25 Fake Movies From Seinfeld That Must Be Made
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Season Three episode The Red Dot
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1. Jerry Seinfeld
Producer | Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld was born in Brooklyn, New York, the son of Betty (Hesney) and Kalman Seinfeld. His father was of Hungarian Jewish descent, while Jerry's maternal grandparents, Salha and Selim Hosni, were Syrian Jewish immigrants (from Aleppo). He moved with his family, including sister Carolyn, to ...
"Rochelle, Rochelle"
"a foreign movie"
"an erotic romance "about life, love, and becoming a woman"
"a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk"
Susan notes that it contains" a lot of nudity."
Elaine: "Yeah. You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if
there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off."
Season Four episodes The Movie and The Smelly Car
in Season Six episode The Understudy, Rochelle, Rochelle is a musical play
2. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Actress | Seinfeld
Julia Louis-Dreyfus was born on January 13, 1961, in the New York City borough of Manhattan, to Judith (LeFever), a special needs tutor and author, and Gérard Louis-Dreyfus, a billionaire businessman. Her parents divorced when she was young, and she spent her childhood in Washington, D.C., and New ...
"Chunnel" There's an explosion in the Chunnel. And, apparently, the U.S. President's daughter gets stuck in there. The convoluted plot ended up breaking up Elaine and Susan's newfound friendship. Season Seven episode The Pool Guy Season Seven episode The Cadilac
3. Michael Richards
Actor | Seinfeld
Immortalized as Cosmo Kramer on the classic sitcom Seinfeld (1989), West Coast comedy star Michael Richards was born on July 24, 1949, and raised in South Los Angeles, California, to Phyllis (Nardozzi), an Italian-American medical records librarian, and William Richards, an electrical engineer. ...
"Checkmate" Taglines: "Man: I didn't know you enjoyed chess, your majesty. King: Why wouldn't I? Man: Because the king is always in jeopardy. King: Yes, but it's only a game. Man: (suspiciously) Yes, of course. Only a game." Season Four episode The Movie
4. Jason Alexander
Actor | Seinfeld
Jay Scott Greenspan, known professionally as Jason Alexander, is an American actor, comedian, film director, and television presenter. An Emmy and Tony winner, he is best known for his role as George Costanza in the television series Seinfeld (1989), for which he was nominated for seven consecutive...
"Death Blow" Kramer mentions the tagline "When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether." Season Eight episode The Little Kicks
5. Len Lesser
Actor | Kelly's Heroes
Len Lesser was an American character actor, from the Bronx, New York City. His most famous role was that of Uncle Leo, the maternal uncle of protagonist Jerry Seinfeld in the sitcom "Seinfield". Lesser played this role from 1991 to the series finale in 1998.
Lesser was the son of a Polish-Jewish ...
"Firestorm" Harrison Ford jumps out of a plane and shoots back up at the plane while he falls. A helicopter lands on a car. Season Seven episodes The Pool Guy, The Rye and The Engagement
6. Jerry Stiller
Actor | The Heartbreak Kid
As the short, straight-man counterpart of the stellar husband-and-wife comedy team "Stiller & Meara", Jerry Stiller and wife Anne Meara were on top of the comedy game in the 1960s, a steady and hilarious presence on television variety, notably The Ed Sullivan Show (1948), on which they appeared 36 ...
"Blimp: The Hindenburg Story" George shouts: "That's GOTTA hurt!" Season Nine episode The Puerto Rican Day
7. Patrick Warburton
Actor | The Emperor's New Groove
Patrick Warburton is known to many for the role of "Puddy" in the hit NBC comedy "Seinfeld," the laconic, enigmatic, quirky Saab salesman and Elaine's boyfriend. Warburton starred for 7 seasons on the hit CBS comedy "Rules of Engagement" with David Spade, Oliver Hudson, and Megyn Price about two ...
"Cry, Cry Again" It's an Art movie. There's a scene that a french man fell off his bike. One character try to buy back a loaf a bread that symbolizes his soul. Then by mistake Elaine videotapes herself over the ending of the movie. And when Jerry see, he explain: "So you Cry, and then when you see the dancing you Cry Again" Season Eight episode The Little Kicks
8. Danny Woodburn
Actor | Seinfeld
Danny Woodburn is an entertainer on stage, film, television, and the comedy club circuit.
Born and raised in the Philadelphia area, he is the son of a nurse and a professional golfer. He is a graduate of Philadelphia's Temple University's School of Film and Theater and recipient of their Outstanding...
"Brown-Eyed Girl" a romantic comedy about a gypsy who curses a bunch of people so that their eyes only turn brown when they're in the presence of their one true love. Season Seven episode The Pool Guy
9. Steve Hytner
Actor | The Prophecy
Steve Hytner was born on September 28, 1959 in the USA. He is an actor and producer, known for The Prophecy (1995), EuroTrip (2004) and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003).
"The Other Side of Darkness" A beautiful girl fall in coma and returns Season Eight episode The Comeback
10. Brian George
Actor | Batman: The Killing Joke
The youngest of four siblings, Brian George was born in Jerusalem to Jewish parents in July 1952. Both of his parents had immigrated to Israel from India. His father was born in Iraq but raised in Bombay and his mother was born and raised in India. When Brian was a year old, the family immigrated ...
"Ponce De Leon"
A guy who goes out looking for the Fountain of Youth
George really liked and Elaine hated it.
Elaine: "That Fountain of Youth scene at the end, where
they're all splashin' around, and then they go running over to the
mirror to see if it really worked? I mean, come on! That's stupid!"
George: "Lemme tell you sum'in. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn't changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek? ... I lost it."
Season Three episode The Dog
Season Four episode The Movie
11. John O'Hurley
Actor | Seinfeld
John George O'Hurley Jr. is an American actor, comedian, author, game show host and television personality. He is known for his portrayal of J. Peterman on the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and was the sixth host of the game show Family Feud from 2006 to 2010. He also hosted To Tell the Truth from 2000 to ...
"Sack Lunch" it's a movie that opens on the same day as "The English Patient", and represents a non-pretentious, comedic option. Season Eight episode The English Patient
12. Lawrence A. Mandley
Actor | How to Get Away with Murder
Lawrence Mandley was born in Springfield, Illinois and grew up in Chicago. His first stage appearance was a school talent show when he was in 2nd grade. The song was "Tequila" and Lawrence sat on the floor, center stage with a wide brimmed straw hat covering his face as two 8th grade girls in ...
"Prognosis Negative" Saeson Four episode The Junior Mints Season Three episode The Dog
13. Bryan Cranston
Actor | Breaking Bad
Bryan Lee Cranston was born on March 7, 1956 in Hollywood, California, to Audrey Peggy Sell, a radio actress, and Joe Cranston, an actor and former amateur boxer. His maternal grandparents were German, and his father was of Irish, German, and Austrian-Jewish ancestry. He was raised in the Canoga ...
"Blame it on the Rain" Season Seven episode The Calzone
14. Brenda Strong
Actress | Starship Troopers
Brenda Strong may be best known for her seminal acting and voice portrayal of "Mary Alice Young" on Desperate Housewives, but this two-time Emmy-nominated and SAG Award-winning actress has had a long and endearing film and television career. In addition to her success as a working actress, in 2017 ...
"Means to an End" Season Seven episode The Calzone
15. Stephen McHattie
Actor | Pontypool
Stephen McHattie was born on February 3, 1947 in Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Canada. He is an actor and director, known for Pontypool (2008), The Fountain (2006) and Watchmen (2009). He is married to Lisa Houle. They have three children. He was previously married to Meg Foster.
"The Pain and the Yearning" 'An old woman experiences pain and yearning.' A hundred and ninety-two minutes Season Eight episode The Comeback
16. Janeane Garofalo
Actress | Mystery Men
Janeane, the petite woman with the acerbic wit, was born in Newton, New Jersey, in 1964, to Joan, a secretary, and Carmine Garofalo, an Exxon executive. She is of Italian and Irish descent. Janeane had many jobs before breaking into show biz. She worked as a bike messenger, a shoe saleswoman, ...
"The Muted Heart" Stars Glenn Close and Sally Field Season Seven episode The Engagement
17. Ian Abercrombie
Actor | Army of Darkness
Ian Abercrombie began his theatrical career as a lad during the Blitz in World War II. After his footwork years during which he earned Bronze, Silver and Gold medals in dance for the stage, he performed in London, Holland, Ireland, and Scotland. He made his American stage debut in 1955 in a ...
"The Keys" (script by Kramer) Season Four episode The Trip - Part One
18. Larry Thomas
Actor | Postal
Larry Thomas is known for Postal (2007), Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) and Mind Over Mindy (2016).
"Agent Zero" Season Seven episode The Pool Guy
19. Bill Erwin
Actor | Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Bill Erwin was born on December 2, 1914 in Honey Grove, Texas, USA. He was an actor, known for Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987), Somewhere in Time (1980) and Home Alone (1990). He was married to Lucy Frances MacLachlan. He died on December 29, 2010 in Studio City, Los Angeles, California, ...
"Mountain High" Season Seven episode The Pool Guy
20. Kathy Griffin
Actress | The Cable Guy
Kathy Griffin was raised in the near-west Chicago suburbs, in an Irish-American family. She has three older brothers and an older sister. When her parents retired to California, Kathy moved west with them after graduating from Oak Park River Forest High School, and began trying to break into show ...
"Chow Fun" Season Seven episode The Pool Guy
21. Lee Arenberg
Actor | Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Lee Arenberg has the remarkable ability to morph himself into frightening aliens, twisted psychotherapists, lascivious entertainment executives and everything in between. Most frequently referred to as a character actor, Arenberg maintains a flourishing acting career--almost 20 years spanning ...
"Cupid's Rival" Season Seven episode The Pool Guy
22. Matt McCoy
Actor | The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
Matt McCoy was born on May 20, 1956 in Cincinnati, Ohio, USA. He is an actor and producer, known for The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992), Jack Ryan (2018) and Silicon Valley (2014). He has been married to Mary McCoy since 1985. They have three children.
"Cold Fusion" Season Eight episode The Bizarro Jerry
23. Teri Hatcher
Actress | Tomorrow Never Dies
Teri Hatcher is an American actress, writer, presenter, and former NFL cheerleader. She is known for her television roles, portraying Lois Lane on the ABC series Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (1993-1997), and as Susan Mayer on the television series Desperate Housewives (2004-2012), ...
"Flaming Globes of Sigmund" Season Two episode The Heart Attack
24. Corbin Bernsen
Actor | Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Corbin Bernsen made his initial mark on the seminal television series L.A. Law as opportunistic divorce lawyer "Arnie Becker" earning him multiple Emmy and Golden Globe nominations over the show's eight-year run. He proved along the way the role was not to be a dead-end stereotype, maintaining a ...
"Great Case for LA Law" by George Costanza
"GEORGE: Hey. You know, do I have a case for you guys to do on L.A. Law.
CORBIN BERNSEN: Really.
(Flash forward to the middle of George's 'pitch'.)
GEORGE: ...so mind you, at this point I'm only going out with her two or three weeks. So she goes out of town and she asks me to feed her cat. So at this time, there's a lot of stuff going on in my life and, uh, it slips my mind for a few days. Maybe a week. Not a week, five, six days.
CORBIN BERNSEN: Yeah yeah yeah. So what happened?
GEORGE: Well, it's the damnedest thing. The cat dies. So she comes back into town, she finds the cat lying on the carpet stiff as a board.
CORBIN BERNSEN: So you killed the cat.
GEORGE: That's what she says. I say, listen. It was an old cat. It died of natural causes. So get this, now she tells me that I gotta buy her a brand new cat. I say listen, honey. First of all, it was a pretty old cat. I'm not gonna buy you a brand new cat to replace an old dying cat. And second of all, I go out to the garbage, I find you a new cat in fifteen seconds. I say, you show me an autopsy report that says this cat died of starvation, I spring for a new cat. So she says something to me, like, uh, I dunno, get the hell out of here, and she breaks up with me. Now don't you think that would be a great case on L.A. Law?
Season Four episode The Trip - Part One
25. Tom Wright
Actor | Daisy Jones & The Six
Tom Wright was born on November 29, 1952 in Englewood, New Jersey, USA. He is an actor and director, known for Daisy Jones & The Six (2023), Barbershop (2002) and Seinfeld (1989). He has been married to Leigh Johnson since June 13, 1988. They have two children.
Ideas for a TV shows for Seinfeld
George: You want an idea? Here's an idea. You coach gymnastics team in high school. And you're married. And your son's not interested in gymnastics and you're pushing him into gymnastics.
I got it. You run an antique store. And people come in the store and you get involved in their lives.
Kramer: And you're the manager of the circus.
Come on, this is a great idea. Look at the characters. You've got all these freaks on the show. A woman with a moustache? I mean, who wouldn't tune in to see a women with a moustache? You've for the tallest man in the world; a guy who's just a head.
Season Four episode The Pitch
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