THESE FILMS SUCK - Worst Films (in my opinion)
These are films that I would love to see vanish from the earth. Some of these selections i didn't even finish, because they were so bad. In summary, THESE FILMS SUCK.
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- DirectorRalph BakshiStarsGabriel ByrneKim BasingerJanni BrennWhen Jack Deebs was behind bars he found escape by creating Cool World, a cartoon series featuring a vixen named Holli Would. The flesh proves weaker than ink, however, as Holli takes human form in Las Vegas.Oh my lord. This is pathetic. It's not appropriate for kids and it's too tame for adults, this film is for nobody. The script sucks, it's dumb, it's filled with cringe worthy dialogue and a one note story as thin as a eyebrow hair.... The animation is amateur and doesn't mix well with the live action. It's cheesy and it's lame, that about sums up this effort.
- DirectorJames WanStarsRyan KwantenAmber VallettaDonnie WahlbergAfter his wife meets a grisly end, Jamie Ashen returns to his hometown of Ravens Fair to find answers. His investigation leads him to the ghost of a ventriloquist named Mary Shaw who seems to have ties to his entire family treeNot scary. It's Laughable on all accounts, bad visuals and a leading performance that could win a razzie... But don't blame that guy, it's all the script's fault for not giving him much to work with.
- DirectorStuart BeattieStarsAaron EckhartBill NighyMiranda OttoFrankenstein's creature finds himself caught in an all-out, centuries-old war between two immortal clans.Cheesy. Cheesy performances. Amateur made-for-the Syfy channel visuals... Wooden scripting... Cheesy filled film. This film will go down in history for presenting the world's first pretty Frankenstein's Monster. But at least we have a very attractive Yvonne Strahovski to stare at throughout the film.
- DirectorWes CravenStarsEddie MurphyAngela BassettAllen PayneA Caribbean vampire seduces a Brooklyn police officer who has no idea that she is half-vampire.Though it did have a few humorous bits, this film features a audacious and laughable performance by Eddie Murphy, plotting all over the place (The tone the same) and i didn't even mention that script with that dialogue... Oh one other thing...Eddie Murphy WAS SO BAD in this film....
- DirectorFatih AkinYvan AttalRandall BalsmeyerStarsShia LaBeoufNatalie PortmanBradley CooperEleven love stories set in one of the most loved and hated cities of the world, New York City.Nonsense. A mishmash of poorly put together segments. New York, I didn't love you.
- DirectorJustin ZackhamStarsRobert De NiroDiane KeatonKatherine HeiglA long-divorced couple fakes being married as their family unites for a wedding.Mean hearted, unlikable characters, distasteful performances, poor plotting all of which make for a very useless film.
- DirectorFranklin J. SchaffnerStarsCharlton HestonRoddy McDowallKim HunterAn astronaut crew crash-lands on a planet where highly intelligent non-human ape species are dominant and humans are enslaved.Many will disagree with me on this one. But I found this laughably bad. Bad editing, cringe worthy dialogue, and characters you could care less about help make this to be a major mishap. At least the reboot did the story justice. This film is just lame. I do admit that the make up effects were excellent. That's it.
- DirectorM. Night ShyamalanStarsNoah RingerNicola Peltz BeckhamJackson RathboneAang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, must master all four elements and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water Tribes and the Earth Kingdom.Wooden performances, bad visuals, stiff dialogue, thin character development and more... What a dull dud.
- DirectorElizabeth BanksSteven BrillSteve CarrStarsEmma StoneStephen MerchantRichard GereA series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.What were these actors thinking?! This film is incredibly vulgar, disgusting trash with horrible scripting and bad directing.
- DirectorStephen BelberStarsJennifer AnistonSteve ZahnWoody HarrelsonA traveling art saleswoman tries to shake off a flaky motel manager who falls for her and won't leave her alone.Made me wanna cry, how extremely irritable, and weird this film was. Features extremely annoying and unrealistic characters. Jennifer Aniston's character - in no possible way - would end of with Steve Zayn's weirdo/nerdy/stalky character.
- DirectorShane DawsonStarsShane DawsonCherami LeighDrew MonsonA group of modern day Pittsburgh teenagers spend their Thanksgiving break experiencing a mixture of love, friendship, partying, and sex.Tasteless, vulgar, nasty and lame. The performances are too energetic and i think i threw up in my mouth watching this. I turned it off before finishing it.
- DirectorJohn SchultzStarsJordana BeattyHeather GrahamParris MostellerThird grader Judy Moody sets out to have the most thrilling summer of her life.I'd rather have a hot metal rod shoved down my throat then to watch this lame, annoying, preschool level kiddie fair.
- DirectorStewart RaffillStarsChristine EbersoleJonathan WardTina CasparyAn alien trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy.Unbearable. A E.T. Ripoff with cheap visuals, horrible casting, and that weird scene with Ronald McDonald singing and dancing. It's sole purpose in the movie is to provide product placement for McDonalds.
- DirectorDavid AyerStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerSam WorthingtonTerrence HowardMembers of an elite DEA task force find themselves being taken down one by one after they rob a drug cartel safe house.
- DirectorM. Night ShyamalanStarsSigourney WeaverWilliam HurtJoaquin PhoenixA series of events tests the beliefs of a small isolated countryside village.
- DirectorDavid WainStarsPaul RuddAmy PoehlerBill HaderMolly owns a quaint little sweet shop. Joel works for a gigantic candy company threatening to shut her down. How they meet, fall in love, break up and get back together is hilariously recounted in this rom-com spoof.
- DirectorFrank MarshallStarsEthan HawkeVincent SpanoJosh HamiltonAfter crash-landing in the snowswept Andes, a Uruguayan rugby team has no choice but to turn to desperate measures in order to survive.
- DirectorBaz LuhrmannStarsLeonardo DiCaprioClaire DanesJohn LeguizamoShakespeare's famous play is updated to the hip modern suburb of Verona still retaining its original dialogue.I tried to watch this... I got about 5 minutes in and I couldn't take anymore of it. I liked director Baz Luhrmann's visual style for Great Gatsby, but this? Butt ugly. And the story, what the *beep*. It was supposed to be this modern take on Romeo and Juliet, yet all the dialogue seemed to have been taken from the play written by Shakespeare. The two did not blend. Not at all. And the acting? Sucked.
- DirectorTom TykwerLana WachowskiLilly WachowskiStarsTom HanksHalle BerryHugh GrantAn exploration of how the actions of individual lives impact one another in the past, present and future, as one soul is shaped from a killer into a hero, and an act of kindness ripples across centuries to inspire a revolution.What makes a film bad? If the intended audience of the film cannot understand what it is they are watching, and I could not understand Cloud Atlas at all. It's not that it has bad production values (Cause it's doesn't...the cast and visuals are topnotch) but I had to TURN OFF the film after 20 minutes cause I didn't understand anything. I mean, atleast after repeated viewings of Nolan's Inception, I understood it, but this? I left the second time still scratching my head.
- DirectorStanley KubrickStarsKeir DulleaGary LockwoodWilliam SylvesterAfter uncovering a mysterious artifact buried beneath the Lunar surface, a spacecraft is sent to Jupiter to find its origins: a spacecraft manned by two men and the supercomputer HAL 9000.Said to be one of the best films ever. Why??? It's boring, overlong, and it serves no purpose whatsoever. The plot is almost non existing. Sure the scores great, but you can't make a movie out of music folks! You need content to boot!
- DirectorCourtney SolomonStarsJustin WhalinJeremy IronsZoe McLellanProfion, a tyrant, attempts to overthrow a peaceful kingdom ruled by a tough empress.
- DirectorErik Van LooyStarsKarl UrbanJames MarsdenWentworth MillerFive married guys secretly share a penthouse loft in the city where they can carry out hidden affairs. The fantasy becomes a nightmare, however, when they discover a dead woman in the loft and realize one of the group must be involved.
- DirectorGonzalo López-GallegoStarsWarren ChristieLloyd OwenRyan RobbinsDecades-old found footage from NASA's abandoned Apollo 18 mission, where three American astronauts were sent on a secret expedition, reveals the reason the U.S. has never returned to the moon.
- DirectorTodd PhillipsStarsRobert Downey Jr.Zach GalifianakisMichelle MonaghanHigh-strung father-to-be Peter Highman is forced to hitch a ride with aspiring actor Ethan Tremblay on a road trip in order to make it to his child's birth on time.