(2) The WORST MOVIES you should STAY AWAY from & not waste time with ... for your own good!
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- DirectorChristopher NolanStarsLeonardo DiCaprioJoseph Gordon-LevittElliot PageA thief who steals corporate secrets through the use of dream-sharing technology is given the inverse task of planting an idea into the mind of a C.E.O., but his tragic past may doom the project and his team to disaster.Pretty to look at, crappy characters...
In my view, DiCaprio ruined this movie for me! Shouting, swearing, and taking the Lord's name in vain.
Including Ellen Page and Marion Cottilard.
I liked the music & the special effects, but the characters & the story... my word, are they spiteful.
And that ending with the spinning top was perhaps the WORST movie cop out I ever saw! Even one jumped up in the theater shouting, "That was BULLS***!" - DirectorBo WelchStarsMike MyersSpencer BreslinDakota FanningTwo bored children have their lives turned upside down when a talking cat comes to visit them.Horrible casting decision to have Mike Myers as the Cat in the Hat - the costume & makeup looks fake as heck, and too much inappropriate suggestive content is included.
Despicable! Dr. Seuss' must be rolling in his grave. - DirectorIvan ReitmanStarsNatalie PortmanAshton KutcherKevin KlineA guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it's not long before they learn that they want something more.Groundhog Day is still better.
UGH! This film was horrible!
No reason for these two to be together other than just being two attractive people.
Some of the supporting characters I liked better than the MAIN! Isn't that ironic... - DirectorAlfred HitchcockStarsRod TaylorTippi HedrenJessica TandyA wealthy San Francisco socialite pursues a potential boyfriend to a small Northern California town that slowly takes a turn for the bizarre when birds of all kinds suddenly begin to attack people.No explanation for why these birds are going nuts, and this flick is full of stupid people.
Don't waste your time no your attention on this. - CreatorSeth MacFarlaneDavid ZuckermanStarsAlex BorsteinSeth MacFarlaneSeth GreenIn a wacky Rhode Island town, a dysfunctional family strives to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one crazy scenario to another.Known for its constant use of rude and profane speech, violent and crude humor, and liberal deceit. In that vein, the show has made numerous off-color jokes about teen pregnancy, bestiality, abortion, pedophilia, school shootings, the Holocaust, racism, physical handicap, September 11th, suicide and domestic violence, among other topics. One of the weirdest JOKES of a show ever!
Seth MacFarlane, who has a great & charming smile & charisma I guess, is too talented to be wasting his time & energy with this crap-fest. outright plagiarism, particularly from the vastly more popular show, The Simpsons. The basic model of the family - a fat, drunk, stupid, yet good-hearted husband with an attractive, yet nagging wife - is a direct copy of Homer and Marge Simpson. - DirectorOliver ParkerStarsRowan AtkinsonRosamund PikeDominic WestJohnny English goes up against international assassins hunting down Chinese Premier Xiang Ping.Oh MAN, what a letdown! A disappointing sequel to a classic comedy, of which I'm a big fan of. Apparently, no effort was put into this; the same mistakes are kept being made, a lot of the former cast doesn't return, and ends up being more STUPID than "funny."
- DirectorAlfred HitchcockStarsJames StewartKim NovakBarbara Bel GeddesA former San Francisco police detective juggles wrestling with his personal demons and becoming obsessed with the hauntingly beautiful woman he has been hired to trail, who may be deeply disturbed.A cheap romantic foil!
Groundhog Day is still better. - DirectorPhil NibbelinkSimon WellsStarsJames StewartJohn CleeseAmy IrvingFievel's family decides to move out to the West, unaware that they are falling into a trap perpetrated by a smooth-talking cat.Almost like an insult to the first film. Had some laughs, but doesn't hold a candle to the original.
- DirectorAndrew NiccolStarsNicolas CageEthan HawkeJared LetoAn arms dealer confronts the morality of his work as he is being chased by an INTERPOL Agent.Creepy, retarded, and weird.
- DirectorDavid FincherStarsMorgan FreemanBrad PittKevin SpaceyTwo detectives, a rookie and a veteran, hunt a serial killer who uses the seven deadly sins as his motives.Denzel Washington would've better in this than Brad.
- DirectorCarroll BallardStarsCharles Martin SmithBrian DennehyZachary IttimangnaqA government researcher, sent to research the "menace" of wolves in the north, learns about the true beneficial and positive nature of the species....A guy goes to the Arctic to study wolves... that's it! BIG DEAL!
Seriously, HOW is this a "Disney-esc" movie!??? It was dry, dull, & boring - everyone around me looked completely bored when viewing it (be sure you've got something else to do while you watch this flick).
It was exclusively WEIRD as well, involving scenes where a guy runs around completely naked along with several herds of animals - I was like, "What the heck, man!?? Put some clothes on!!!"
Plus, the 80s & their "PG" were both totally & incredibly baffling, and that's this movie. It doesn't even DESERVE the "Disney" logo on top of it.
I asked the guys, who decided to choose this as a movie night, if it was "nostalgic". They said, "Yes."
Understand, "nostalgic" doesn't mean "better" - it just means you're more attached to it. - DirectorHarold RamisStarsJack BlackMichael CeraOlivia WildeAfter being banished from their tribe, two hunter-gatherers encounter Biblical characters and eventually wind up in the city of Sodom.Weird how the creator of Groundhog Day directed this flop....
- DirectorTom TykwerLana WachowskiLilly WachowskiStarsTom HanksHalle BerryHugh GrantAn exploration of how the actions of individual lives impact one another in the past, present and future, as one soul is shaped from a killer into a hero, and an act of kindness ripples across centuries to inspire a revolution.Confusing plot line, horrendous graphic content, and laugh-out-loud makeup that makes you think the movie believes you're an idiot.
- DirectorTinto BrassStarsMalcolm McDowellPeter O'TooleHelen MirrenA dramatization of the ascent to Caesar and subsequent reign of Caligula, one of the most notorious leaders of ancient Rome. We see his ambition, his scheming, his perversion and decadence, his brutality and his lunacy.The most disgusting, graphic, HORRENDOUS, ATROCIOUS non-pornographic film ever made.
Malcolm McDowell, who I'm sure has a fair amount of talent, should never chosen movies like these to begin with.
People who have a fair amount of talent have gotta simply just use them for good, not evil! - DirectorPeter LordJeff NewittStarsHugh GrantSalma HayekJeremy PivenPirate Captain sets out on a mission to defeat his rivals Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz for the Pirate of the year Award. The quest takes Captain and his crew from the shores of Blood Island to the foggy streets of Victorian London.HUGE letdown!
How did the people who made Wallace and Gromit bring themselves this low!??? BIG difference from the genius Nick Park was, and Hugh Grant comes in trying to steal the spotlight, and just comes across looney in an idiotic movie!
Why did they give screentime to the pseudoscientist Darwin!?? Why did they make Queen Victoria a VILLAIN!???
This film's all an insult to history and to people's intelligence! - DirectorPaul VerhoevenStarsPeter WellerNancy AllenDan O'HerlihyIn a dystopic and crime-ridden Detroit, a terminally wounded cop returns to the force as a powerful cyborg haunted by submerged memories.
- DirectorJeff TremaineStarsJohnny KnoxvilleJackson NicollGregorio86-year-old Irving Zisman takes a trip from Nebraska to North Carolina to take his 8 year-old grandson, Billy, back to his real father.
- DirectorDarren AronofskyStarsEllen BurstynJared LetoJennifer ConnellyThe drug-induced utopias of four Coney Island people are shattered when their addictions run deep..Love the soundtrack - belongs in a fantasy film. Not a stupid drug film!
- DirectorSidney J. FurieStarsChristopher ReeveGene HackmanMargot KidderThe Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man.Nuclear weapons have PREVENTED war, than escalate it. 'Nuff said
- DirectorMartin ScorseseStarsRobert De NiroSharon StoneJoe PesciIn Las Vegas, two best friends - a casino executive and a mafia enforcer - compete for a gambling empire and a fast-living, fast-loving socialite.More degenerate Scorsese-Satan crap!
- DirectorTerry GilliamStarsJohnny DeppBenicio Del ToroTobey MaguireAn oddball journalist and his psychopathic lawyer travel to Las Vegas for a series of psychedelic escapades.I heard this was one of the "most disgusting movies ever" - watched, kind of a let down, not quite what I expected.
Drugs are bad, we KNOW THAT! Making movies about them are just stupid, a waste of time & money!! - CreatorGraham ChapmanEric IdleTerry JonesStarsGraham ChapmanJohn CleeseTerry GilliamThe original surreal sketch comedy showcase for the Monty Python troupe.
- DirectorBill CondonStarsLiam NeesonLaura LinneyChris O'DonnellA look at the life of Alfred Kinsey, a pioneer in the area of human sexuality research, whose 1948 publication "Sexual Behavior in the Human Male" was one of the first recorded works that saw science address sexual behavior.
- DirectorTerry GilliamTerry JonesStarsGraham ChapmanJohn CleeseEric IdleKing Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table embark on a surreal, low-budget search for the Holy Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.Like the series, insulting to people's intelligent, insulting to Christians, misrepresenting history, and highly devoid of any comedic atmosphere.
Seriously, John Cleese is much better in Fawlty Towers only. Including the Jungle, the Shrek movies, and Swan Princess. - DirectorWes CravenStarsHeather LangenkampJohnny DeppRobert EnglundTeenager Nancy Thompson must uncover the dark truth concealed by her parents after she and her friends become targets of the spirit of a serial killer with a bladed glove in their dreams, in which if they die, it kills them in real life.(And the rest of its sequels!!!)
- DirectorKimberly PeirceStarsChloë Grace MoretzJulianne MooreGabriella WildeA shy girl, outcast by her peers and sheltered by her religious mother, unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town after being pushed too far at her senior prom.Haven't seen the movie, glad I haven't, and never intend to. The film's likely predictable - and any film with Julianne Moore I know is gonna be bad.
Seriously, WHAT is Chloe Mortez's deal being in R-rated movies when she's not even grown up enough??? - DirectorQuentin TarantinoStarsJamie FoxxChristoph WaltzLeonardo DiCaprioWith the help of a German bounty-hunter, a freed slave sets out to rescue his wife from a brutal plantation owner in Mississippi.DON'T CARE for that "improvised" scene...
Don't care or like Taratino or DiCaprio the least tad bit! - DirectorSofia CoppolaStarsKatie ChangIsrael BroussardEmma WatsonInspired by actual events, a group of fame-obsessed teenagers use the internet to track celebrities' whereabouts in order to rob their homes.YES! Bad things happen out there!
But there's no need to make a bad movie about them!
You're supposed to learn from this folks who made bad choices, not watch a flick that'll make you wanna think that it's "cool" or "fun" to do these things! - DirectorMartin ScorseseStarsRobert De NiroCathy MoriartyJoe PesciThe life of boxer Jake LaMotta, whose violence and temper that led him to the top in the ring destroyed his life outside of it.I like Robert De Niro, but I hate bizarre violence he's affiliated with so much!
- DirectorDanny BoyleStarsEwan McGregorEwen BremnerJonny Lee MillerRenton, deeply immersed in the Edinburgh drug scene, tries to clean up and get out despite the allure of drugs and the influence of friends.What did they do to Obi-Wan???
- DirectorGus Van SantStarsCasey AffleckMatt DamonA friendship between two young men is tested when they go for a hike in a desert and forget to bring any water or food with them.Two friends walking in the desert. NOTHING ELSE!
Big deal. Absolute waste of time, energy, and money! Waste of celluloid as well.
No point to the story! - DirectorPaul VerhoevenStarsElizabeth BerkleyKyle MacLachlanGina GershonA mysterious young drifter who calls herself Nomi Malone hitches a ride to Las Vegas, Nevada, and begins working as a strip club dancer, and sets about clawing her way to the top of the Vegas showgirls.Lesson: Don't make yourself so vulgar, violent, and crude to get your way with things, or think it will lead you into a title role of a movie.
Elizabeth Berkley, I feel very sorry for you - concerning your background, I expect you to have made a better choice than this putrid mess. - DirectorLawrence GutermanStarsJamie KennedyTraylor HowardAlan CummingTim Avery, an aspiring cartoonist, finds himself in a predicament when his dog stumbles upon the mask of Loki. Then after conceiving an infant son "born of the mask", he discovers just how looney child raising can be.The Nostalgia Critic says it best.
- DirectorNeil BurgerStarsShailene WoodleyTheo JamesKate WinsletIn a world divided by factions based on virtues, Tris learns she's Divergent and won't fit in. When she discovers a plot to destroy Divergents, Tris and the mysterious Four must find out what makes Divergents dangerous before it's too late.Groundhog Day is still better.
- DirectorTimur BekmambetovStarsAngelina JolieJames McAvoyMorgan FreemanA frustrated office worker discovers that he is the son of a professional assassin, and that he shares his father's superhuman killing abilities.Garbage. All garbage! Nauseous, irritating, awful trash! I like James McAvoy & Angelina Jolie - not in this film!
- DirectorRidley ScottStarsSigourney WeaverTom SkerrittJohn HurtThe crew of a commercial spacecraft encounters a deadly lifeform after investigating a mysterious transmission of unknown origin.
- DirectorLarry CharlesStarsBill MaherTal BachmanJonathan BouldenBill Maher's take on the current state of world religion.
- DirectorJack SmightStarsCharlton HestonHenry FondaJames CoburnA dramatization of the battle that was widely heralded as a turning point of the Pacific Theatre of World War II.A movie, I couldn't believe, that turned Charlton Heston into a condescending character, made the Japanese speak English, and stole a lot of stock footage from "Tora! Tora! Tora!" (dare I say, a faithful adaptation of the Pearl Harbor attack)
- DirectorJohn LasseterBradford LewisStarsOwen WilsonLarry the Cable GuyMichael CaineStar race car Lightning McQueen and his pal Mater head overseas to compete in the World Grand Prix race. But the road to the championship becomes rocky as Mater gets caught up in an intriguing adventure of his own: international espionage.
- CreatorJames RolfeStarsJames RolfeMike MateiKyle RogersA foul-mouthed nerd reviews bad video games.I can't really put into words how much I despise this series - not that I "like bad video games" - lol wut?? It's just that James Rolfe's character is one of the worst I've ever seen.
He's so socially awkward, loud, foul-mouthed, and unlikable most of the time. He's does manage to throw a few laughs in there, but I think he should release versions of his videos where all the bad words are bleeped.
PS: The Nostalgia Critic is better than him. No contest! - DirectorQuentin TarantinoStarsUma ThurmanDavid CarradineMichael MadsenThe Bride continues her quest of vengeance against her former boss and lover Bill, the reclusive bouncer Budd, and the treacherous, one-eyed Elle.
- DirectorPeter JosephStarsChogyam TrungpaJordan MaxwellGeorge CarlinMythology and belief in society today, presenting uncommon perspectives of common cultural issues.
- DirectorEthan CoenJoel CoenStarsTommy Lee JonesJavier BardemJosh BrolinViolence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon the aftermath of a drug deal gone wrong and over two million dollars in cash near the Rio Grande.This shouldn't be the movie the Cohen brothers are known for - the villain is bland & weird, the setup is sterile, and it's an old-round violent & disgusting movie.
- DirectorMarc ForsterStarsBrad PittMireille EnosDaniella KerteszFormer United Nations employee Gerry Lane traverses the world in a race against time to stop a zombie pandemic that is toppling armies and governments and threatens to destroy humanity itself.And do away with the zombie horror genre' ... it's SICK!
- DirectorWilliam FriedkinStarsAshley JuddMichael ShannonHarry Connick Jr.An unhinged war veteran holes up with a lonely woman in a spooky Oklahoma motel room. The line between reality and delusion is blurred as they discover a bug infestation.I read on a page once that this was considered to be "one of the scariest movies ever" - FAIL!
Besides, I don't like scary movies, plus, this flick wasn't even scary at all! You keep waiting for something to happen, it doesn't; the movie just gets under your skin, there's a mysterious phone call that's never revealed as to who it is or why it's ringing.
BIG BIG disappointment!! Plus they turned Joe Wentworth's mother into a despicable character. - DirectorRoger AvaryStarsJames Van Der BeekIan SomerhalderShannyn SossamonThe incredibly spoiled and overprivileged students of Camden College are a backdrop for an unusual love triangle between a drug dealer, a virgin and a bisexual classmate.I felt like watching this film simply because "Sunshine" was it in. Couldn't finish it! Just antisocial, crude, disgusting, blasphemous, and stupid.
How is a movie filled with swearing, drugs, drinking, blood baths, blasphemy, and sexual immorality considered "ARTSY"???
The main guy, Sean Bateman, I felt like PUNCHING in the face, over & over, the more kept using the Lord's name in vain. Glad he hasn't really gone anywhere. - DirectorJoe DanteStarsZach GalliganPhoebe CatesHoyt AxtonA young man inadvertently breaks three important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town.Just uncomfortable, weird & disgusting to watch!
- DirectorShane BlackStarsRobert Downey Jr.Val KilmerMichelle MonaghanAfter being mistaken for an actor, a New York thief is sent to Hollywood to train under a private eye for a potential movie role, but the duo are thrown together with a struggling actress into a murder mystery.Takes two actors who I really like & puts them in a story I don't like.
I'm glad especially Val Kilmer (or Robert Downey Jr.) aren't especially well-known for being in this film, according to their main movies on their iMDb profiles. - DirectorJoe DanteChuck JonesStarsZach GalliganPhoebe CatesHowie MandelThe Gremlins are back, and this time, they've taken control of a New York City media mogul's high-tech skyscraper.(Same as part 1)
- DirectorBobcat GoldthwaitStarsRobin WilliamsDaryl SabaraMorgan MurphyWhen his son's body is found in a humiliating accident, a lonely high school teacher inadvertently attracts an overwhelming amount of community and media attention after covering up the truth with a phony suicide note.Oh man, what did they do to Juni Cortez?? They turned Daryl Sabara, a Jewish actor I really like, into one of the rudest, disgusting, & most hateful characters ever put on screen!
Is this really a habit of Hollywood nowadays??? If they bring back a child actor in his prime, they HAVE to put him in an R-rated movie!!?? NO!!!!!
You need EFFORT! Actually effort. - DirectorSteve AndersonStarsDrew CareyBilly ConnollyBill MaherA documentary on the expletive's origin, why it offends some people so deeply, and what can be gained from its use.A DOCUMENTARY made about a bad word!???? I haven't heard anything so stupid in my life. Likely the worst documentary ever MADE!
It's a bad, antisocial, barbaric, immature, generate, sarcastic swearword!
The Lord says don't even swear in the Bible! (Ephesians 4:29)
Get over it - DirectorDarren AronofskyStarsNatalie PortmanMila KunisVincent CasselNina is a talented but unstable ballerina on the verge of stardom. Pushed to the breaking point by her artistic director and a seductive rival, Nina's grip on reality slips, plunging her into a waking nightmare.Ugh! Weird & putrid & disgusting!
The whole movie keeps you guessing & scratching your head in confusion & headache!
Sad a Jewish director cast a beautiful Jewish woman in this filth. - DirectorWes CravenStarsNeve CampbellCourteney CoxDavid ArquetteA year after the murder of her mother, a teenage girl is terrorized by a masked killer who targets her and her friends by using scary movies as part of a deadly game....and the rest of its sequels.
- DirectorBaz LuhrmannStarsLeonardo DiCaprioCarey MulliganJoel EdgertonA writer and wall street trader, Nick Carraway, finds himself drawn to the past and lifestyle of his mysterious millionaire neighbor, Jay Gatsby, amid the riotous parties of the Jazz Age.Any film DiCaprio is in, I *know* it's gonna suck - and that's not being sarcastic.
- DirectorM. Night ShyamalanStarsNoah RingerNicola Peltz BeckhamJackson RathboneAang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom.Despite the fact that "it's not like the series" like so many dedicated fans are like, this movie plays around with the occult! BIG SIN.
Demonic forces can corrupt you if you seriously think about playing around with these occult ideas. Yoga, kung fu, airbending, etc., they're all demonic, satanic, and it's playing around with the power of Satan. (Same with Harry Potter). - DirectorHoward ZieffStarsAnna ChlumskyMacaulay CulkinDan AykroydVada is obsessed with death. Her mother is dead, and her father runs a funeral parlor. When Vada's father hires Shelly, a makeup expert, and begins to fall in love, Vada is outraged and does everything in her power to split them up.Just was digusted & letdown by this film - I don't CARE if the girl is cute; she's mostly just socially awkward & does things that doesn't make sense.
Macualy Culkin with his wooden acting doesn't even make the film better - clearly *nothing* was memorable about this film. And mostly, it was really OFFENSIVE to church-goers, depicting "old people" as the only people who are in church. No, I've never seen that - they're A LOT of young people I've seen in church.
And I didn't even FEEL anything when when "Kevin" died from bee sting - and the girl just yelling & whining at the funeral just made the situation worse.
My advice, go watch "Simon Birch" (1998) - that film had a better story, emotion, characters, and directing. A MUST WATCH. - DirectorCraig SingerStarsJamie-Lynn SiglerPatrick RennaDavid Clayton RogersA group of six friends on a road trip stop off at an amusement park attraction named 'Dark Ride', unaware that a psychopath who brutally murdered two girls, has just escaped a mental institution and is seeking refuge there.
- DirectorJonathan DemmeStarsJodie FosterAnthony HopkinsScott GlennA young F.B.I. cadet must receive the help of an incarcerated and manipulative cannibal killer to help catch another serial killer, a madman who skins his victims.Overrated FILTH!!
Anthony Hopkins has been given TOO MUCH credit for this flick. He was better & more memorable in "The Mask of Zorro" (1998) - DirectorRachel TalalayStarsLori PettyIce-TNaomi WattsA girl is among the few survivors of a dystopian Earth. Riding a war tank, she fights against the tyranny of a mega-corporation that dominates the remaining potable water supply of the planet.
- DirectorNick MarckStarsKate SimmonsJake ThomasRandy QuaidA holiday to the South Pacific goes awry when Cousin Eddie's family and a tour guide are shipwrecked on an island.A sequel that was unnecessary. The first one was stupid & wrong at times, but this one is the EPITOME of wrong & stupid!
- DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsJohn CusackThandiwe NewtonChiwetel EjioforA frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind.Hate the pathetic biased liberal propoganda of always putting Christians, Jews, and Muslims in the same category, that they're "nuts" and "always get things wrong"!
Christians & Jews worship the same God, while muslims have a totally different god (Allah = the moon god).
Just throwing that out there. - DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsDenzel WashingtonNadine VelazquezDon CheadleTroubling questions arise after airline pilot Whip Whitaker makes a miracle landing after a mid-air catastrophe.What did they do to Denzel Washington?? They kept making the deal that he was pilot with an alcohol problem, and I was like, "Alright! I get it."
The only scene I liked in this film was where he arrived at his "old home" I guess , and threw a whole bunch of alcoholic drinks & drugs away. That was decent. - DirectorJay RoachStarsBen StillerRobert De NiroBlythe DannerAll hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.
- DirectorLee DanielsStarsGabourey SidibeMo'NiquePaula PattonIn New York City's Harlem circa 1987, an overweight, abused, illiterate teen who is pregnant with her second child is invited to enroll in an alternative school in hopes that she can re-route her life in a better direction.Didn't like this movie at any moment...
- DirectorPaul WeitzStarsBen StillerTeri PoloRobert De NiroFamily-patriarch Jack Byrnes wants to appoint a successor. Does his son-in-law, the male nurse Greg Focker, have what it takes?
- DirectorPaul WeitzChris WeitzStarsJason BiggsChris KleinThomas Ian NicholasFour teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night.
- DirectorRod AmateauStarsAnthony NewleyMackenzie AstinPhil FondacaroDodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.
- DirectorSam RaimiStarsBruce CampbellEllen SandweissRichard DeManincorFive friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-possessing demons.
- DirectorSam RaimiStarsBruce CampbellSarah BerryDan HicksAsh Williams, the lone survivor of an earlier onslaught of flesh-possessing spirits, holes up in a cabin with a group of strangers while the demons continue their attack.
- DirectorSam RaimiStarsBruce CampbellEmbeth DavidtzMarcus GilbertWhen Ash Williams is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., he must retrieve the Necronomicon and battle an army of the dead in order to return home.
- DirectorYasujirô OzuStarsChishû RyûChieko HigashiyamaSô YamamuraAn old couple visit their children and grandchildren in the city, but receive little attention.I've lived in japan all my life. Watching this, I kept waiting and waiting and WAITING for the story to payoff... there's hardly ANY!
It's just a bunch of people going around seeing others - there's no real purpose or reason - just "every day people" making conversation. That's it.
How is this a "classic"??? - DirectorPeter FarrellyBobby FarrellyStarsJim CarreyJeff DanielsLauren HollyAfter a woman leaves a briefcase at the airport terminal, a dumb limo driver and his dumber friend set out on a hilarious cross-country road trip to Aspen to return it.I didn't laugh ONCE, honestly. Stupid thing, after stupid thing, after gross thing, after inappropriate thing, after stupid!
Though I'm glad Harland Williams did come in - he's my favorite comedic actor, and I loved him in "Rocketman" (1997) - DirectorFrank DarabontStarsTim RobbinsMorgan FreemanBob GuntonOver the course of several years, two convicts form a friendship, seeking consolation and, eventually, redemption through basic compassion.Okay! Morgan Freeman just plays Morgan Freeman in this film, the dude escapes from prison! Big deal.
But I hate hearing so much swearwords, especially from Mr. Freeman - doesn't feel right.
And of course, like typical Hollywood, they make a "Christian man" the bad guy, and of course, make him the world's biggest hypocrite. - DirectorRon HowardStarsTom HanksEwan McGregorAyelet ZurerHarvard symbologist Robert Langdon works with a nuclear physicist to solve a murder and prevent a terrorist act against the Vatican during one of the significant events within the church.
- DirectorSean S. CunninghamStarsBetsy PalmerAdrienne KingJeannine TaylorA group of teenage camp counselors attempt to re-open an abandoned summer camp with a tragic past, but they are stalked by a mysterious, relentless killer.
- DirectorMikael HåfströmStarsColin O'DonoghueAnthony HopkinsCiarán HindsAmerican seminary student Michael Kovak travels to Italy to take an exorcism course.
- DirectorRidley ScottStarsAnthony HopkinsJulianne MooreGary OldmanLiving in exile, Dr. Hannibal Lecter tries to reconnect with now disgraced F.B.I. Agent Clarice Starling, and finds himself a target for revenge from a powerful victim....plus, Julianne Moore is in it.
- DirectorJohn HughesStarsJohn CandyMacaulay CulkinJean Louisa KellyLaid back commitment-phobe Buck babysits his brother's rebellious teenage daughter and her cute younger brother and sister.
- DirectorJim AbrahamsDavid ZuckerJerry ZuckerStarsRobert HaysJulie HagertyLeslie NielsenAfter the crew becomes sick with food poisoning, a neurotic ex-fighter pilot must safely land a commercial airplane full of passengers.What isn't this rated R??
- DirectorBobby FarrellyPeter FarrellyStarsJim CarreyRenée ZellwegerAnthony AndersonA nice-guy cop with Dissociative Identity Disorder must protect a woman on the run from a corrupt ex-boyfriend and his associates.Carrey's WORST!, besides the Cable Guy. Completely everything is wrong about this movie, and I mean EVERYTHING.
The movie's uncomfortable to watch, disgusting to watch, harsh to watch, and all-round STUPID to watch!!
Hiring Carrey for this movie was the wrong idea! - 19641h 35mPG8.4 (519K)97MetascoreDirectorStanley KubrickStarsPeter SellersGeorge C. ScottSterling HaydenAn unhinged American general orders a bombing attack on the Soviet Union, triggering a path to nuclear holocaust that a war room full of politicians and generals frantically tries to stop.How on earth is this the "greatest comedy of all time"???
Everything was just weird & boring!
Though I did giggle once when the guy shot bullet holes into the vending machine and sprays of liquid came out on his face. lol - DirectorM. Night ShyamalanStarsBruce WillisHaley Joel OsmentToni ColletteMalcolm Crowe, a child psychologist, starts treating a young boy, Cole, who encounters dead people and convinces him to help them. In turn, Cole helps Malcolm reconcile with his estranged wife.Why is this popular?? How is it a "masterpiece"?? I just saw it as an uncomfortable movie to sit through, that had a boring action star & a weird annoying little kid, who, as always, sees things without an explanation.
- DirectorRichard GreenbergStarsFred SavageHowie MandelDaniel SternA boy discovers an incredible and gruesome world of monsters under his bed.AWFUL!
- DirectorRichard DonnerStarsMel GibsonDanny GloverGary BuseyTwo newly paired cops who are complete opposites must put aside their differences in order to catch a gang of drug smugglers.Why did Mel Gibson and Danny Glover put themselves into this un-interesting & violent roles??
They are two Hollywood men which are more prone to make good examples to people - the same goes for the rest of their sequels. And they were even a bad example to Joe Pesci, a nice guy at first, but then started cursing after hanging around them for a while. It should've been the OPPOSITE! - DirectorRichard DonnerStarsMel GibsonDanny GloverJoe PesciRiggs and Murtaugh are on the trail of South African diplomats who are using their immunity to engage in criminal activities.(Same as above)
- DirectorRichard DonnerStarsMel GibsonDanny GloverJoe PesciMartin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh pursue a former LAPD officer who uses his knowledge of police procedure and policies to steal and sell confiscated guns and ammunition to local street gangs.Man, WHY did Gibson and Glover act as a bad example to Joe Pesci?? They're swearing at him, and he ends up becoming just as messed up! In fact, Joe Pesci was my favorite character from the whole series! I don't care about the main duo!
- DirectorRichard DonnerStarsMel GibsonDanny GloverJoe PesciWith personal crises and age weighing in on them, LAPD officers Riggs and Murtaugh must contend with deadly Chinese triads that are trying to free their former leaders out of prison and onto American soil.(Same as above)
- DirectorWilliam FriedkinStarsEllen BurstynMax von SydowLinda BlairWhen a young girl is possessed by a mysterious entity, her mother seeks the help of two Catholic priests to save her life.
- DirectorBaz LuhrmannStarsNicole KidmanEwan McGregorJohn LeguizamoA poor Bohemian poet in 1890s Paris falls for a beautiful courtesan and nightclub star coveted by a jealous duke.Groundhog Day is still better at telling a romantic love story.
- DirectorBen AffleckStarsMorgan FreemanEd HarrisCasey AffleckTwo Boston area detectives investigate a little girl's kidnapping, which ultimately turns into a crisis both professionally and personally.
- DirectorAntoine FuquaStarsDenzel WashingtonEthan HawkeScott GlennA rookie cop spends his first day as a Los Angeles narcotics officer with a rogue detective who isn't what he appears to be.Gosh do I wanna smash this film to pieces - love Denzel Washington, loved him in Remember the Titans.
The way he goes on & on about "loving G-d" and "wanting to be a church pastor" is so confusing as to why plays rude, lewd, & crude characters such as in this movie. Hate it! - DirectorPeter JacksonStarsNaomi WattsJack BlackAdrien BrodyA greedy film producer assembles a team of moviemakers and sets out for the infamous Skull Island, where they find more than just cannibalistic natives.Not a big fan of this series, but I had watched the original. It seemed okay.
But I REALLY wanted to like this film, when I heard they were releasing a remake...
I was look forward to all the updated technology they could use for this big name! But with all the horrendous continual BLASPHEMY and cursing of God's name, I found to be highly disappointing.
Great graphics & visuals, but the characters are not.
Hey I liked Adrien Brody in "The Pianist", but he was too boring in this flick; Jack Black was miscast, Naomi Watts was weird, and Kyle Chandler I just wanted to smack!
Peter Jackson, if you want the general audience to like you're films, then don't do any stupid to make a big part of them turn away! just stick with Middle-Earth, or quite while you're ahead! - DirectorBrian De PalmaStarsAl PacinoMichelle PfeifferSteven BauerIn 1980 Miami, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a drug cartel and succumbs to greed.
- DirectorSam Taylor-JohnsonStarsDakota JohnsonJamie DornanJennifer EhleLiterature student Anastasia Steele's life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey.Groundhog Day will forever always be the superior movie in showing a romantic love story.
- DirectorCatherine HardwickeStarsKristen StewartRobert PattinsonBilly BurkeWhen Bella Swan moves to a small town in the Pacific Northwest, she falls in love with Edward Cullen, a mysterious classmate who reveals himself to be a 108-year-old vampire.Groundhog Day is still better.
A MILLION times better! - DirectorChris WeitzStarsKristen StewartRobert PattinsonTaylor LautnerAfter Edward leaves because of an incident involving Bella, Jacob Black becomes her best friend. But what Bella doesn't realize is that Jacob also has a secret that will change their lives suddenly.
- DirectorDavid SladeStarsKristen StewartRobert PattinsonTaylor LautnerAs a string of mysterious killings grips Seattle, Bella, whose high school graduation is fast approaching, is forced to choose between her love for vampire Edward and her friendship with werewolf Jacob.
- DirectorBill CondonStarsKristen StewartRobert PattinsonTaylor LautnerThe Quileutes close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks.
- DirectorBill CondonStarsKristen StewartRobert PattinsonTaylor LautnerAfter the birth of Renesmee/Nessie, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi.
- DirectorMichael J. GallagherStarsCaitlin GerardMelanie PapaliaShane DawsonAfter discovering an urban legend of a demented serial killer, who has nothing but a carved "smiley" on his face, a mentally fragile teenager must figure out if she is going insane - or if she could be the next victim.GREAT disappointment! Stupid story & annoying characters!!! Seeing Shane Dawson was gonna be in it, I thought it'd be kinda cool. Nope. It was just STUPID, and had characters that you just wanted to PUNCH in the face, even stab to death. No pun intended.