Woody Allen movies - the good, the bad and the fugly
by benettfreeman | created - 19 Apr 2014 | updated - 20 Apr 2014 | PublicAllen makes on average a movie every year. Most stink. Some shine brightly. Here are all the ones I've seen recently enough to rate, arranged from best to worst and rated from 1-10.
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1. Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)
PG-13 | 104 min | Comedy, Drama
An ophthalmologist's mistress threatens to reveal their affair to his wife while a married documentary filmmaker is infatuated with another woman.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Martin Landau, Woody Allen, Bill Bernstein, Claire Bloom
Votes: 60,812 | Gross: $18.25M
Easily the strongest of Allen's wholly serious movies, this film explores morality without preaching, and features some terrific acting performances and memorable scenes, such as when the protagonist talks at length to his rabbi. 9/10
2. Blue Jasmine (2013)
PG-13 | 98 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A New York socialite, deeply troubled and in denial, arrives in San Francisco to impose upon her sister. She looks like a million dollars but isn't bringing money, peace or love.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Cate Blanchett, Alec Baldwin, Peter Sarsgaard, Sally Hawkins
Votes: 212,626 | Gross: $33.41M
The best Allen film in nearly 20 years, and the best of his serious movies in nearly 25. A slightly disappointing ending, but a very watchable film with a breathtaking central performance and excellent support cast. 8/10
3. Midnight in Paris (2011)
PG-13 | 94 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
While on a trip to Paris with his fiancée's family, a nostalgic screenwriter finds himself mysteriously going back to the 1920s every day at midnight.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams, Kathy Bates, Kurt Fuller
Votes: 450,056 | Gross: $56.82M
A film that combines subtle, referential humour with a philosophical, introspective wit, and great romantic themes. And in Michael Sheen's character, one of the great portrayals of a pseudo intellectual. 8/10
4. Mighty Aphrodite (1995)
R | 95 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
When he discovers his adopted son is a genius, a New York sportswriter seeks out the boy's birth mother: a ditzy porn star and prostitute.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Woody Allen, Mira Sorvino, Pamela Blair, Rene Ceballos
Votes: 42,831 | Gross: $6.70M
A superb comedy, with strong acting and a delightful script. Favourite moment: when Allen gestures for the apparition from the Greek tragedy to pass him a pen. 8/10
5. Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
PG-13 | 96 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
Two friends on a summer holiday in Spain become enamored with the same painter, unaware that his ex-wife, with whom he has a tempestuous relationship, is about to re-enter the picture.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Rebecca Hall, Scarlett Johansson, Javier Bardem, Christopher Evan Welch
Votes: 268,978 | Gross: $23.22M
A movie that really surprised me. I watched it expecting it to be one of his flops, but it might well be one of the best comedies he's made. 8/10
6. Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)
PG | 104 min | Comedy, Mystery
A middle-aged couple suspects foul play when their neighbor's wife suddenly drops dead.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, Jerry Adler, Lynn Cohen
Votes: 46,847 | Gross: $11.29M
Miles better than the 1979 movie with which it shares part of it's name, the full range of classic Allen themes, such as disintegrating relationships, are explored, but this time with a suspenseful and interesting plot through which they can be showcased. 7/10
7. Scoop (2006)
PG-13 | 96 min | Comedy, Crime, Fantasy
An American journalism student in London scoops a big story, and begins an affair with an aristocrat as the incident unfurls.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Scarlett Johansson, Hugh Jackman, Jim Dunk, Robert Bathurst
Votes: 87,635 | Gross: $10.53M
An interesting film in that it blends comedic elements with darker themes, and the cast performs better than perhaps is expected. 7/10
8. Match Point (2005)
R | 124 min | Drama, Romance, Thriller
At a turning point in his life, a former tennis pro falls for an actress who happens to be dating his friend and soon-to-be brother-in-law.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Scarlett Johansson, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Emily Mortimer, Matthew Goode
Votes: 228,174 | Gross: $23.09M
Maintains the viewer's interest through til the end but ultimately perhaps a little too bleak and grisly. An example of a director trying to break type and succeeding too well. 6/10
9. Cassandra's Dream (2007)
PG-13 | 108 min | Crime, Drama, Romance
The tale of two brothers with serious financial woes. When a third party proposes they turn to crime, things go badly and the two become enemies.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Colin Farrell, Ewan McGregor, Hayley Atwell, Peter-Hugo Daly
Votes: 53,872 | Gross: $0.97M
Some very good acting (by two actors I don't generally rate that much), a decent score by Philip Glass, and a suspenseful plot, but an unsatisfying ending, given the moral twists that precede it. 6/10
10. Whatever Works (2009)
PG-13 | 93 min | Comedy, Romance
A middle-aged, misanthropic divorcé from New York City surprisingly enters a fulfilling, Pygmalion-type relationship with a much younger, unsophisticated Southern girl.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Evan Rachel Wood, Larry David, Henry Cavill, Adam Brooks
Votes: 76,919 | Gross: $5.31M
As a big Larry David fan, I was surprised to see a performance from him that was different enough from 'Curb...' to maintain a believable character, whilst similar enough not to unsettle. Not the best comedy Allen's made, but worth seeing. 6/10
11. Sleeper (1973)
PG | 89 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
A nerdish store owner is revived out of cryostasis into a future world to fight an oppressive government.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, John Beck, Mary Gregory
Votes: 44,839 | Gross: $2.91M
Has a few profound and funny moments but mostly it's more style than substance, and a bit of a waste of time. 4/10
12. To Rome with Love (2012)
R | 112 min | Comedy, Music, Romance
The lives of some visitors and residents of Rome and the romances, adventures and predicaments they get into.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Woody Allen, Penélope Cruz, Jesse Eisenberg, Elliot Page
Votes: 90,915 | Gross: $16.69M
In a similar way to 'You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger', this movie is just missing enough ingredients to really make it work. Jesse Eisenberg is particularly weak. Only worth watching if you're a Penelope Cruz fan. 4/10
13. Manhattan (1979)
R | 96 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
The life of a divorced television writer dating a teenage girl is further complicated when he falls in love with his best friend's mistress.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, Mariel Hemingway, Michael Murphy
Votes: 147,341 | Gross: $45.70M
I don't see why so many people think this is a masterpiece. I found it overall quite boring. 4/10
14. You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (2010)
R | 98 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
Sally's parents' marriage breaks up when her father undergoes a mid-life crisis and impulsively weds a prostitute. Meanwhile, Sally's own marriage also begins to disintegrate.
Director: Woody Allen | Stars: Anthony Hopkins, Naomi Watts, Josh Brolin, Gemma Jones
Votes: 47,549 | Gross: $3.25M
A good example of a movie that falls short on every angle: script, acting and ambience are all sub-par, and don't quite add up. Hopkins in particular is very bad. 4/10
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