Talentless hacks

by Theraxorterminate | created - 07 Apr 2015 | updated - 30 Jan 2017 | Public

A personal list containing people I consider them being awful or have no talents of entertainment. I know some of these might be cliché but I'm tired of some of these people here who can't even make a single good film or show.

This list is not in particular order and no offense to anyone who likes these people.

1. Michael Bay

Producer | Armageddon

A graduate of Wesleyan University, Michael Bay spent his 20s working on advertisements and music videos. His first projects after film school were in the music video business. He created music videos for Tina Turner, Meat Loaf, Lionel Richie, Wilson Phillips, Donny Osmond and Divinyls. His work won...

The only "guilty pleasure" I have for him would be the first Transformers movie by him, otherwise his directing isn't so good and probably will never learn his flaws I guess.

2. Roland Emmerich

Writer | Independence Day

Roland Emmerich is a German film director and producer of blockbuster films like The Day After Tomorrow (2004), Godzilla (1998), Independence Day (1996) and The Patriot (2000). Before fame, he originally wanted to be a production designer, but decided to be a director, after watching the original ...

Literally almost "all" his movies must have some very annoying, campy and quirky humor to keep us entertained but fails miserably.

3. Uwe Boll

Producer | Postal

As a youth, he produced a number of short films on Super 8 and video. After short stints as guest auditor at Filmacademy Vienna and Filmhochschule Munich, Boll studied literature and economics in Cologne and Siegen. He graduated from university in 1995 with a doctorate in literature. From 1995-2000...

I admit that the only movie I've seen from him would be that atrocious "In The Name Of The King" but that was good enough to tell me how incredibly talentless he is. I don't think I can bare to watch another of his films again, he can't direct seriously I mean it!

And as a response to his rant about people rather watching Marvel movies instead of his movies: Screw you instead! You're just being a big selfish and egoistic turd to all of us.

4. Jason Friedberg

Writer | Disaster Movie

Jason Friedberg was born on January 16, 1970 in Newark, New Jersey, USA. He is a writer and director, known for Disaster Movie (2008), Epic Movie (2007) and Meet the Spartans (2008).

The same thing can be said towards these two talentless losers here too. If I ever see a movie from them again I swear to God that I'll burn their movies.

5. Aaron Seltzer

Writer | Disaster Movie

Aaron Seltzer was born on January 12, 1974 in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada. He is a writer and director, known for Disaster Movie (2008), Date Movie (2006) and Epic Movie (2007).

This means him too.

6. Seth MacFarlane

Writer | Family Guy

Seth Woodbury MacFarlane was born in the small New England town of Kent, Connecticut, where he lived with his mother, Ann Perry (Sager), an admissions office worker, his father, Ronald Milton MacFarlane, a prep school teacher, and his sister, Rachael MacFarlane, now a voice actress and singer. He ...

I used to like his show FG but now I realize that the show was very annoying, stupid, retarded and unlikable all the time. He sucks now and he can't give me a single laugh anymore neither his pointless rehashes like AD, and TCS could save him from the atrocity. Plus could many great celebrities stop guest appearing on his shows for once?! They're only messing with them with awful humor that isn't very funny to laugh at.

Probably the most uninspired artist I ever could imagine. He hasn't done anything remotely artful at all, watching color screens for over an hour is not art it's just pointless trash. Wanna make art? Go back to art-school you talentless dweeb!

8. Henry Phillips

Actor | Punching the Clown

Henry Phillips has been seen and heard performing his twisted songs and stories on 'Comedy Central Presents', ABC's 'Jimmy Kimmel Live', as well as satellite and terrestrial radio nationwide. His critically acclaimed albums, fusing mellow folk-rock ballads with psychopathic lyrics have earned him ...

Just another dumb, boring, lame comedian who trash-talks about stuffs no one will remember in a lifetime. And he's also a God-awful chef that aren't even least remotely funny to watch.

9. Donald Trump

Producer | The Apprentice

Donald John Trump was born on June 14, 1946 at the Jamaica Hospital Medical Center in Queens, New York City, New York. He is the son of Mary Trump (née Macleod) and Fred Trump, a real estate millionaire. His mother was a Scottish immigrant who initially worked as a maid. His father was born in New ...

Celebrity or not I DON'T CARE! I am so freaking sick of hearing this piece of horse-turd claiming he is doing many great things to America and the world when in fact he is doing the opposite. *beep* Trump! Burn in hell you no-good-for-nothing, brain-dead and sex-crazy monkey. A joke for our humanity!



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