Titles That Should've Never Been Given a Remake, a Revival, or an Adaptation
When will Disney and all of Hollywood ever learn? There's no point at all in making remakes and adaptations when they will never recapture the magic the original versions possessed, especially when the remakes of animated flicks turn out to be live. Here are movies, TV shows, and videogames that should never have been given or are about to be given a stupid remake. If they're made for the "modern audience", that should be a red flag signifying that they're woke and/or just no good at all. Instead of trying to appeal to the "modern audience," focus on ALL of the audience! And even if the remakes and adaptations are true to the original material and don't have a woke agenda, all they do is promote laziness and the lack of creativity. True masterpieces never age and should never be messed with. Screw off most of the remakes, revivals, and adaptations and stick to the timeless classics.
One more thing, boys and girls: if the remakes, revivals, and adaptations turn out to be 'woke', they should be considered as "non-canon." As a hardcore fan, I refuse to acknowledge the existence of anything that gets remade, revived, and/or retconned for the sake of DEI and ESG to be canon in any way. I don't give a damn if the 'woke' companies declare their retconned garbage as canon. It's STILL non-canon! Never acknowledge the existence of 'woke' entertainment ever again.
One more thing, boys and girls: if the remakes, revivals, and adaptations turn out to be 'woke', they should be considered as "non-canon." As a hardcore fan, I refuse to acknowledge the existence of anything that gets remade, revived, and/or retconned for the sake of DEI and ESG to be canon in any way. I don't give a damn if the 'woke' companies declare their retconned garbage as canon. It's STILL non-canon! Never acknowledge the existence of 'woke' entertainment ever again.
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- DirectorMartyn PickStarsTerence StampJohn HurtSean PertweeA squad of Ultramarines answer a distress call from an Imperial Shrine World. A full Company of Imperial Fists was stationed there, but there is no answer from them. The squad investigates to find out what has happened there.It is so unfortunate that the universes of Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 have gone fully 'woke'. There were some signs of 'wokeness' from "Hammer and Bolter", but now the 'wokeness' is on full display. Why, I repeat, WHY does there have to be female Adeptus Custodes?! Only men have the strength and fortitude to become Custodes and Space Marines, but now Games Workshop decided to retcon the entire lore and allow women to become super-soldiers, all for the sake of DEI, ESG, and other 'woke' crap. Never in my life have I felt so damn disappointed in Games Workshop in making one of the worst mistakes ever, which could possibly make the company suffer a devastating blow financially. Lots and LOTS of WH40K fans are going to drop the franchise like a bad habit like what happened to Star Wars, Star Trek, James Bond, Mad Max, and many others that suffered the wrath of 'wokeism.' The primary reason they're making female Custodes is because they want to disempower men by taking away the things they love. Warhammer 40,000, like Star Wars and Star Trek, are for MEN. Just like how the Boy Scouts are strictly for BOYS. Forcing boys and men to SHARE everything with girls and women is wrong! This is nothing but a breach of our own borders, and those with no borders end up having no respect. Boys and men today have ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT anymore. To make matters much worse, the well-renowned writers of Warhammer and WH40K novels have gone 'woke' as well, pushing for transgenderism in WH40K and sexual relationships between men and boys in Warhammer. THEY ARE HORRIBLY DESPICABLE. As far as I'm concerned, Games Workshop's Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 are officially dead. The 'unwoke' Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 will always live in our hearts.
- DirectorRichard MarquandStarsMark HamillHarrison FordCarrie FisherAfter rescuing Han Solo from Jabba the Hutt, the Rebel Alliance attempt to destroy the second Death Star, while Luke struggles to help Darth Vader back from the dark side.Giving us episodes VII-IX was nothing but an absolute mistake. They killed off all the characters who we loved so dearly just so a bunch of losers we don't care about would take their place! And they had to push their 'woke' agenda throughout the false trilogy! They should have stopped making Star Wars movies and TV shows after Luke Skywalker became a Jedi and Darth Vader killed Emperor Palpatine! To heck with Rey. She's NOTHING. And to heck with everyone else in episodes VII-IX. Nobody's going to remember Finn, Po, and all the other freeloaders. They're all a bunch of nobodies.
- DirectorIvan ReitmanStarsBill MurrayDan AykroydSigourney WeaverThree parapsychologists forced out of their university funding set up shop as a unique ghost removal service in New York City, attracting frightened yet skeptical customers.I refuse to acknowledge the existence of 2016's version of "Ghostbusters". I'm done with this evil message that whatever boys can do, girls can do it better. Spare me the lies.
- DirectorMcGStarsChristian BaleSam WorthingtonAnton YelchinIn 2018, a mysterious new weapon in the war against the machines, half-human and half-machine, comes to John Connor on the eve of a resistance attack on Skynet. But whose side is he on, and can he be trusted?"Terminator: Genysis" and "Terminator: Dark Fate" were nothing but a pair of mistakes that should never have been made. Killing off John Connor for being a white boy is wrong. Replacing him with a latina to be the new leader of the human resistance is wrong! After "Terminator Salvation", they should have done a movie taking place in the war-torn future where man and machine battle each other for supremacy once and for all!
- DirectorLana WachowskiLilly WachowskiStarsKeanu ReevesLaurence FishburneCarrie-Anne MossThe human city of Zion defends itself against the massive invasion of the machines as Neo fights to end the war at another front while also opposing the rogue Agent Smith.The Wachowskis really messed up when they gave us a 4th installment that was completely unnecessary. They turned Neo into a pansy while making Trinity the more masculine of the two. They should have stopped making sequels after "The Matrix Revolutions".
- DirectorJohn McTiernanStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerCarl WeathersKevin Peter HallA team of commandos on a mission in a Central American jungle find themselves hunted by an extraterrestrial warrior.The movie "Prey" was nothing but an absolute insult to the Predator franchise! I thought the 4th installment was bad, but "Prey" really took the cake! They made that stupid movie all for the sake of Native American representation and female empowerment. Seeing a 110 lb. woman go toe-to-toe with a huge yautja predator was the stupidest, most laughable fight I've ever seen in cinematic history. If that stupid character was an actual woman instead of a 'roided up mary sue, she would have been killed by the predator in mere seconds. That native american girl is a total nobody. Only Dutch, Harrigan, Royce, Nikolai, and Hanzo are the true warriors that deserve our respect for taking down those predators! They faced those predators like MEN! "Prey" is nothing but a terrible stain that needs to be erased from our memories.
- DirectorPeter JacksonStarsElijah WoodViggo MortensenIan McKellenGandalf and Aragorn lead the World of Men against Sauron's army to draw his gaze from Frodo and Sam as they approach Mount Doom with the One Ring.When they gave us "The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power", only one question popped in my mind: WHAT THE HECK WERE THEY THINKING?!? That stupid show was one of the worst disasters to hit the screen! The Hobbit trilogy and the LOTR trilogy are perfectly fine without that 'woke' trash. Stop pushing for false female empowerment. There's no such thing as a perfect, unstoppable woman. ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN LIES.
- DirectorJames CameronStarsSigourney WeaverMichael BiehnCarrie HennDecades after surviving the Nostromo incident, Ellen Ripley is sent out to re-establish contact with a terraforming colony but finds herself battling the Alien Queen and her offspring.I wasn't a big fan of the 3rd and 4th installments, but "Prometheus" and "Alien: Covenant" were a total waste of time. To me, the Aliens franchise would have been totally badass if Ripley, Hicks, Newt, and Bishop return and kick serious xenomorph ass! I think it would have also been awesome if Sgt. Todd '3465' from the movie "Soldier" joined them in the battle against the xenomorph threat!
And don't waste your time with the upcoming movie "Alien: Romulus." That trailer is the most ultra-boring snore-fest I've ever experienced. THE TRAILER WAS ABSOLUTE DOG-CRAP. Absolutely nothing captivated me into watching their film. I can't believe I'd say this, but from the looks of the trailer the movie could be even worse than "Prey." - DirectorAlex ProyasStarsBrandon LeeMichael WincottRochelle DavisA man brutally murdered comes back to life as an undead avenger of his and his fiancée's murder.Almost all the sequels (except "The Crow: Salvation") were total dog-crap and the upcoming remake won't be any better. However, the tv show called "The Crow: Stairway to Heaven" was really good. Mark Dacascos did a fine job playing the title role. God Bless Brandon Lee and his father, Bruce Lee, for helping the world be a better place.
- DirectorJoss WhedonStarsRobert Downey Jr.Chris EvansScarlett JohanssonEarth's mightiest heroes must come together and learn to fight as a team if they are going to stop the mischievous Loki and his alien army from enslaving humanity.After this movie came along, all of Marvel Cinematic Universe began to fall apart, caving into 'wokeness' little by little. Then all of MCU got seriously derailed when that dumpster fire called "Avengers: Endgame" came along. Honest to God, just let the MCU die already. I basically called it quits after the first Avengers came out. The MCU should have been faithful to the UNWOKE Marvel Comics instead of caving in to political correctness!
- DirectorStephen NorringtonStarsWesley SnipesStephen DorffKris KristoffersonA half-vampire, half-mortal man becomes a protector of the mortal race, while slaying evil vampires.Don't waste your time with the upcoming remake. It'll be absolute dumpster fire compared to the 1998 classic. Disney plans to make the upcoming Blade remake to be nothing but feminist trash where Blade will be pushed aside as a side-character and let three lowlife feminists lecture the viewers to death about feminism and other woke crap. We don't want three stupid women to lecture us as to how to live and how to think! We want to watch Blade destroy vampires and other monsters! THAT'S WHAT WE WANT! I seriously pray that the upcoming remake will get canceled so we won't have to put up with this abuse.
- DirectorJohn G. AvildsenStarsRalph MacchioPat MoritaElisabeth ShueA martial arts master agrees to teach karate to a bullied teenager.The 2010 remake could never measure up to the 1984 classic. The remake was clearly unnecessary. However, I'm very thankful that "The Karate Kid" was revived by "Cobra Kai"! That revival was absolutely BADASS! I can't wait to see the final season! As for the upcoming remake of "The Karate Kid" starring Ralph Macchio and Jackie Chan, I don't plan on checking that film out. "Cobra Kai" is a good farewell to the franchise, and it needs to end there.
- DirectorShigeru MiyamotoA plumber named Mario and his brother Luigi travel through the Mushroom Kingdom to save the princess from the evil Bowser.Making a film-adaptation for one of the greatest videogames of all time was a very stupid idea. Twice they tried to make a good move based on this game, and twice they messed up. Both the 1993 version and the 2023 version were horrible! While the 1993 adaptation wasn't that great, the 2023 version reeked of 'wokeness'! Princess Peach was the perfect mary sue who has more testosterone than all the male characters throughout the movie. Not only that, but both Mario and Luigi were emasculated so that they can make Princess Peach look just as awesome as Rey, Mulan, Galadriel, and that stupid captain from "Star Trek: Discovery". The 2023 remake seriously dropped the ball. The cartoon-adaptations from the 1980's and 1990's, however, were great. In the cartoons, the stories were the main focus, not feminism. Not only that, but in the cartoon-adaptations the Super Mario Bros. proved themselves to be genuine heroes, with or without power-ups.
- DirectorGreta GerwigStarsMargot RobbieRyan GoslingIssa RaeBarbie and Ken are having the time of their lives in the colorful and seemingly perfect world of Barbie Land. However, when they get a chance to go to the real world, they soon discover the joys and perils of living among humans.I thought "The Super Mario Bros Movie" was really bad, but "Barbie" is much worse. Movies and TV shows are not made for the sake of indoctrinating the public by pushing woke ideologies down their throats. They're supposed to be made to ENTERTAIN. As The Super Mario Bros. should have stayed in the videogame business, Barbie should have stayed in the toy business. The movie-adaptation for Barbie is nothing but an abomination to all humanity. Hollywood needs to stop dictating to us as to what the ideal man and the ideal woman should be! If a film is made to drive a major wedge between man and woman, then it doesn't deserve our time or money. I want to watch a movie about LOVE between a man and a woman, not see them go to war with each other. And I'm done with the vicious lie that men can't do anything right while women are absolutely perfect. We don't need that evil in our lives. Screw off movies like Barbie and focus on movies that promote true love, like "Moulin Rouge", "Pretty Woman", "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World", "Amelie", "The Wedding Singer", and many others. We need movies that bring men and women together with true love, not divide them with 'wokeness'.
- DirectorSam RaimiStarsTobey MaguireKirsten DunstWillem DafoeAfter being bitten by a genetically-modified spider, a shy teenager gains spider-like abilities that he uses to fight injustice as a masked superhero and face a vengeful enemy.I think it's about damn time for Hollywood to leave Your Favorite Neighborhood: Spider-Man alone and learn to actually create their own freakin' movies. It's bad enough to put up with those wannabees such as Miles Morales and Spider-Gwen from those Spider-Verse movies, but now we have to up with a bunch of side-characters we never cared about?! Characters like Madame Web were never meant to be main characters at all. And nobody cares about Kraven the Hunter either. Seriously, why is Hollywood wasting our time with movies about a bunch of side-characters who are nobodies? What's next? A movie about Mary Jane?!? There's only one protagonist in the Spider-Man franchise and that's Peter Parker! Spider-Man himself!
However, there's one side-character who does deserve to have a movie of his own, and that's The Unstoppable Juggernaut! That total badass was never created for the sake of representing a group or promoting a political message or any other bullcrap. The Juggernaut should get his own movie because he's really cool! He's monstrously powerful, he's likable, and he has a decent sense of humor. Even though The Juggernaut is one of Spider-Man's most dangerous adversaries, he definitely deserves to have his own spotlight! They just have to make sure that he's true to the comic book lore, being a human with powers bestowed upon him by Cyttorak instead of being a mutant. - DirectorSteve BarronStarsJudith HoagElias KoteasJosh PaisFour teenage mutant ninja turtles emerge from the shadows to protect New York City from a gang of criminal ninjas.They should have never made "TMNT: Mutant Mayhem". The film was never true to its source material and it absolutely sucks. And "Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" was a waste of time as well. Nothing good came out after TMNT from 2012. April O'Neil should have remained a white woman with red hair, and Master Splinter should have remained a ninja master who learned ninjutsu from his master: Hamato Yoshi. The only way TMNT would kick ass on the silver screen again is if they make it rated 'R' and make it dark and violent as "The Crow", "Sin City", and "Watchmen." It would take a miracle to make that happen. Besides, TMNT is meant to be dark and gritty, just like in the original comic books back in the 1980's.
- DirectorGeorge MillerStarsMel GibsonJoanne SamuelHugh Keays-ByrneIn a self-destructing world, a vengeful Australian policeman sets out to stop a violent motorcycle gang."Mad Max: Fury Road" was pretty decent, but I was pretty turned off by all the pointless girl-power that was forced down on us throughout the movie. What's even worse is that they really downgraded Max badly by making him look like a total cuck out there compared to their feminist champion named Furiosa. Now they're giving us a pointless movie called "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga". Is riding on the success of a white male character the only way for women to TRY to be relevant? It's really sad that female characters these days cannot be cool and relevant in the eyes of the public unless they're starring alongside their larger-than-life male counterparts. And when the time is right, the woman becomes all-powerful and pushes the main protagonist aside as if he's nothing. Either that or resort to sex-swapping. Instead of wasting our time trying to portray women to be strong and independent, make them actually human and interesting to watch. ANY human being can be strong and independent, so what the heck makes a strong and independent woman more interesting than a strong and independent man? Explain that. We want well-written and well-relatable INDIVIDUALS in our movies and shows, not strictly strong female characters. Feminism is for losers, and we don't need their political bullcrap that's ruining our entertainment. Women need to humble themselves and realize they're just as flawed and human as men.
AND NO, THE FUTURE IS NOT FEMALE. Who the hell are any of you to decide otherwise? The future belongs only to those who work hard for it, man and woman alike. - CreatorDonald WilsonSydney NewmanStarsWilliam HartnellPatrick TroughtonJon PertweeThe adventures in time and space of the Doctor, a Time Lord who changes appearance and personality by regenerating when near death, and is joined by companions in battles against aliens and other megalomaniacs.Many of our beloved franchises got completely crapped on by the evil 'woke' religion, but out of all the franchises "Doctor Who" got crapped on the most. When they made the next Doctor a woman, the entire show went completely downhill. Claiming that making the Doctor into a woman was an 'upgrade' is absolutely arrogant and condescending towards men. Seriously, why can't they leave feminism and diversity out of it?! Sadly, they decided to celebrate Doctor Who's 60th anniversary by completely crapping on the entire show with transgenderism and treating the Doctor like a complete loser for "misgendering" certain characters. And now the latest Doctor is an LGBTQ guy who loves to wear a skirt and hook up with other men, making his sexuality more important than saving the universe. That's it, boys and girls. "Doctor Who" is officially dead. And the writers and producers behind the show killed it dishonorably. Just stick to the classic episodes never acknowledge the existence of any of the episodes and specials that were ruined by the 'wokeness.'
- DirectorCary Joji FukunagaStarsDaniel CraigAna de ArmasRami MalekJames Bond has left active service. His peace is short-lived when Felix Leiter, an old friend from the CIA, turns up asking for help, leading Bond onto the trail of a mysterious villain armed with dangerous new technology.They had the nerve to replace Agent 007 with a black woman, all for the sake of portraying black women as being superior to white men. Again. 'Woke' Hollywood deserves no respect and no money. Just let Hollywood collapse and destroy the 'wokeness' so we can start over.
- StarsJohn ErwinAlan OppenheimerLinda GaryThe most powerful man in the universe, He-Man, goes against the evil forces of Skeletor to save the planet Eternia and to protect the secrets of Castle Grayskull.I'm thankful I never watched "Masters of the Universe: Revelation". It was all about nothing but narcissistic girl-power while trashing on men. I'd rather indulge in the original version and the 2002 remake. And stay away from the live movie, it sucks.
- StarsMelendy BrittGeorge DiCenzoJohn ErwinPrincess Adora raises her magic sword and becomes She-Ra, the most powerful woman in the universe, to aid her friends in defeating the Evil Horde so their planet Etheria can be free.All "She-Ra & The Princesses of Power" did was promote LGBTQ nonsense. Screw that. And the artwork was not impressive. The women from the 1980's version are far more beautiful.
- CreatorGene RoddenberryStarsWilliam ShatnerLeonard NimoyDeForest KelleyIn the 23rd Century, Captain James T. Kirk and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise explore the galaxy and defend the United Federation of Planets.This was one of the best shows I've ever watched. The franchise has entertained us for decades until Star Trek: Discovery came along. And when more Star Trek titles were made afterwards, Star Trek basically turned to crap. "Star Trek" from 2009 and "Star Trek: Into Darkness" were the only remake titles I enjoyed.
- StarsDaniel PesinaRichard DivizioCarlos PesinaSeven martial artists from Earth must battle in sorcerer Shang Tsung's super secret tournament.I'm not happy as to how 'woke' the game became over the years. In one ending of an MK game, Jax won the tournament. But instead of enjoying the fruits of his labor, he sacrificed everything for the sake of helping all black people have a better future. Is he telling us that black people in general cannot achieve a better future unless they get a helping hand?! That's not a good message to send out. What's even worse is how 'woke' the animated movies turned out to be. Take "Mortal Kombat: Scorpion's Revenge", for example. Everyone throughout the MK universe is awesome except Johnny Cage. He always gets the short end of the stick when he's always mistreated so damn badly, especially by Sonya Blade who loves to kick Johnny in the nuts. And what's his crime? Being a white male, that's what. If I were Johnny Cage, I would never waste my time with Sonya and instead have a relationship with a real woman who would love me and RESPECT me as an actual human being. I cannot show the writers and creators of those animated MK films any respect at all for how they love to treat white straight men as complete sh*t. There's also that one scene in the movie where a man and a woman needed to test their might against an anvil. The man hurt himself and failed to split the anvil in half, but the woman destroyed the anvil easily. What a load of BULLSH*T. The man should have destroyed the anvil, not the woman. I thought those hypocrites are all about diversity and equality and all that political stuff. What a bunch of filthy liars. I'd rather enjoy movies, shows, and games that don't take a crap on white, straight men and show EVERYONE respect. Face the truth: 'wokeness' is pure evil, and it needs to die.
- DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsHarrison FordSean ConneryAlison DoodyIn 1938, after his father goes missing while pursuing the Holy Grail, Indiana Jones finds himself up against the Nazis again to stop them from obtaining its powers.Don't waste your time with "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny." All it promotes is pointless feminism and hatred for capitalism. Having a woman outsmart and outmuscle an old Indiana Jones is stupid and tasteless.
- CreatorFrank DarabontStarsAndrew LincolnNorman ReedusMelissa McBrideSheriff Deputy Rick Grimes wakes up from a coma to learn the world is in ruins and must lead a group of survivors to stay alive.LET THE DAMN FRANCHISE DIE ALREADY. Giving us so many spin-offs on this show is completely unnecessary. They should have let Carl live like in the comic book instead of killing him off on the TV show. They won't admit it, but the woke writers behind the show HATE white people. That's why they killed off Carl instead of letting him live like in the comic book: because HE'S A WHITE BOY. You can easily tell how woke the show is in the final scene of The Walking Dead when a white girl and a colored boy looked beyond the gates, representing the future of mankind. That clearly means that white people should have no future! Those anti-white people can go screw themselves.
- CreatorDavid BenioffD.B. WeissStarsEmilia ClarkePeter DinklageKit HaringtonNine noble families fight for control over the lands of Westeros, while an ancient enemy returns after being dormant for millennia.The show was pretty good, but I didn't appreciate how they snuck in some wokeness into the series. The moment they made feminism a part of the show, I lost all hope in it. It was really stupid to watch a woman out-fight and out-muscle a man in a swordfight, which is absolutely unrealistic and unrelatable. And then things got worse when they brought us "House of the Dragon." It was absolutely unnecessary to blackwash certain characters in the show. Europe is meant to be all white, not diverse, especially during ancient times. If they say that it's okay to hire black actors to play the role of white characters based on their acting skills, then it should be okay for white actors to play the role of black characters based on THEIR acting skills! That goes the same for voice actors. Why should hiring white actors to play black characters offend anyone? Let it happen if you guys are all about diversity and all that woke bullcrap. If you don't like white actors playing the roles of black characters, then black actors should be forbidden from playing the roles of white characters!
- CreatorMichael HirstStarsKatheryn WinnickGustaf SkarsgårdAlexander LudwigVikings transports us to the brutal and mysterious world of Ragnar Lothbrok, a Viking warrior and farmer who yearns to explore--and raid--the distant shores across the ocean.Sadly, this show went woke when "Vikings: Valhalla" came along. Why the heck can't we keep our European characters white? Is blackwashing white characters really that important?? Let's make this very clear to everybody out there: Haakon is not a colored woman. Haakon is a WHITE MAN. Stop lying to the world claiming that Haakon is a colored woman! If the woke want to empower colored women that badly, then stop attacking our own history and GO CREATE YOUR OWN COLORED, FEMALE CHARACTERS. People of color should be ashamed of themselves for being nothing but tokens pushing for diversity and multiculturalism. It's completely pathetic to see people of color stoop so low as to promote the color of their skin all for the sake of representation and validation. PATHETIC AS HELL. Instead of making us focus on skin-color, focus more on character, what lies in the heart. Race-swapping and sex-changing Jarl Haakon Ericsson is racist AND sexist. Either stay true to history or STFU AND GET LOST.
- CreatorJohn J. SakmarKerry LenhartStarsScott BakulaMaria BelloRoy DotriceTwo spies are recruited by an intelligence agency. They pose as a married couple Mr. and Mrs. Smith when they are on their missions.Once again, minorities want to do a 2024 remake on what white people have already done. At this rate, creativity and originality may be declared as dead. What is more important: validation and representation or the art of creativity? The 2005 remake is forgivable since they changed the story a bit by making the couple try to kill each other, but the 2024 remake is just a racist carbon-copy of the original series. If blacks and other minorities want to keep stealing movies and TV shows from white people, then they don't deserve any respect. Absolute ZERO respect. And the main protagonists in the 2024 remake clearly cannot act, even if their lives depend on it. The ability to act is much more important than the color of one's skin.
- DirectorJesse RapczakJeremy StieglitzStarsAmber Lee ConnorsJacob CranerCamila FitzgibbonAn MMO survival game. Pitting the player in a hostile environment where the goal is to forage, craft, build, hunt, and survive in a prehistoric future where players are given total freedom in a dinosaur "playground".ARK: The Animated Series has got to be one of the worst television-adaptations ever made. We've already had our fill of colored, LGBTQ, female protagonists who are so damn perfect and so damn unstoppable. Why bother giving us another one? Like all other 'woke' shows, white people are the main villains while colored people are the good guys. No thanks. I'll stick to films and games based on TRUE survivalists, like Riddick.
- DirectorRoger AllersRob MinkoffStarsMatthew BroderickJeremy IronsJames Earl JonesLion prince Simba and his father are targeted by his bitter uncle, who wants to ascend the throne himself.They have got to be out of their freakin' minds to do a live remake on one of the greatest animated classics of all time! The 2019 live remake is total HORSECRAP compared to the 1994 masterpiece! Even "The Lion King 2" is better than the stupid remake, and that movie sucked as well. Also, why in the world did they make Simba have a daughter instead of a son in "The Lion King 2"? From what I remember, Simba and his mate had a son at the of the 1st movie. There was no point at all in sex-changing Simba's kid like that. Forget about the pointless remake and the dumb sequel and go watch "The Lion King 1 1/2". Timon and Puumba were pretty funny in that movie.
- DirectorJames AlgarSamuel ArmstrongDavid HandStarsHardie AlbrightStan AlexanderBobette AudreyThe story of a young deer growing up in the forest.There's no point of whatsoever in making a live remake for this film. That pretty much goes the same for ALL Disney films they remade so far. They hinted that they're going to change the death of Bambi's mom so that the "modern audience" wouldn't get traumatized. Bambi's mom's death is NOT traumatic at all! The scene is sad, but it's not traumatic. All they're doing is encouraging Generation Z to be the weakest bunch of pansies in human history. That's why they're doing this! How DISGRACEFUL. Strength and courage is what we must value, not weakness and cowardice. Don't you DARE embrace weakness and wear it like a badge of honor. The live remake will be a total failure.
- DirectorRon ClementsJohn MuskerStarsJodi BensonSamuel E. WrightRene AuberjonoisA mermaid princess makes a Faustian bargain in an attempt to become human and win a prince's love.They should have kept Ariel white, and they should have kept Prince Eric as the one who slayed the evil Ursula. There's no shame in allowing the MAN to fight for a woman's honor and her well-being.
- DirectorSamuel ArmstrongNorman FergusonWilfred JacksonStarsSterling HollowayEdward BrophyHerman BingRidiculed because of his enormous ears, a young circus elephant is assisted by a mouse to achieve his full potential.
- DirectorWilliam CottrellDavid HandWilfred JacksonStarsAdriana CaselottiHarry StockwellLucille La VerneExiled into the dangerous forest by her wicked stepmother, a princess is rescued by seven dwarf miners who make her part of their household.Instead of giving us seven dwarves, they give us seven stupid bums who are highly diverse. Don't waste your money on that garbage.
- DirectorLes ClarkClyde GeronimiEric LarsonStarsMary CostaBill ShirleyEleanor AudleyAfter being snubbed by the royal family, a malevolent fairy places a curse on a princess which only a prince can break, along with the help of three good fairies.I don't want to have anything to do with a film that treats the villain as the actual hero. What a load of CRAP. I refuse to have anything to do with the movie "Maleficent".
- DirectorClyde GeronimiWilfred JacksonHamilton LuskeStarsKathryn BeaumontEd WynnRichard HaydnAlice stumbles into the world of Wonderland. Will she get home? Not if the Queen of Hearts has her way.
- DirectorRandal KleiserStarsJoey CramerPaul ReubensCliff De YoungIn 1978, a boy travels eight years into the future and has an adventure with an intelligent, wisecracking alien ship.
- DirectorClyde GeronimiWilfred JacksonHamilton LuskeStarsBarbara LuddyLarry RobertsPeggy LeeThe romantic tale of a sheltered uptown Cocker Spaniel dog and a streetwise downtown Mutt.
- DirectorNorman FergusonT. HeeWilfred JacksonStarsDickie JonesChristian RubMel BlancA living puppet, with the help of a cricket as his conscience, must prove himself worthy to become a real boy.
- DirectorClyde GeronimiWilfred JacksonHamilton LuskeStarsBobby DriscollKathryn BeaumontHans ConriedWendy and her brothers are whisked away to the magical world of Neverland with the hero of their stories, Peter Pan.
- DirectorWolfgang ReithermanStarsPhil HarrisSebastian CabotLouis PrimaBagheera the Panther and Baloo the Bear have a difficult time trying to convince a boy to leave the jungle for human civilization.
- DirectorClyde GeronimiWilfred JacksonHamilton LuskeStarsIlene WoodsJames MacDonaldEleanor AudleyWhen Cinderella's cruel stepmother prevents her from attending the Royal Ball, she gets some unexpected help from the lovable mice Gus and Jaq and from her Fairy Godmother.
- DirectorDon ChaffeyDon BluthStarsSean MarshallHelen ReddyJim DaleAn orphan boy and his magical dragon come to town with his abusive adoptive parents in pursuit.
- DirectorRon ClementsJohn MuskerStarsScott WeingerRobin WilliamsLinda LarkinA kind-hearted street urchin and a power-hungry Grand Vizier vie for a magic lamp that has the power to make their deepest wishes come true.
- DirectorGary TrousdaleKirk WiseStarsPaige O'HaraRobby BensonJesse CortiA prince cursed to spend his days as a hideous monster sets out to regain his humanity by earning a young woman's love.
- DirectorClyde GeronimiHamilton LuskeWolfgang ReithermanStarsRod TaylorBetty Lou GersonJ. Pat O'MalleyWhen a litter of Dalmatian puppies are abducted by the minions of Cruella De Vil, the owners must find them before she uses them for a diabolical fashion statement.I'm not happy with how Disney and all of Hollywood love to make the villains become the main protagonists of all the old tales we loved so much. Cruella, Maleficent, The Joker: when is it going to end? Only the heroes should be the main protagonists of our stories.
- DirectorTony BancroftBarry CookStarsMing-Na WenEddie MurphyBD WongTo save her father from death in the army, a young maiden secretly goes in his place and becomes one of China's greatest heroines in the process.The live remake only promotes false female empowerment. There's nothing entertaining at all about a so-called girl who's absolutely flawless, and girls completely suck at being stoic. It's feminist trash, period. Stick to the original 1998 classic, where that Mulan was actually HUMAN and relatable.
- DirectorRon ClementsJohn MuskerStarsTate DonovanSusan EganJames WoodsThe son of Zeus and Hera is stripped of his immortality as an infant and must become a true hero in order to reclaim it.
- DirectorWolfgang ReithermanStarsPhil HarrisEva GaborSterling HollowayWith the help of a smooth talking tomcat, a family of Parisian felines set to inherit a fortune from their owner try to make it back home after a jealous butler kidnaps them and leaves them in the country.
- DirectorGary TrousdaleKirk WiseStarsDemi MooreJason AlexanderMary Kay BergmanA deformed bell-ringer must assert his independence from a vicious government minister in order to help his friend, a gypsy dancer.
- DirectorRon ClementsJohn MuskerDon HallStarsAuli'i CravalhoDwayne JohnsonRachel HouseIn ancient Polynesia, when a terrible curse incurred by the demigod Maui reaches Moana's island, she answers the Ocean's call to seek out Maui to set things right.
- DirectorDean DeBloisChris SandersStarsDaveigh ChaseChris SandersTia CarrereA young and parentless girl adopts a 'dog' from the local pound, completely unaware that it's supposedly a dangerous scientific experiment that's taken refuge on Earth and is now hiding from its creator and those who see it as a menace.
- DirectorWolfgang ReithermanClyde GeronimiDavid HandStarsRickie SorensenSebastian CabotKarl SwensonA poor boy named Arthur learns the power of love, kindness, knowledge and bravery with the help of a wizard called Merlin in the path to become one of the most beloved kings in English history.Like all other Disney classics, there's no point at all in making a live remake. Seriously, leave it alone. This film is perfectly fine as it is.
- DirectorChris BuckKevin LimaStarsTony GoldwynMinnie DriverBrian BlessedA man raised by gorillas must decide where he really belongs when he discovers he is a human.I wouldn't be surprised if they make Jane the main character and push Tarzan aside in the live remake. That's what they sadly did in "Peter Pan & Wendy".
- DirectorWolfgang ReithermanDavid HandStarsBrian BedfordPhil HarrisRoger MillerThe story of the legendary British outlaw portrayed with the characters as anthropomorphic animals.
- DirectorRon ClementsJohn MuskerStarsAnika Noni RoseKeith DavidOprah WinfreyA waitress, desperate to fulfill her dreams as a restaurant owner, is set on a journey to turn a frog prince back into a human being, but she has to face the same problem after she kisses him.
- DirectorJohn LasseterStarsTom HanksTim AllenDon RicklesA cowboy doll is profoundly threatened and jealous when a new spaceman action figure supplants him as top toy in a boy's bedroom."Lightyear" was nothing but woke trash that tried to socially engineer us to accepting LGBTQ. And there's no point in dragging on the franchise anymore.
- DirectorDon HallChris WilliamsStarsRyan PotterScott AdsitJamie ChungA special bond develops between plus-sized inflatable robot Baymax and prodigy Hiro Hamada, who together team up with a group of friends to form a band of high-tech heroes.That short story about Baymax trying to find the right tampon for a girl was completely unnecessary. All that stupid short did was promote transgenderism. Having a trans person help Baymax find the right tampon was plain stupid.
- DirectorBrad BirdStarsCraig T. NelsonSamuel L. JacksonHolly HunterWhile trying to lead a quiet suburban life, a family of undercover superheroes are forced into action to save the world.I hated the sequel because they portrayed the mother as completely flawless while portraying the father as being hopelessly incompetent in raising the children all by himself. The hatred for men, especially fathers, is unbearable.
- DirectorTed BermanRichard RichStarsGrant BardsleyFreddie JonesSusan SheridanA young boy and a group of misfit friends embark on a quest to find a dark magic item of ultimate power before a diabolical tyrant can.
- DirectorJoe JohnstonStarsBilly CampbellJennifer ConnellyAlan ArkinA young pilot stumbles onto a prototype jetpack that allows him to become a high-flying masked hero.The 2019 children's show based on this title is an absolute insult to the original movie. Seriously, why does Disney hate boys so damn much? Disney always exalts girls while degrading boys by claiming that boys are weaker, stupider, more cowardly, and less noble than girls. The boys are either inferior to girls or they simply don't exist so that girls can shine. Boys are just as awesome as girls and I'm done with all the bullsh*t Disney is throwing at us. No corporation and no government have any right to shape our hearts and minds into what THEY want!
- CreatorJymn MagonStarsAlan YoungRussi TaylorTerence McGovernHuey, Dewey, and Louie are in for an epic surprise when they meet their wealthy but reclusive uncle, Scrooge McDuck. The family embark on globe-trotting adventures and treasure hunts, uncover family secrets, and face dangerous enemies.
- StarsTress MacNeilleCorey BurtonJim CummingsChip and Dale are chipmunks that start a detective agency, Rescue Rangers, with their friends. The gang deals with crimes that are 'too small' for the police to manage.
- CreatorBruce W. SmithDoreen SpicerStarsKyla PrattTommy DavidsonJo Marie PaytonFollow the adventures and misadventures of Penny Proud as she does her best to navigate through the early years of teend-dom."The Proud Family: Loud and Prouder" was nothing but an abomination. That show is so damn anti-American it's despicable. Not only does it promote LGBTQ, but it also pushes hatred towards white people. And SLAVES DID NOT BUILD AMERICA, YOU LIARS.
- CreatorJim HensonJeffrey ScottStarsGreg BergKatie LeighLaurie O'BrienThe Muppets, as babies, have adventures with their imaginations inside their nursery.I will never forgive Disney for reviving "Muppet Babies" just to promote their evil transgenderism. Gonzo was one of my most favorite characters on the show, and they did him total injustice by turning him into a transgender. Disney doesn't care about entertainment anymore; they're all about indoctrination now. Never give Disney a single penny ever again.
- DirectorMichael BayStarsWill SmithMartin LawrenceLisa BoyleTwo hip detectives protect a witness to a murder while investigating a case of stolen heroin from the evidence storage room from their police precinct.
- DirectorAlfred HitchcockStarsAnthony PerkinsJanet LeighVera MilesA Phoenix secretary embezzles $40,000 from her employer's client, goes on the run and checks into a remote motel run by a young man under the domination of his mother.
- DirectorSteven SoderberghStarsGeorge ClooneyBrad PittJulia RobertsDanny Ocean and his ten accomplices plan to rob three Las Vegas casinos simultaneously."Ocean's Eight" was a total waste of time. Feminist trash, plain and simple. Kicking out all the men so the women could shine was a very stupid move to make.
- DirectorNorman JewisonStarsJames CaanJohn HousemanMaud AdamsIn a corporate-controlled future, an ultra-violent sport known as Rollerball represents the world, and one of its powerful athletes is out to defy those who want him out of the game.The 2002 remake of "Rollerball" was nothing but a load of DOGSH*T. Stick to the 1975 version starring James Caan. It's fantastic.
- DirectorPark Chan-wookStarsChoi Min-sikYoo Ji-taeKang Hye-jeongAfter being kidnapped and imprisoned for fifteen years, Oh Dae-Su is released, only to find that he must track down his captor in five days.
- DirectorRussell MulcahyStarsChristopher LambertSean ConneryClancy BrownAn immortal Scottish swordsman must confront the last of his immortal opponents, a murderously brutal barbarian who lusts for the fabled "Prize".There's word that a remake will me made and it'll star Henry Cavill as the title role. However, I don't think it'll hold up to the original.
- DirectorPhil KarlsonStarsJoe Don BakerElizabeth HartmanLeif GarrettBased on the life of Tennessee sheriff Buford Pusser, who almost single-handily cleaned up his small town of crime and corruption, but at a personal cost of his family life and nearly his own life.
- DirectorSteve GordonStarsDudley MooreLiza MinnelliJohn GielgudAlcoholic billionaire playboy Arthur Bach must marry a woman he does not love, or he will be cut off from his $750,000,000 fortune. But when Arthur falls in love with a poor waitress, he must decide if he wants to choose love or money.
- DirectorRon HowardStarsVal KilmerJoanne WhalleyWarwick DavisA young farmer is chosen to undertake a perilous journey in order to protect a special baby from an evil queen.I'm so thankful the woke TV series got cancelled. Keep the evil wokeness out of our lives.
- DirectorChris ColumbusStarsMacaulay CulkinJoe PesciDaniel SternAn eight-year-old troublemaker, mistakenly left home alone, must defend his home against a pair of burglars on Christmas Eve.
- DirectorWolfgang PetersenStarsBrad PittEric BanaOrlando BloomAn adaptation of Homer's great epic, the film follows the assault on Troy by the united Greek forces and chronicles the fates of the men involved.Achilles is a WHITE MAN. He's not black! Get it right, stupid! To hell with "Troy: Fall of a City". All of Europe back then was WHITE. Get over it, and to hell with your stupid diversity and multiculturalism BULLCRAP.
- DirectorDavid LynchStarsKyle MacLachlanVirginia MadsenFrancesca AnnisA Duke's son leads desert warriors against the galactic emperor and his father's evil nemesis to free their desert world from the emperor's rule.Dr. Liet Kynes is a MAN. He's not a black woman. Get it right, you morons. Stop pretending that black women are the greatest, most courageous, most noble people in the world. THEY'RE NOT. I'm very disappointed in the 2021 remake.
- DirectorJoseph L. MankiewiczRouben MamoulianStarsElizabeth TaylorRichard BurtonRex HarrisonQueen Cleopatra VII of Egypt experiences both triumph and tragedy as she attempts to resist the imperial ambitions of Rome.Cleopatra is a WHITE WOMAN. She's not black! Do your damn homework! Only racists would resort to color-washing white people.
- DirectorJohn MiliusStarsPatrick SwayzeC. Thomas HowellLea ThompsonIt is the dawn of World War III. In the west mountains of America, a group of teenagers band together to defend their town, and their country, from invading Soviet forces.
- DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsDanny GloverWhoopi GoldbergOprah WinfreyA tale spanning forty years in the life of Celie, an African-American woman living in the South who survives incredible abuse and bigotry.
- DirectorGeorge WaggnerStarsClaude RainsWarren WilliamLon Chaney Jr.Larry Talbot returns to his father's castle in Wales and meets a beautiful woman. One fateful night, Talbot escorts her to a local carnival where they meet a mysterious gypsy fortune teller.
- DirectorWes CravenStarsHeather LangenkampJohnny DeppRobert EnglundTeenager Nancy Thompson must uncover the dark truth concealed by her parents after she and her friends become targets of the spirit of a serial killer with a bladed glove in their dreams, in which if they die, it kills them in real life.The old TV series and the 2010 revival were just no good at all. They should have just let the franchise retire after "Wes Craven's New Nightmare".
- DirectorSean S. CunninghamStarsBetsy PalmerAdrienne KingJeannine TaylorA group of teenage camp counselors attempt to re-open an abandoned summer camp with a tragic past, but they are stalked by a mysterious, relentless killer.
- DirectorJohn CarpenterStarsDonald PleasenceJamie Lee CurtisTony MoranFifteen years after murdering his sister on Halloween night 1963, Michael Myers escapes from a mental hospital and returns to the small town of Haddonfield, Illinois to kill again.
- DirectorClive BarkerStarsAndrew RobinsonClare HigginsAshley LaurenceA woman discovers the newly resurrected, partially formed, body of her brother-in-law and lover. She starts killing for him to revitalize his body and escape the demonic beings that are pursuing him after he escaped their underworld.
- DirectorFrank DarabontStarsThomas JaneMarcia Gay HardenLaurie HoldenA freak storm unleashes a species of bloodthirsty creatures on a small town, where a small band of citizens hole up in a supermarket and fight for their lives.
- DirectorZack SnyderStarsJackie Earle HaleyPatrick WilsonCarla GuginoIn a version of 1985 where superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach on the trail of a conspiracy that will change the course of history.They should have never made a TV series revival on this film. Portraying black people as the main good guys while making white people the main bad guys is so damn racist it's disgusting. And to no surprise, black women are portrayed as the most powerful people on Earth. Seriously, shut up...
- DirectorMichael CurtizWilliam KeighleyStarsErrol FlynnOlivia de HavillandBasil RathboneWhen Prince John and the Norman Lords begin oppressing the Saxon masses in King Richard's absence in 1190s England, a Saxon lord fights back as the outlaw leader of a resistance movement.I can't believe they made a stupid TV series called "Robyn Hood". Unsurprisingly, they made a black woman be the main character who must fight crime with her bow and arrows when out on the streets. Once again, they want to pretend that black women are the greatest people in the world and are absolutely perfect. Spare me the bullcrap, please. Robin of Locksley has always been and always will be a white man. Screw off your race-swapping and your sex-swapping.
- DirectorMichael HerzLloyd KaufmanStarsAndree MarandaMitch CohenJennifer BabtistTromaville has a monstrous new hero. The Toxic Avenger is born when meek mop boy Melvin falls into a vat of toxic waste. Now evildoers will have a lot to lose.Woke or not, this remake should have never happened! This cult classic is perfect the way it is! THIS HAS GOT TO STOP.
- DirectorAdrian LyneStarsTim RobbinsElizabeth PeñaDanny AielloMourning his dead child, a haunted Vietnam War veteran attempts to uncover his past while suffering from a severe case of dissociation. To do so, he must decipher reality and life from his own dreams, delusions, and perceptions of death.
- DirectorJean-Paul RappeneauStarsGérard DepardieuAnne BrochetVincent PerezFamed swordsman and poet Cyrano de Bergerac is in love with his cousin Roxane. He has never expressed his love for her as he his large nose undermines his self-confidence. Then he finds a way to express his love to her, indirectly.Stop shoving diversity into our faces with your 2021 remake.
- DirectorBlake EdwardsStarsDavid NivenPeter SellersRobert WagnerThe bumbling Inspector Clouseau travels to Rome to catch a notorious jewel thief known as "The Phantom" before he conducts his most daring heist yet: a princess' priceless diamond with one slight imperfection, known as "The Pink Panther".
- DirectorJohn HughesStarsJohn CandyMacaulay CulkinJean Louisa KellyLaid back commitment-phobe Buck babysits his brother's rebellious teenage daughter and her cute younger brother and sister.
- DirectorPaul VerhoevenStarsPeter WellerNancy AllenDan O'HerlihyIn a dystopic and crime-ridden Detroit, a terminally wounded cop returns to the force as a powerful cyborg haunted by submerged memories.
- DirectorDesmond DavisStarsLaurence OlivierHarry HamlinClaire BloomPerseus must battle Medusa and the Kraken to save the Princess Andromeda.
- DirectorSam RaimiStarsBruce CampbellEllen SandweissRichard DeManincorFive friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-possessing demons.The remake will never measure up to the original. Bruce Campbell will always be king!
- DirectorJerry LewisStarsJerry LewisStella StevensDel MooreA timid chemistry teacher discovers a magical potion that can transform him into a suave and handsome womanizer.This movie was a pretty good comedy that pays homage to the tale of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. The remake that is unnecessary and disturbingly woke is the 1996 version of this film. In the remake, Sherman Klump was the obese, kind-hearted scientist while Buddy Love was his evil alter-ego. What disturbs me is that the reason Buddy was so evil was because his testosterone was too damn high. Honestly, why would a certain level of testosterone determine whether or not a man could turn evil?! That makes no sense at all. The 1996 remake turned out woke long before the woke culture even started! At the same time, the 1996 movie states that fat, passive men are more pure-hearted and compassionate than healthy, good-looking men, stating that men are better off being fat and having low levels of testosterone. Damn, watching the 1996 remake was a mistake. I'm sticking with the 1963 version starring Jerry Lewis.
- DirectorChris ColumbusStarsDaniel RadcliffeRupert GrintEmma WatsonAn orphaned boy enrolls in a school of wizardry, where he learns the truth about himself, his family and the terrible evil that haunts the magical world.I couldn't believe they're considering making a TV series based on this franchise. Seriously, what's the point? Harry Potter was already a smash it in theaters, so there's no point in dragging this forward on television. Art should matter much more than profit alone.
- DirectorJohn LandisStarsEddie MurphyPaul BatesGarcelle BeauvaisAn extremely pampered African prince travels to Queens, New York and goes undercover to find a wife that he can respect for her intelligence and strong will.Stay away from the sequel that tried to revive the franchise. It's not worth it.
- DirectorWilliam FriedkinStarsEllen BurstynMax von SydowLinda BlairWhen a young girl is possessed by a mysterious entity, her mother seeks the help of two Catholic priests to save her life.