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- DirectorTom McMahonStarsRon PerlmanDanielle JagodaKhyber Zaffarkhan1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#610 Deep Fried" a man with anger issues falls into a vat of hydrochloric acid after attacking his former boss, "#892 Gorgeous Gorge" a supermodel with bulimia dies after an eating binge, "#347 Re-Tired" a pornography addict impales himself after overfilling a tire until it explodes, "#652 Botoxicated" a woman worried about wrinkles dies after a bad Botox injection, "#498 Choke-A-Lot" two kitchen workers die after inhaling coco powder, and "#629 Sex Ray" a patient dies after being left in an X-ray machine by his over sexed doctor. It also looks at how a stock car racer was almost burned alive during an explosion after an accident.
- DirectorAna ClavellJames Glenn DudelsonStarsStephanie PetteeRoy AbramsohnSusan SchrammThis second sequel to Creepshow (1982) features five new tales of horror: "Alice", "The Radio", "Call Girl", "The Professor's Wife", and "Haunted Dog".
- DirectorJohn StaintonStarsSteve IrwinTerri IrwinMagda SzubanskiThe Crocodile Hunter mistakes some CIA agents for poachers and sets out to stop them from capturing a wily croc which, unbeknownst to him, has swallowed a tracking drone.
- DirectorWilliam Brent BellStarsFernanda AndradeSimon QuartermanEvan HelmuthIn Italy, a woman becomes involved in a series of unauthorized exorcisms during her mission to discover what happened to her mother, who allegedly murdered three people during her own exorcism.
- DirectorCharlie PalmerStarsDavid TennantFreema AgyemanJessica HynesIn 1913, Martha watches in jealousy from afar as The Doctor learns what it is to be human and to fall in love with the local school nurse, Joan Redfern.
- DirectorAdam ShankmanStarsJohn StamosDianna AgronChris ColferOn a jealous impulse, Will decides to stage "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" as the school play, and Sue encourages him for devious reasons.
- DirectorBradley BueckerStarsDianna AgronChris ColferJessalyn GilsigWill hosts the second annual Boys vs. Girls competition, while Puck finally gets out of juvenile detention.
- DirectorRyan MurphyStarsDianna AgronChris ColferJessalyn GilsigA substitute teacher takes over for a sick Will and wows the group with her unconventional teaching methods.
- DirectorGreg YaitanesStarsJack ColemanGreg GrunbergAli LarterThe identity of "Rebel" is revealed with chilling consequences - Emmy Award-Winner Zeljko Ivanek, Brea Grant and Swoosie Kurtz Guest Star.
- DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsTom HanksChris CoppolaMichael JeterOn Christmas Eve, a young boy embarks on a magical adventure to the North Pole on the Polar Express, while learning about friendship, bravery, and the spirit of Christmas.
- DirectorJoseph DanielloRon HughartBrent WoodsStarsSeth MacFarlaneWendy SchaalScott GrimesWhile Stan and Francine try to figure out if Francine is pregnant, Steve tries to become a superhero in a desperate effort to gain his dad's respect, only to have Roger steal the spotlight.
- DirectorJack PerkinsAlbert CallerosAnthony LioiStarsMike HenrySanaa LathanKevin Michael RichardsonCleveland is uncomfortable when Cleveland Jr. begins dating a Mexican girl who is hotter than his wife. But things get even worse when he marries her to keep her from being deported.
- DirectorJoseph LeeJames PurdumPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenWhen Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.
- DirectorChris McKayStarsSeth GreenTisha CampbellRachael Leigh CookDoc Brown steals plutonium from the Libyan terrorists, the creators imagine what it would be like if Jesus came down to talk to us normal humans. See what life would be like for a 109-year old vampire.
- 1989– 30mTV-146.0 (1.3K)TV EpisodeDirectorMike B. AndersonMark KirklandStarsDan CastellanetaJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightHomer becomes the host of a popular political talk show, starts an "everyman" movement in Springfield, and ends up hand-picking Ted Nugent as the Republican nominee for president.
- DirectorJohn RiggiStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiEverybody becomes confused when Liz suddenly becomes cheerful, Jack tries to talk Jenna out of being the mean judge in a children's reality talent show, and Kenneth prepares for what he believes to be the imminent Rapture.
- 2007–201921mTV-PG7.6 (3.7K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoPenny helps Sheldon work on his relationship with Amy when he trivializes one of her accomplishments. Howard is irked by Bernadette's dislike of children.
- DirectorJohn HendersonStarsRowan AtkinsonRichard E. GrantJim BroadbentBefore the Doctor can settle down to married life, he must face one last confrontation with his deadly enemy of certain death - the Master.
- DirectorSam PillsburyStarsOmri KatzJustin ShenkarowMary-Margaret HumesIt's Halloween and Marshall and Simon are stuck at home babysitting Simon's younger brother Harley. But the night isn't as boring as they expected, when Harley switches places with the mummy from the monster movie he's watching.
- DirectorBryan SpicerStarsOmri KatzJustin ShenkarowMary-Margaret HumesMarshall and Simon are surprised to find that instead of detention they get sent to have an eye test. But with his new glasses, Simon seems to have lost his sense of fun, and all he wants to do is study.
- DirectorJoe DanteStarsOmri KatzJustin ShenkarowMary-Margaret HumesMelanie arrives in Eerie and both Marshall and his friend Devon fall for her. But when Devon is killed in an accident and his heart is transplanted into Melanie's body, she starts to act a lot like him.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsOmri KatzJustin ShenkarowMary-Margaret HumesWhen Marshall suggests some heavy metal to cheer up his friend, Tod finds that he can relate to the lyrics - perhaps a little too much, as he changes dramatically into a rebellious head-banger.
- DirectorFrancis Ford CoppolaStarsMarlon BrandoAl PacinoJames CaanThe aging patriarch of an organized crime dynasty transfers control of his clandestine empire to his reluctant son.
- DirectorTerrence O'HaraStarsDavid GiuntoliRussell HornsbyElizabeth TullochHighly respected judge Logan Patterson is murdered, and shortly after several other people who played some part in the conviction and incarceration of an escaped giant of unnatural strength. Nick is badly wounded, out of action. Monroe however shows unusual enthusiasm to help out while Hank follows the paper trail.
- DirectorB.J. NovakStarsRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiJenna FischerAndy hopes to make up for a sales deficiency by entering and winning a bar trivia competition, while Dwight flies to corporate headquarters in Florida to demand a management interview with Robert.
- DirectorTucker GatesStarsAmy PoehlerRashida JonesAziz AnsariLeslie appoints Ann as her new campaign manager, but her attempt to relaunch the campaign goes off to a horrendous start, while Chris discovers that Ben is depressed after leaving his job.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsChristina ApplegateMaya RudolphJennifer HallReagan's extreme competiveness comes out at a New Year's Eve game night, much to Chris's embarrassment. Meanwhile, Kevin worries that Ava is ashamed of him and Missy brings an unexpected date to the party.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-146.6 (227)TV EpisodeDirectorDon Roy KingJohn SolomonJake SzymanskiStarsFred ArmisenAbby ElliottBill Hader"Mitt Romney" shows he's a regular guy at a diner. Ten years after graduation, Harry Potter hangs at Hogwarts to impress new students. Candidate for mayor runs attack ads against herself. Casey Anthony's dog interviewed on Weekend Update.
- DirectorAdam SmithStarsMatt SmithKaren GillanAlex KingstonThe Doctor and Amy emerge from the TARDIS to find the wreck of the Byzantium spaceship. Down below the Weeping Angels are stirring, but the Doctor has someone else to contend with; none other than the mysterious Professor River Song.
- DirectorTim HunterStarsOmri KatzJustin ShenkarowMary-Margaret HumesMarshall discovers an old undelivered letter along with the ghost of its author, Tripp McConnell, who wants Marshall's help to finally deliver the letter to his childhood sweetheart.
- DirectorLouis J. HorvitzStarsEmily BluntJessica AlbaEmma StoneThe annual Golden Globe Awards hosted by Ricky Gervais.
- DirectorBob BowenPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenBrian dates a blind woman who hates dogs; Peter can't stop falling down the new stairs.
- DirectorPamela FrymanStarsJosh RadnorJason SegelCobie SmuldersWhile Marshall and Lily spend their first night in their new home after deciding to permanently move to Long Island, Barney takes over as group leader in Manhattan--both with disastrous results.
- DirectorDwayne Carey-HillStarsJon HederAaron RuellEfren RamirezAn off-brand acne cream gives Napoleon intense strength. Soon the gym teacher recruits him for a secret fight club and his brother Kip, who usually has the upper hand, doesn't like his brother's new sense of power.
- DirectorMike B. AndersonChris ClementsStarsDan CastellanetaJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightLisa creates an online social network that becomes a Springfield obsession, but later becomes a victim of user backlash.
- DirectorJames WiddoesStarsAshton KutcherJon CryerAngus T. JonesWhile Zoe pressures Walden into shaving and cutting his hair, Alan discovers that Lyndsey is dating a younger man.
- 2001–201922mTV-G7.6 (18)TV EpisodeTurntables, Steam Engines, Playground Equipment, Teflon Pans.
- DirectorBlake T. EvansStarsPatricia HeatonNeil FlynnCharlie McDermottThe Hecks help themselves to the Donahues' new car while they are away at the Super Bowl, and Sue decides to tell her new boyfriend that she loves him.
- DirectorTroy MillerStarsZooey DeschanelJake JohnsonMax GreenfieldWhen Schmidt's plans for his 29th birthday fall apart, Jess takes charge and enlists the help of her school's party hungry vice-principal. Meanwhile, Nick begrudgingly has his first date at Schmidt's party with a beautiful lawyer who harbors a secret, and the gang argues why one of them has to place a 50 dollar bill in the douchebag jar.
- 2011– 43mTV-148.6 (8)TV EpisodeStarsLarry the Cable GuyWe break comedic ground as Larry the Cable Guy takes a zany spin around the U.S. From the Oregon Trail to the Grand Canyon, from crossing the Delaware to searching for California's gold, Larry's signature persona delivers offbeat America, with stories of real history and loads of down-home fun.
- 2011– 43mTV-147.8 (7)TV EpisodeStarsLarry the Cable GuyEric WeingradLarry visits Alaska to hunt down moose poachers, visit a high school football team's strange ritual, and also makes a surprise visit to Sarah Palin's family.
- DirectorChris McKayStarsSeth GreenMichael Ian BlackClark DukeThe Robot Chicken finally escapes from his torture. But when the love of his life is kidnapped by the mad scientist, he returns for a massive battle in the scientist's castle.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsWill FerrellAna GasteyerDarrell HammondWatch selected sketches and segments from this 1998 episode hosted by Academy Award-nominee Joan Allen hosts with special guest John Goodman. Sketches include "VH1 Spirituality Awards," "Suel Forrester, Southern Lawyer", "Learning with Jennifer Tilly," and "Space, The Infinite Frontier." For clearance reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiLiz tries to keep a judgmental Jack away from her new boyfriend, Tracy begins an "idiot protest" in response to public comments made by Liz, and Kenneth and Jenna accidentally break a box of fluorescent lights in the storage closet.
- 2007–201921mTV-PG8.1 (3.9K)TV EpisodeDirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoLeonard and Penny contemplate reviving their romantic relationship.
- DirectorJay RoachStarsBen StillerRobert De NiroTeri PoloMale nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.
- DirectorCharles McDougallStarsRainn WilsonJohn KrasinskiJenna FischerRobert throws a party for the Dunder Mifflin staff at his house before he sells it because of his divorce. At the party, Erin and Dwight agree to flirt with each other to make Andy jealous, and Jim tries in vain to duck out early.
- DirectorDean HollandStarsAmy PoehlerRashida JonesAziz AnsariLeslie tries to keep Ben from making a negative campaign ad against a popular new candidate, Andy takes a visit to the doctor, and Ron becomes uncomfortable when Chris suddenly starts trying to hang out with him.
- DirectorJeff SchafferAlec BergDavid MandelStarsScott MechlowiczJacob PittsMichelle TrachtenbergDumped by his girlfriend, a high school grad decides to embark on an overseas adventure in Europe with his friends.
- 2010–201423mTV-PG7.0 (167)TV EpisodeDirectorPeter DeLuiseStarsJake CherryJames Alan HartleySean MathiesonClowns are no laughing matter to Chris, who has a strange feeling that the local carnival clowns are stalking him.
- DirectorPeter DeLuiseStarsJianna BallardRowen KahnJennifer CoppingDuring the school's Hansel and Gretel play, the teenagers performing it discover that it might be cursed.
- DirectorMichael BliedenStarsChristina ApplegateMaya RudolphJennifer HallReagan and Ava are thrown into a spiral when rival talk-show host and former friend of the show, Shayna, is suspected of stealing their show ideas. At home, Reagan develops some jealous feelings towards Chris's new female friend.
- DirectorIvan ReitmanStarsBill MurrayDan AykroydSigourney WeaverThe discovery of a massive river of ectoplasm and a resurgence of spectral activity allows the staff of Ghostbusters to revive the business.
- StarsAlton BrownShirley CorriherSteve RooneyAlton Brown steers his continuing egg-vestigation through the world of baked custards from refrigerator pie (quiche) to the much misunderstood creme caramel.
- StarsAlton BrownShirley CorriherVickie EngCrepes are a great wrap with a bad rap. Truth is, crepes are incredibly simple, versatile and good eats. All you need is science, a good pan and a limber wrist. Alton Brown then performs crepe technique for a live audience.
- StarsAlton BrownMerrilyn CrouchVickie EngCommon around the world are stuffed pastas. called Pierogi in Polland, Wonton in China, Potstickers in Japan... Jerusalem - Kreplach, Korea - Mandu, and Italy. Alton Brown puts an end to the mystery of noodles and filling alike.
- StarsAlton BrownMichael P. ClarkVickie EngMeatballs, if everyone loves them so much why are there so many lousy ones?
- StarsAlton BrownJim PaceBrett SollAlton completes his strategy of getting your money's worth from tenderloin.
- StarsAlton BrownZoey BrownAlton explores tasty and sustainable farm-raised trout.
- DirectorOmar MadhaStarsDavid GiuntoliRussell HornsbyElizabeth TullochA man named Leonard "Lenny" Drake is found dead in a garbage truck and Nick and Hank investigate the case. They find blood in the dumpster near his building and a trail of blood to the parking garage. The manager explains that the tenant was a violent man that lived in his apartment with the gorgeous Natalie Havershaw. On the previous night, they had an argument and the tenants Marty Burgess first and the lawyer Mason Snyder then had come to protect her. Marty returned to his apartment while Lenny and Mason continued to argue. Then Mason escorted her to her car and she left the building to check in a hotel. Nick and Hank visit Marty at his junk shop and Nick sees that Marty looked like a mouse. Then they visit Mason and Nick sees that the lawyer looked like a snake. Nick visits Monroe and learns that the creatures are the harmless and cowardly Mauzhertz and the dangerous and lethal Lausenschlange respectively. Then Monroe receives a phone call relative to work and Nick leaves him, but Monroe receives a message instead. When another man is found dead in the dumpster of a repair shop in the same "modus-operandis" Nick believes the cases are connected.
- 2004–201842mTV-G8.3 (8)TV EpisodeStarsAlton BrownMark DacascosKevin BrauchPhiladelphia chef Jose Garces faces Iron Chef Bobby Flay in a special Brain Freeze battle, in which each dish must include a frozen element. Judges: Ted Allen; Victoria Recano; Jeffrey Steingarten.
- 2010–201421mTV-PG6.3 (108)TV EpisodeDirectorNeill FearnleyStarsZachary GordonMargeaux MuirAndrew KavadasBeing the new kid in school isn't easy, but for Seth, it's worse. Odd things begin happening around him on a trip to a museum.
- DirectorMark CendrowskiStarsJohnny GaleckiJim ParsonsKaley CuocoLeonard and Penny develop a system to ensure their dates go smoothly. Raj finally finds a woman he can talk to - the virtual assistant on his mobile phone.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiJack officially disapproves of Liz's boyfriend, Tracy continues his protest, Devin Banks returns to blackmail Jack into getting his kids into a prestigious school, and Kelsey Grammer gets Jenna and Kenneth out of a sticky situation.
- DirectorJeff RichmondStarsTina FeyTracy MorganJane KrakowskiLiz searches for a new best friend after a fight with Jenna, Jack replaces Kenneth and his fellow pages with computers, and Grizz and Dot Com help Tracy find something to live for.
- DirectorMichael TrimStarsAmy PoehlerRashida JonesAziz AnsariLeslie unsuccessfully tries to win over a focus group member who made a negative comment by going bowling with him, and Chris gets some bad relationship news while calling for campaign donations.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-146.1 (93)TV EpisodeDirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerJ.J. SedelmaierStarsWill FerrellAna GasteyerDarrell HammondBen Stiller fights his former boss Lorne Michaels on the roof of 30Rock, then fails to notice the New York Yankees appearing during his monologue. Tom Cruise and Adam Sandler join Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy!. Helen Madden makes another appearance on Pretty Living. TV Funhouse presents Heteroy. Jimmy Fallon debuts his Halloween song parodies on Weekend Update. The Zimmermans dress up to trick or treat their guests. Real Stories of the Highway Patrol is parodied. The show winds down with various fake political adds shown back to back.
- 1975– 1h 30mTV-145.6 (91)TV EpisodeDirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsWill FerrellAna GasteyerDarrell HammondSNL-alum David Spade returns to host this 1998 episode, and uberhunk Brad Pitt guest stars. Selected sketches include: "David Spade In Therapy," "Monica Lewinsky's Interviews", "Mack North" and "Felicity Shoot." For clearance reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.
- DirectorDon Roy KingBeth McCarthy-MillerAkiva SchafferStarsAmy PoehlerFred ArmisenAlec BaldwinAmy Poheler's best Saturday Night Live skectches and preformances.
- DirectorMichael M. ScottStarsAriel WinterJulia Sarah StoneTiera SkovbyeA very nice but unpopular teenage girl gets into teen modeling and finds herself becoming more beautiful superficially, but really ugly personality-wise.
- DirectorStanley KubrickStarsKeir DulleaGary LockwoodWilliam SylvesterAfter uncovering a mysterious artifact buried beneath the Lunar surface, a spacecraft is sent to Jupiter to find its origins: a spacecraft manned by two men and the supercomputer HAL 9000.
- DirectorTim ParsonsRon HughartBrent WoodsStarsSeth MacFarlaneWendy SchaalScott GrimesStan's efforts to teach Steve the value of hard work and earn membership to a country club backfire on him, and Francine tries to come up with the next big catchphrase.
- DirectorRonald RubioAlbert CallerosAnthony LioiStarsMike HenrySanaa LathanKevin Michael RichardsonCleveland tries to become more racially sensitive after Choni moves into the neighborhood, and Cleveland Jr. becomes jealous after he agrees to set up his new wife on a date with a classmate.
- DirectorPete MichelsPeter ShinStarsSeth MacFarlaneAlex BorsteinSeth GreenLois takes matters into her own hands when Stewie's sick friend is denied medical treatment by his Christian Scientists parents.
- DirectorWilliam FruetStarsJeff DavisRobin WeekesLauren AnnisRobbie, Nathan and Lori want new kid in town Chris to join their group, "Danger Incorporated". Their initiation ritual entails spending an hour in a supposedly haunted house, but Chris refuses to, so the group decide to make him do it.
- DirectorRaymie MuzquizStarsJon HederAaron RuellEfren RamirezWhen Professor Koontz uses a scantron machine to pair students romantically, Napoleon is matched with Tokiko, the Japanese exchange student, a disappointed Deb is paired with bully Don Moser and Pedro is happily paired with Don's girlfriend Summer Wheatley. Don's mother and sisters take Deb under their wings, which she reluctantly allows until she discovers they have ulterior motives.
- DirectorCrystal ChesneyStarsJon HederAaron RuellEfren RamirezNapoleon takes an after school job at a farm that raises his favorite mystical creature: the Liger. But the half tiger/half lion animal doesn't seem as awesome in real life as it did in his notebook doodles.
- DirectorBeth McCarthy-MillerStarsWill FerrellAna GasteyerDarrell HammondVince Vaughn hosts this 1998 episode, which includes selected sketches such as "Impeachment Hearings, " "Dog Show, " "Delco Cat Toys, " and "Married Guys." For clearance reasons, episodes have been edited from their original version.
- DirectorMike B. AndersonBob AndersonStarsDan CastellanetaJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightWhile Bart tries to regain Milhouse's friendship, Moe's bar cleaning rag tells his unlikely story of how he got to where he is today.
- 2011– 43mTV-148.2 (7)TV EpisodeStarsLarry the Cable GuyEric WeingradLarry visits Wisconsin to visit a milking house, watch a calf being born, take a bite out of the world's largest cheeseburger, and visit a meat packing plant, as well as deal with a prank from his camera crew.
- StarsMarc SummersStories include: Donettes from Hostess in Eastern Kansas, Orange Cream Smoothies from Sunkist Naturals in Fresno, CA, Coffee from Starbucks, Grape-nuts from Post, Toastwich from Schwan's in Marshall, MN and Bagels from Bruegger's Bagels in Denver, CO.