Wait a minute, they star WHICH people?

Although they don't share any scenes - except by phone calls - "The Boys from Brazil" has the only actor ever named a lord (Laurence Olivier) and the guy from the "Police Academy" movies (Steve Guttenberg).

Among the co-stars are Tina Louise and Samuel L. Jackson (although they don't share any scenes). Yes, the gorgeous movie star stranded on an uncharted island appears in a movie with the guy who said "mother***kin' snakes on a mother***kin' plane".

One of Otto Preminger's less renowned movies has a courtoom scene that looks more like a TVLand reunion: the judge is Burgess Meredith (Penguin on "Batman"), his wife is Madeleine Sherwood (Reverend Mother on "The Flying Nun"), the defense attorney is Jim Backus (Mr. Howell on "Gilligan's Island") and the prosecuting attorney is Robert Reed (the "Brady Bunch" dad). That in addition to Jane Fonda, Michael Caine, Faye Dunaway, John Philip Law.

An evil cloak? Who'd notice that when you've got a cast consisting of Norman Bates, Lovey Howell, ET's mom and Sgt. Hartman?

There was one thing that truly disappointed me about this movie: co-stars Richard Pryor and Maggie Smith never got to share any scenes. Could there be a funnier conversation than those two trying to understand each other?

The most famous scene is Leslie Nielsen wrestling a grizzly, but we also have Michael Ansara (Barbara Eden's former husband) and Andrew Stevens (Stella Stevens's son).

OK, so Jesus is played by that guy from the Ingmar Bergman movies, but look who else is here: Kojak, one of the men from UNCLE, Mr. Tibbs, Lolita's mom, Cornelius the ape, Barbara Eden's first husband, and the white-bread singer-turned-Birther.

You thought that it was just a biblical story? Ha! You got the NRA's ex-president, the king of Siam, Little Caesar, Dr. Phibes and Lily Munster.

The most obvious thing is that Louise Fletcher reprises her role as Nurse Ratched (with a little bit of Carrie's mom), but we also have Victoria Tennant (Steve Martin's ex-wife and his co-star in "All of Me" and "LA Story") and Kristy Swanson (the original Buffy).

Aside from Adrian Cronauer, we have Cosmo Brown, Albus Dumbledore, Django, a rapper, Forrest Gump's lover, Mr. Dawes, and Lisa Simpson.

The gangster, the model, Django, a rapper, the NRA's ex-president, and the '60s sexpot in a movie about the dark side of pro football? Sounds like a brain freeze.

OK, everyone already knew what the plot was. The cast, however, has Ellen DeGeneres's former partner, the Frat Packer, Aragorn, Todd Haynes's muse, Jerry Lundegaard, a Red Hot Chili Pepper, a miscellaneous supporting player, Paul Thomas Anderson's frequent cast member, Ron Howard's dad, another miscellaneous star, Tom Hanks's wife, and...OK, so I don't know whether Robert Forster is best known for "Medium Cool" or "Jackie Brown". Long story short, we should remember the unusual cast, not the fact that they remade "Psycho".