Celebrity Run Ins

First ran into Bruce when I was an extra in the first Spider-man movie. We were standing in line when I saw him coming out of his trailer. I said, "hey Bruce Campbell!" He says, "that's right baby." We gave him a lot of *beep* calling him Ash from the crowd, and making a sign that said Groovy. He hated us. After that we went to book signings and appearances every chance we could to give him *beep* He still hates us.

Came by with his wife and kids to see Bee Movie at the theater where I worked. He asked me if we had milk. Sadly I couldn't help him.

I also saw him playing basketball at Pepperdine once. Apparently he does that a lot cause he lives in Malibu.

Came by the theater. He was cool. Hung out for a bit and *beep* with us popcorn monkeys.

Met him after a convention where he was plugging The Sixth Day. He was awesome.

Saw him speak at a con back in '99 maybe. Got a bunch comics signed. He was a dick, berating question askers for interrupting him and what not. I think he's much cooler now 'cause he smokes a gang of weed.

Met him at an X-Files con in like '97. Got some *beep* signed.

Met him at the same X-Files con. Got some *beep* signed by him too.

Did a Rooney video in '04 or '05. Me and my buddy Anthony were two of maybe five guys that were there with 150 hot chicks. The band was cool.

She's Robert "Carmine" Schwartzman's mother, and was hanging out at the video shoot we did. She took a liking to Anthony. We joked that he could be Carmine's new stepdad.

Saw him the first time at the Vans store in the Eagle Rock Plaza back in the day when we were kids. Recently he came by the Gap where I currently work. Bought a bunch of pants. He was nice.

Gave him *beep* at the Spider-man and Seabiscuit shoots. At Spider-man a big group of teen girl extras shouted, "Toby we love you," getting waves in return. This prompted us guys to shout, "Toby we love you too!" Everybody laughed and he looked embarassed. We did the same thing when were extras in Seabiscuit.

Came into the Gap with her adorable little girls. Really nice but seemed kind of jittery and on edge.

She came into the Gap not too long ago. She was really sweet. Cool girl.

My friend Jason's uncle Herman and his band were playing at Mr. T's and *beep* Uncle Andy from Weeds was there. Random.

She lived across the street from me when i was in high school. She's kind of a bitch. Her husband was cool. They moved to Pasadena so I see her from time to time. She used to come into the Three Dog Bakery, and now comes into the Gap.

He got off the plane I was waiting to board in the Burmingham airport.

When we got to LAX after seeing Kanye in Birmingham, we saw Titus. He walked by us on his cell phone, I gave him a, "Hey Titus." Big smile, peace sign, cool dude. Super tight pants.

Me and Anthony were walking down Hollywood Blvd. when she came out of some screening at El Capitan Theater. We tried to get her attention, but she totally ignored us, so Anthony shouts, "Fine. *beep* you then!" That made her turn. It made the big black dudes in suits hse was with turn too, but we went ninja mode, and escaped detection.

He used to come by the movie theater all the time.

She came into the Three Dog Bakery once. Super hot!

She had a signing table at a con I went to. Boner central!

One Saturday night in high school, some friends come pick me up, and we decide to crash a party we hear across the canyon from my house. It's awesome. Tons of booze and eats. The place is full of super hot chicks with tit jobs and random ass people. We see Colin Malone pictures and articles and what not on the walls, and make the connection that were at his pad, and all these people are his sleazy friends. I got wasted on SoCo and ended up naked in the hot tub with people taking pictures with me. Ran into Colin again a few months later down at the train station and jogged his memory about that night. "Oh yeah the hot tub kid. You're a legend man!" My mother would be proud.