Worst movies of all time (in my opinion)
This is a list of the worst movies I've seen. Not in my entire life, cos I've just starting to collect all my ratings only since 3 1/2 years, but you can bet that I had no trouble to find enough crappy movies. Worst goes first...
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- DirectorPitofStarsHalle BerrySharon StoneBenjamin BrattA shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas.Congratulations! #1 without any doubt. Horrible in every sense, in every category, really worth nothing, just plain waste of time. The first 10 minutes or so are okay, but when Halle becomes the cat all hope is gone.
- DirectorDavid R. EllisStarsNick ZanoKrista AllenAndrew FiscellaA horrifying premonition saves a young man and his friends from death during a racetrack accident but terrible fates await them nonetheless.Had to watch in cinema - in 3D! Yay, I desperately waited the whole movie for a tire to hit me, or a lose screw or something else, but that didn't happen. So I had to watch horrible actor dying in horribly boring slow-mo death scenes. The worst thing is: I borowed most of the lists movies from some friends, but I payed for this movie with my own money. Not my proudest moment.
- DirectorKenny OrtegaStarsZac EfronVanessa HudgensAshley TisdaleSchool's out for summer and the East High Wildcats are ready to make it the time of their lives after landing jobs in a wealthy country club owned by Sharpay and Ryan's family.I watched the maybe worst trilogy ever. But part 1 and 3 beeing at least halfway somehow watchable, this part is really horrible and get's a 0/10 rating for Ashley Tisdale's annoying to death performance as Sharpey and of course the horrible crappy story and the barbie-dreamland location. Part 1 at least had a halfway tolerable story in some moments, but that was just air, nothing more.
- DirectorMiguel Angelo PateSven Unterwaldt Jr.StarsOtto WaalkesMirco NontschewBoris AljinovicThe Seven Dwarfs are back, this time, they go to the city.If you are not from a german-speaking country, you won't probably know that movie. It's an unfunny comedic movie with boring and predictable jokes. The cast consists of 7 or 8 or so annoying comediens, it's a bit like the movie "Grown Ups" from Adam Sandler, just that here we have 8 grown up men who try to be funny but simply are not, just annoying with jokes below earth. If the forest was not enough (a eyerolling worldplay on "the world is not enough" if you say: "The wood is not enough" - hey, did you laugh? Not, that's sad ^^), the wood surely ran away. A shame what they did with the classic story of Sleeping Beauty and the Seven Dwarfs.
- DirectorCatherine HardwickeStarsKristen StewartRobert PattinsonBilly BurkeWhen Bella Swan moves to a small town in the Pacific Northwest, she falls in love with Edward Cullen, a mysterious classmate who reveals himself to be a 108-year-old vampire.Compared with the first 4 movies, it's better, but that doesn't change the fact, that it's a really boring, stupid movie, the acting is weak as well as the plot is, the beginning was nice, but it started to get worse when Edward saved Bella from the car, that was just stupid and every scene that followed was too. Crap for todays youths.
- DirectorCorey YuenStarsJaime PresslyDevon AokiSarah CarterThe world's best fighters are invited to DOA, an invitational martial arts contest. There, four female rival fighters will have to work together to uncover the secret that the organizer of the tournament is trying to hide.It's only better then the rest, because Holly Valance is too sexy too really hate her. But the rest of the movie is just stupid, boring, annoying, stupid and head on desk hitting. Crap! I would've given it 1 more point if there had been naked girls in it, but there wasn't, so it was just a waste of time that I actually watched in cinema.
- DirectorTobi BaumannStarsOliver PocherOliver FleischerEllenie Salvo González29-year-old Simon works in a phone shop, but his thoughts circle around finding a new girlfriend after being left by his last one year ago. However, he finds the woman of his dreams in his most-hated coffee shop.A boring, annoying, childish German comedian plays in a I think not necesseraly really bad story, but he has no acting skills, he's just talking, and talking and talking without any timing and bad jokes that follow all the same pattern: He makes fun of anything and everything, without ever thinking if he could hurt a person or not. Selfish bastard, shut up! Good comedy does not need to make fun of people every second, there are other ways to make people laugh!
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsSean MaguireKevin SorboCarmen ElectraA spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.And another movie I had to watch in cinema. I watched the original "300" movie many months ago (actually almost 3 years later), but it was not that bad. But this movie is! I think it's not that hard to make fun of "300", but they did nothing but stupid jokes about throwing Britney Spears into the pit and I'm glad that I don't really remember the rest. There was Carmen Electra (who is an idicator for bad movies) and that was that. Crap!
- DirectorLana WachowskiLilly WachowskiStarsEmile HirschMatthew FoxChristina RicciYoung driver, Speed Racer, aspires to be champion of the racing world with the help of his family and his high-tech Mach 5 automobile.Oh no, no, no, no. I had to watch it. In London. In cinema. My eyes are still hurting. It's a nightmare of a movie, it stand for everything I dislike with a movie. The colours were so annoying, so flashy, and there were even people like John Goodman, Matthew Fox or Christina Ricci in this piece of crap! I really hated Emile Hersch, but he showed that he can do much better with "Into The Wild". The Wachowski brothers really disappointed, that kind of movies are just horrible for me to watch.
- DirectorMichael BayStarsShia LaBeoufMegan FoxJosh DuhamelSam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.The German subtitle is "the revenge". It's the revenge of Michael Bay. Shia LaBöff and Megan Foxxx were some of the reason it sucked! Part one was okay I think, but this was just so annoying, only explosions, no story left, and this people get payed?
- DirectorSara SugarmanStarsLindsay LohanMegan FoxAdam GarciaA teenage girl is convinced that her home city revolves around her until her family packs up and moves to the suburbs, where she finds herself competing for attention.Annoying Lindsay Lohan movie. Really bad, even for her. And I'm not talking about her acting, it was the story. Even Madame Lohan can make better movies that I would rate bad but not horrible, but here the story totally sucked and I didn't like any of the characters at all. She did way better in "Freaky Friday" which I actually really like and everything I've seen from her is at least better than this lowlight.
- DirectorMike JudgeStarsLuke WilsonMaya RudolphDax ShepardCorporal Joe Bauers, a decidedly average American, is selected for a top-secret hibernation program but is forgotten and left to awaken to a future so incredibly moronic that he's easily the most intelligent person alive.Justin Long - I should have know! He's an indicator for bad movies, he is not funny, just annoying. I really thought the plot could make a halfway decent movie, but it got more stupid every minute, it was just no fun to watch at all.
- DirectorMarcos SiegaStarsEvan Rachel WoodRon LivingstonJames WoodsA 15-year-old girl incites chaos among her friends and a media frenzy when she accuses her drama teacher of sexual harassment.Oh no, not that movie! I really hated Evan Rachel Wood in that movie, she was so horrible. This movie is just sex and desire and nothing else. I hate those kind of movies. Can't remember the rest, just felt sorry for Mike Erwin (Colin Hart from Everwood) who had to play a handful of scenes with a stupid character.
- DirectorJon TurteltaubStarsNicolas CageJay BaruchelAlfred MolinaA protege of the magician Merlin must train his teacher's successor - an introverted but resourceful physics prodigy - in the art of sorcery to prevent the return of Morgana le Fay.Argh, that was really a bunch of crap! I had some hope, but I can't stand Jay Baruchel, he's such a boring actor. He played a nerd, who got the girl, who met a sorceror, and the rest is history, just 100.000.000 effects in every minute, boring, boring, boring fights back and forth without any sense or thrill. And they played this boring song "Secrets" of OneRepublic for freaking 3(!) times in the movie! Argh, now I officially hate the band! Nic Cage did so much better years ago.
- DirectorLawrence KasdanStarsMorgan FreemanThomas JaneJason LeeFriends on a camping trip discover that the town they're vacationing in is being plagued in an unusual fashion by parasitic aliens from outer space.My Name is Jason Lee, I really did sign for that piece of crap! The beginning was nice, until the boys reached the cottage. I really laughed when that stupid eelien appeared, really fun to watch, so ridiculous. But after that the fun was gon, it just got stupid, the miliary came and the rest I can't remember. Ah, there was Mr. Morgan Freeman in that movie. Oh my god, what a waste!
- DirectorLarry CharlesStarsSacha Baron CohenGustaf HammarstenClifford BañagaleFlamboyant, gay Austrian Brüno looks for new fame in America.I am from Austria. But that didn't stop that Brüno-thing from beeing just below anything I've seen. I admit, there were some scenes I liked, such as Brüno with the black baby in the talkshow or some scenes I can't remeber, but some were just so stupid, so mentally retarded, I hated them. You can make fun of many things but not of everything! I've got my limits!
- DirectorKaryn KusamaStarsMegan FoxAmanda SeyfriedAdam BrodyA newly-possessed high-school cheerleader turns into a succubus who specializes in killing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror?Megan Foxxx proved, that she is an absolutely worthless woman, with no soul, no presense, no acting, just an artificially alien from outer space. She did many surgeries, it hurt to see her how she was 5 years ago and what she had become. :( Amanda Seyfriend had the advantage that I consider her pretty, but she's also an untalented so-called actress, she should go back to child modeling. And the rest of the cast was not better, there was not really one decent actor, okay, the principal, but after that? The story was just a sorry excuse, Diablo Cody wrote the great "Juno script" and now she came up with that *beep* Come on, are you kidding me? This movie is just horror to watch, but no horror movie, the plot was idiotic, only Adam Brody was nice to watch, but also not great or even good. The ending was stupid, as stupid as many scenes. I hate that movie, because everybody watched it only for the hot Megan Foxxx, though she's really ugly and has no soul.