TOP 20 WORST AND USELESS FILM REMAKES
YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO BEAT THE 80's FILMS AND THIS IS A LIST OF FILMS THAT WERE REMADE AND SOME OF THEM WERE T.V SERIES MADE INTO FILMS WHICH WERE REALLY CRAP AND USELESS.
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- DirectorLouis LeterrierStarsEdward NortonLiv TylerTim RothBruce Banner, a scientist on the run from the U.S. Government, must find a cure for the monster he turns into whenever he loses his temper.They did two absolutely lame, weak and crap remakes of the excellent The Incredible Hulk, one a 2003 version and two a 2008 version, both film remakes were extremely lame, weak and crap.The Incredible Hulk remake films were absolutely lame, weak and crap. The acting in this film by Edward Norton as Bruce Banner was absolutely lame and rubbish and the Hulk both in the 2003 film and in this film looked like a cartoon character and didn't look at all scary or terrifying compared to the original 80's Hulk who looked very scary and awesome. The 80's T.V Series The Incredible Hulk starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno was brilliant, but they shouldn't have done a film version of the awesome T.V Series. The 2008 film The Incredible Hulk was absolutely rubbish.
- DirectorJoe CarnahanStarsLiam NeesonBradley CooperSharlto CopleyA group of Iraq War veterans look to clear their name with the U.S. Military, who suspect the four men of committing a crime for which they were framed.The 2010 Film The A Team starring Liam Neeson was also absolutely rubbish and shouldn't have been made. The original 1983 T.V Series 'The A-Team was a lot better than this rubbish film. George Peppard, Mr T, Dirk Benedict and Dwight Schultzes acting was far better than the actors acting in this rubbish remake.
- DirectorMichael MannStarsColin FarrellJamie FoxxGong LiBased on the 1980s TV action/drama, this update focuses on vice detectives Crockett and Tubbs as their respective personal and professional lives become dangerously intertwined.The 2006 Film Miami Vice was also a rubbish film and shouldn't have been made. Colin Farrell looked nothing like Don Johnsons Sonny Crockett and Jamie Foxx looked nothing like Philip Michael Thomases Ricardo Tubbs. The original 1984 T.V Series Miami Vice was 1000000 times better than this crap and Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomases acting as Crockett and Tubbs was 1000000 times better than useless Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxxes acting.
- DirectorJosé PadilhaStarsJoel KinnamanGary OldmanMichael KeatonIn 2028 Detroit, when Alex Murphy, a loving husband, father and good cop, is critically injured in the line of duty, the multinational conglomerate OmniCorp sees their chance for a part-man, part-robot police officer.The 2014 Film Robocop starring Joel Kinnaman was also a rubbish film and shouldn't have been made. This remake should be called Robocrap because it is 100% pure lame, cheesy and atrocious crap. Peter Weller was the best and absolutely brilliant Robocop and the original film 'Robocop' starring Peter Weller and Nancy Allen was a lot better than this crap.
- DirectorHarald ZwartStarsJackie ChanJaden SmithTaraji P. HensonWork causes a single mother to move to China with her young son; in his new home, the boy embraces kung fu, taught to him by a master.The 2010 Film The Karate Kid was also a rubbish film and shouldn't have been made. The original film The Karate Kid starring Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita was a lot better than this crap remake starring Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan.
- DirectorSteven E. de SouzaStarsJean-Claude Van DammeRaul JuliaMing-Na WenIn the midst of a civil war in South East Asia, a general intensifies the climate of violence by kidnapping 63 UN delegates. To free the hostages, a colonel leads a group of fighters, who will have to use all their skills to be successful.The Jean Claude Van Damme film Street Fighter which was a film version of the video game Street Fighter was also a rubbish film and shouln't have been made.
- DirectorGary GoddardStarsDolph LundgrenFrank LangellaMeg FosterThe heroic warrior He-Man battles against the evil lord Skeletor and his armies of darkness for control of Castle Grayskull.Masters of the Universe which was a film version of the 80's Cartoon He Man and the Masters of the Universe was also a rubbish film and shouldn't have been made.
- DirectorPaul FeigStarsMelissa McCarthyKristen WiigKate McKinnonFollowing a ghost invasion of Manhattan, paranormal enthusiasts Erin Gilbert and Abby Yates, nuclear engineer Jillian Holtzmann, and subway worker Patty Tolan band together to stop the otherworldly threat.The 2016 Film 'Ghostbusters' was also a rubbish film and shouldn'thave been made. The original 1984 classic 'Ghostbusters' and 1989 sequel 'Ghostbusters II' were absolutely brilliant with excellent acting by Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Ernie Hudson, Rick Moranis and Sigourney Weaver. The 2016 Ghostbusters Remake which was a female Ghostbusters remake with some new female Ghostbusters is absolutely crap, which was not funny, is absolutely awful, lame and cheesy. This awful remake was and is some absolutely useless, has awful acting compared to the excellent actors who did the original 1984 classic which is 1000000 times better than this crap.
- DirectorShane BlackStarsBoyd HolbrookTrevante RhodesJacob TremblayWhen a young boy accidentally triggers the universe's most lethal hunters' return to Earth, only a ragtag crew of ex-soldiers and a disgruntled scientist can prevent the end of the human race.This 2018 film The Predator is also an absolutely rubbish and cheesy remake. The original 1987 classic 'Predator' starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, Kevin Peter Hall etc and the 1990 sequel 'Predator 2' starring Danny Glover, Gary Busey, Kevin Peter Hall, Ruben Blades, Maria Conchita Alonso, Bill Paxton etc are the best films. Kevin Peter Hall was and is the best Predator and the 2018 Predator is nowhere near as good as 'Predator' or 'Predator 2'. The Predator in the remake is useless, weak and crap compared to the original Predator played by the legend Kevin Peter Hall. The 1987 Predator played by Kevin Peter Hall is much much more scarier, malicious and dangerous than the soft cheesy 2018 Predator. The 1987 film 'Predator' and 1990 sequel 'Predator 2' definitely kicks arse against this crap remake and they shouldn't have done a remake without Kevin Peter Hall aka The Predator who died after doing Predator 2.
- DirectorLen WisemanStarsColin FarrellBokeem WoodbineBryan CranstonA factory worker, Douglas Quaid, begins to suspect that he is a spy after visiting Rekall - a company that provides its clients with implanted fake memories of a life they would like to have led - goes wrong and he finds himself on the run.Total Recall is also an absolutely rubbish remake. The original film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger was the best.
- DirectorSamuel BayerStarsJackie Earle HaleyRooney MaraKyle GallnerThe spectre of a disfigured man haunts the children of the parents who murdered him, stalking and killing them in their dreams.A Nightmare on Elm Street remake is an absolutely crap remake. The original film starring Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger was extremely powerful, scary, intense and was an absolutely brilliant film. Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy Krueger looked absolutely stupid, not scary and his performance was absolutely weak, lame cheesy and crap. This remake is absolutely weak and is extremely, lame cheesy and crap.
- DirectorJ.J. AbramsStarsChris PineZachary QuintoSimon PeggThe brash James T. Kirk tries to live up to his father's legacy with Mr. Spock keeping him in check as a vengeful Romulan from the future creates black holes to destroy the Federation one planet at a time.Star Trek was an excellent sci fi TV Show but they did a remake of the film in 2009 and more Star Trek films after which are absolutely lame, weak and crap.
- DirectorJay ChandrasekharStarsSeann William ScottJohnny KnoxvilleJessica SimpsonCousins Bo, Luke, and Daisy Duke, and their uncle Jesse, egg on the authorities of Hazzard County, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane.The Dukes of Hazzard was a completely crap remake of the absolutely brilliant 80's TV Series The Dukes of Hazzard starring John Schneider, Tom Wopat, James Best and Catherine Bach. The film version is awful compared to the TV Series. Characters such as Daisy Duke(played by Catherine Bach) was a sex symbol and really stood out for her sexiness wearing the skin tight Denim Shorts which made her look gorgeous compared to the film remakes Daisy Duke.
- DirectorCraig BrewerStarsEddie MurphyArsenio HallShari HeadleyThe African monarch Akeem learns he has a long-lost son in the United States and must return to America to meet this unexpected heir and build a relationship with his son.Coming 2 America is a completely crap remake of the absolutely brilliant original 1988 Coming To America starring Eddie Murphy.
- DirectorJoseph KosinskiStarsTom CruiseJennifer ConnellyMiles TellerAfter thirty years, Maverick is still pushing the envelope as a top naval aviator, but must confront ghosts of his past when he leads TOP GUN's elite graduates on a mission that demands the ultimate sacrifice from those chosen to fly it.Top Gun 2: Maverick is a sequel to Top Gun but it's more like a remake of the absolutely brilliant film 'Top Gun' but it is a sequel that they took far too long to make. It also lacks everything the first Top Gun has, the plot is awful, the acting is awful, the characters are awful, the characters have stupid names and it's just extremely boring and crap. An article on YouTube focusing on Everything wrong with Top Gun Maverick got 1.5m Views, a majority of viewers agreed and thought it was rubbish and a small minority of viewers think that it is way better than the original 1986 film 'Top Gun'. It's definitely no way better than the first 'Top Gun', it still stars Tom Cruise but also has some different actors in it compared to the original first part.
- DirectorGil KenanStarsSam RockwellRosemarie DeWittKennedi ClementsA family whose suburban home is haunted by evil forces must come together to rescue their youngest daughter after the apparitions take her captive.Poltergeist is an absolutely crap remake of the absolutely brilliant and classic 1982 horror film Poltergeist. The remake is shit and the film is just lame, weak and crap.
- DirectorCalmaticStarsSinqua WallsJack HarlowLance ReddickA remake of the 1992 film about a pair of basketball hustlers who team up to earn extra cash.'White Men Can't Jump' is an absolutely crap, shit, lame and cheesy remake of the 1991 original starring Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson. This remake is fucking awful film, an unnecessary remake and you're never going to beat Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson.
- DirectorDavid LeitchStarsRyan GoslingEmily BluntAaron Taylor-JohnsonA down-and-out stuntman must find the missing star of his ex-girlfriend's blockbuster film.'The Fall Guy' is an absolutely crap, shit lame and cheesy remake of the classic 1991 TV Show 'The Fall Guy' starring Lee Majors. You're never going to beat the original 'The Fall Guy' or Lee Majors which and who are absolutely brilliant.