Worst airline?
Most people hate to fly, but at least you have a pretty good chance of surviving the trip. But not so much with these companies... Which fictional airline would you absolutely NOT want to fly on?
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- DirectorRobert SchwentkeStarsJodie FosterPeter SarsgaardSean BeanA bereaved woman and her daughter are flying home from Berlin to America. At 30,000 feet, the child vanishes, and nobody will admit she was ever on the plane.Aalto Airlines - The company seems pretty high-end, and operates huge, gorgeous, new-looking planes with full sit-down bars. They need to work on their hiring though - flight attendants who enable terrorists and kidnap little girls who just lost their daddies and baggage handlers who allow a dead body to be disturbed in its coffin don't score too well on Yelp.
- DirectorDominic BurnsSimon PhillipsStarsCraig ConwaySimon PhillipsGemma AtkinsonWith Britain battered by a storm, one last plane takes off. Shortly after, passengers start disappearing one by one. Those that remain frantically try to discover who - or what - is behind it before they share the same fate.Atlantic - You get to meet God! A god, that is, who begins possessing the passengers.
- DirectorKevin HooksStarsWesley SnipesBruce PayneTom SizemoreAn airline security expert must take action when he finds himself trapped on a passenger jet when terrorists seize control of it.Atlantic International Airlines - This one is on the FBI...when is it ever a good idea to fly the world's most dangerous hijacker to court on a commercial flight, even in business class?
- DirectorMarc ForsterStarsBrad PittMireille EnosDaniella KerteszFormer United Nations employee Gerry Lane traverses the world in a race against time to stop a zombie pandemic that is toppling armies and governments and threatens to destroy humanity itself.Belarus Airways - Belarus doesn't discriminate, they let EVERYONE fly. Including zombies.
- DirectorWes CravenStarsRachel McAdamsCillian MurphyBrian CoxA woman is kidnapped by a stranger on a routine flight. Threatened by the potential murder of her father, she is pulled into a plot to assist her captor in a political assassination.Fresh Airways - You want privacy on your trip? No problem - on Fresh Airways the flight attendants are so UNattentive that they won't notice you're blackmailing, beating and generally terrifying the woman sitting next to you.
- CreatorJ.J. AbramsJeffrey LieberDamon LindelofStarsJorge GarciaJosh HollowayYunjin KimThe survivors of a plane crash are forced to work together in order to survive on a seemingly deserted tropical island.Oceanic Airlines - So they had a crash on a (seemingly) deserted island...seems like that would have less of a chance of happening if they weren't way off course to begin with!
- DirectorEric DarnellTom McGrathStarsBen StillerChris RockDavid SchwimmerThe Madagascar animals fly back to New York City, but crash-land on an African nature reserve in Kenya, where they meet others of their own kind, and Alex especially discovers his royal heritage as prince of a lion pride.Penguin Airlines - We'll let the chief penguin lay it out: "This is your captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing immediately. The bad news is, we're crash landing. When it comes to air travel, we know that you have no choice whatsoever, but thanks again for choosing Air Penguin."
- DirectorDavid R. EllisStarsSamuel L. JacksonJulianna MarguliesNathan PhillipsAn FBI agent takes on a plane full of deadly venomous snakes, deliberately released to kill a witness being flown from Honolulu to Los Angeles to testify against a mob boss.South Pacific Airlines - Hey, it's not their fault the TSA let hundreds of snakes onto the flight. Your government employees at work, folks!
- DirectorTed PostStarsClint EastwoodHal HolbrookMitchell RyanInspector "Dirty" Harry Callahan pursues a conspiracy of vigilante cops, who are not above going beyond the law to kill San Francisco's undesirables.Sovereign Airways - No need to worry about kidnappers with Dirty Harry Callahan is posing as a pilot. Of course, he may shoot 10 or 12 innocent passengers, but chances it will be you is like 5%, right?
- DirectorJerry JamesonStarsJack LemmonLee GrantJoseph CottenArt thieves hijack a 747, hit fog and crash into the ocean, trapping them and the passengers under one hundred feet of water.Stevens Corporation - With only one plane, which functions as a home for its priceless art collection, is it any wonder the plane crashed into the ocean?
- DirectorJim AbrahamsDavid ZuckerJerry ZuckerStarsRobert HaysJulie HagertyLeslie NielsenAfter the crew becomes sick with food poisoning, a neurotic ex-fighter pilot must safely land a commercial airplane full of passengers.Trans American Airlines - Wacky in-flight entertainment, a blow-up pilot...what could go wrong?
- DirectorWilliam A. WellmanStarsJohn WayneClaire TrevorLaraine DayWhen a commercial airliner develops engine problems on a trans-Pacific flight and the pilot loses his nerve, it is up to the washed-up co-pilot Dan Roman to bring the plane in safely.Trans-Pacific Airlines - One disaster after another happens on this flight. Your flight crew consists of a pilot who loses his nerve, a washed-up co-pilot, a milquetoast flight engineer and a young hot-shot second officer. Add a cabin full of passengers with every range of problems and personalities...what else could go wrong?
- DirectorJames WongStarsDevon SawaAli LarterKerr SmithAfter getting a premonition about a plane crash on his school trip, Alex, a student saves a few of his classmates. However, their situation gets complicated when death starts chasing them.Volee Airlines - Hey, you have a eerie feeling they immediately let you off the flight. What more could you ask for?
- DirectorRenny HarlinStarsBruce WillisWilliam AthertonBonnie BedeliaJohn McClane attempts to avert disaster as rogue military operatives seize control of Dulles International Airport in Washington, D.C.Windsor Airlines - Sure, they have lovely plummy British accents, but how could the pilot not notice McClane standing on the runway holding up two burning sticks? Pull up, man!