Sing My Name: The Breaking Bad Musical ("Explicit" Version)
To the few people who read and sang along to the Breaking Bad Musical, believe it or not, that was actually not the definitive version! This version has the same songs but also features uncensored swearing and lines too dirty and politically incorrect for IMDB standards. Enjoy this collection of unforgettable tunes while you can since IMDB will probably take it down in a few days.
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- Actor
- Producer
- Writer
Bryan Lee Cranston was born on March 7, 1956 in Hollywood, California, to Audrey Peggy Sell, a radio actress, and Joe Cranston, an actor and former amateur boxer. His maternal grandparents were German, and his father was of Irish, German, and Austrian-Jewish ancestry. He was raised in the Canoga Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, and also stayed with his grandparents, living on their poultry farm in Yucaipa. Cranston's father walked out on the family when Cranston was eleven, and they did not see each other again until 11 years later, when Cranston and his brother decide to track down their father.
Cranston is known for his roles as Walter White on the AMC crime drama Breaking Bad (2008), Hal on the Fox situation comedy Malcolm in the Middle (2000), and Dr. Tim Whatley on five episodes of the NBC situation comedy Seinfeld (1989). For his role on "Breaking Bad", he won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series four times (2008-2010, 2014), including three consecutive wins. After becoming one of the producers during the series' fourth and fifth seasons, he also won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series twice.
In June 2014, Cranston won the Tony Award for Best Actor in a Play for his portrayal of Lyndon B. Johnson in the play "All the Way" on Broadway. He reprised the role of Lyndon Johnson in the television adaptation All the Way (2016), which earned him widespread praise by critics. For the biographical drama Trumbo (2015), he earned widespread acclaim and was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actor. Cranston also appeared in several acclaimed films, such as Saving Private Ryan (1998), Little Miss Sunshine (2006), Drive (2011), Argo (2012) and Godzilla (2014). In 2019, he starred with Kevin Hart in the box office hit The Upside (2017).Episode: Pilot
Event in Story: Walter finds out he has lung cancer
Song: I Am Fifty
(Walter:) Just when I thought I was a healthy gee-whiz,
I get an unwanted diagnosis
And it ain’t like the cold that medicine can solve,
It will also cause me to grow goddamn bald
My lungs suddenly gave up all of their consent,
been using them so long that it ain’t hard to forget
I struggle to breathe in big mouthfuls of air,
and I normally wouldn’t care
Except that I am fifty
Yes I am fifty
Yes I am fifty
And I’m gonna fucking die
I am fifty
Yes I am fifty
Yes I am fifty
My brain’s gonna fucking fry
(Oh me, oh my, oh why)
I’m not exactly proud of where I’ve been at
sometimes I wish that I could be a cat
Cats can’t be fifty, only cuddled
I haven’t gotten one since I was thirty one-o
All of that smoke might’ve tasted yummy,
asbestos may have had a trip inside my tummy
My DNA’s been washed up, medically impaired
And everyone I love might have cared
Except that I am fifty
Yes I am fifty
Yes I am fifty
And I’m gonna fucking die
Cause I am fifty (yes he is fifty)
Yes I am fifty (yes he is fifty)
Yes I am fifty
My brain’s gonna fucking fry
Aw man my lungs are already breaking bad
My chemistry class is probably kinda glad
I know that sounds morbid but kids these days
“Looks like Mr. White has finally wasted away”
Go to hell all you stupid kids
I know I work a car wash but it’s how I managed
Hopefully when I’m dead and buried
You 16 year olds will be married
(Coughs 3 times to the song’s beat) I am fifty
Yes I am fifty
Yes I am fifty
And I’m gonna fucking die (oh yo, oh yo, yo yo)
Cause I am fifty (yes he is fifty)
Yes I am fifty (yes he is fifty)
Yes I am fifty
I think I’m gonna
I’m sure I’m gonna
I know I’m gonna fucking die
Bobopidy bah bah bah
No no no nah nah nah
I am fifty yeah- Actor
- Producer
- Writer
Bryan Lee Cranston was born on March 7, 1956 in Hollywood, California, to Audrey Peggy Sell, a radio actress, and Joe Cranston, an actor and former amateur boxer. His maternal grandparents were German, and his father was of Irish, German, and Austrian-Jewish ancestry. He was raised in the Canoga Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, and also stayed with his grandparents, living on their poultry farm in Yucaipa. Cranston's father walked out on the family when Cranston was eleven, and they did not see each other again until 11 years later, when Cranston and his brother decide to track down their father.
Cranston is known for his roles as Walter White on the AMC crime drama Breaking Bad (2008), Hal on the Fox situation comedy Malcolm in the Middle (2000), and Dr. Tim Whatley on five episodes of the NBC situation comedy Seinfeld (1989). For his role on "Breaking Bad", he won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series four times (2008-2010, 2014), including three consecutive wins. After becoming one of the producers during the series' fourth and fifth seasons, he also won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series twice.
In June 2014, Cranston won the Tony Award for Best Actor in a Play for his portrayal of Lyndon B. Johnson in the play "All the Way" on Broadway. He reprised the role of Lyndon Johnson in the television adaptation All the Way (2016), which earned him widespread praise by critics. For the biographical drama Trumbo (2015), he earned widespread acclaim and was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actor. Cranston also appeared in several acclaimed films, such as Saving Private Ryan (1998), Little Miss Sunshine (2006), Drive (2011), Argo (2012) and Godzilla (2014). In 2019, he starred with Kevin Hart in the box office hit The Upside (2017).Episode: Pilot
Event in Story: Walter and Jesse do their first cook
Song: I’ll Teach You and You’ll Teach Me
(Walter): Alright Jesse, ho ho he
I’ll teach you and you’ll teach me
Before we get accused of theft
We shall produce Crystal meth
(Jesse): Jesus, your crystals are 2 inches long
Though that is still longer than your schlong
(Walter): Looks like someone’s desperate to fuck
We got better things to do in this truck
(Jesse): "This is an RV"
(Walter): "Who cares, it rhymes"
So, step one put in the methane
(Jesse): Yo, Mr. White I think this is lame
(Walter): Then step two add red phosphorus
(Jesse): Yeah Mr. White, yeah science, bitch
(Walter): Next, let us synthesize the gas
(Jesse): Hey, Mr. White this is pure glass
"You know what Mr. White I wanna try some."
(Walter): "No, Jesse we only sell the meth, not use it."
(Jesse): Waa waa! I wanna be a drug addict
Wait, Mr. White does your wife know this?
(Walter): If she does then she’ll be pissed
(Jesse): I’ll tell her I must I must
(Krazy-8 and Emilio Koyama): Hey asshole we remember you from the drug bust
(Walter): "Shit"- Actor
- Sound Department
- Soundtrack
Raymond Cruz is perhaps best-known for his portrayal of the frighteningly lethal Tuco Salamanca in AMC's critically acclaimed show Breaking Bad (2008), a character he later reprised for the first two episodes of the spin-off Better Call Saul (2015). The role garnered him a Best Performance in a Television Series nomination from the Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films. Cruz recently wrapped his sixth and final season of TNT's Major Crimes (2012) as Julio Sanchez, a detective within the Los Angeles Police Department's Major Crimes Division, a role which originated on TNT's The Closer (2005) and which offered Cruz a nomination of Best Supporting Actor from the Imagen Foundation Awards. Other TV work includes Cleveland Abduction (2015), the TV movie in which he starred as kidnapper Ariel Castro, a role he felt personally connected to having known the victims of his crime personally. Other TV work includes CSI: Miami (2002), Lauren (2012), White Collar (2009), and Los Americans (2011), among others. Cruz has appeared in numerous films, including the highly touted Collateral Damage (2002), Training Day (2001), and Alien: Resurrection (2000).Episode: Grilled
Event in Story: Walter and Jesse are held hostage at Tuco's hideout where he sings of his villainy
Song: I am Tuco
(Tuco:) I am Tuco, I am god
Do what I tell you or I’ll shoot you in the clod
I am Tuco, I am king
Go ahead and stroke my thing
No, you fools not my ding-a-ling
I’m talking bout’ Hector and his bell that goes ring
(Ding ding ding)
You needed me to sell your meth
Else your family go into debt
But you couldn’t keep your mouth shut
And If you don’t cook for me, I’ll keep your eyes shut forever
"But first, I’ll do the Mexican meth lord dance"
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-ayy
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-ayy
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-ayy–stop
Hammer time!
Da na na na na, (gets shot by Hank)
(Hank): "Damn it I hate that song"- Writer
- Actor
- Producer
Robert John Odenkirk was born in Berwyn, Illinois, to Barbara (Baier) and Walter Odenkirk, who worked in printing. His ancestry includes German and Irish. He grew up in Naperville, IL, the second of seven children. He worked as a DJ for WIDB, his college radio station at Southern Illinois University Carbondale. Three credits shy of graduation, he moved to Chicago. He began work there in local improv workshops. He also did open-mic stand-up comedy for several years. In Chicago, he became friends with Robert Smigel, who would later help him become a writer for Saturday Night Live (1975).
In 1987, Bob was hired as a writer for Saturday Night Live (1975) and in 1989 he went on to win an Emmy for his writing work. He worked on the show from season 13 to 20 (1987-1995). However, he had trouble getting his work on the air, so he began work as a writer for Get a Life (1990) starring Chris Elliott. The show was quickly canceled, but he was soon hired as writer for The Dennis Miller Show (1992). On that show he made his acting debut and was noticed by Ben Stiller, who later hired him as a writer and actor for The Ben Stiller Show (1992). The show only lasted for 13 episodes, but Bob won another Emmy for his writing.
After The Ben Stiller Show (1992) was canceled, Bob made recurring appearances (1993-1998) on The Larry Sanders Show (1992) as Stevie Grant, Larry's hyperactive agent. He also wrote for Late Night with Conan O'Brien (1993) during 1993-94. During this time Bob hooked up with fellow The Ben Stiller Show (1992) writer David Cross, also a stand-up comedian. They started doing sketch-comedy shows together in Los Angeles. In 1995, they got their own show on HBO (Mr. Show with Bob and David (1995)). The show lasted for four seasons and 30 episodes.
After Mr. Show with Bob and David (1995) ended, Bob wrote Run Ronnie Run (2002) and directed three feature films (Melvin Goes to Dinner (2003), Let's Go to Prison (2006) and The Brothers Solomon (2007)), and appeared in . After 1998, he also made many guest appearances on TV shows like Just Shoot Me! (1997), 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996), Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000), Ed (2000), Everybody Loves Raymond (1996), Less Than Perfect (2002), Arrested Development (2003), How I Met Your Mother (2005) and Weeds (2005). From 2009 to 2013, he appeared on 43 episodes of Breaking Bad (2008) as Saul Goodman, a shyster lawyer, and, starting in 2015, he reprised that role as the main character in Better Call Saul (2015).Episode: Better Call Saul
Event in Story: Walter goes to Saul's office, who sings of his life while also discussing matters related to Badger
Song: I Came, I Saul, I Conquered
(Saul:) "Alright, let's get this meeting started
'Gentlemen, you can’t sing in here, this is the strip mall'
Ha ha ha ha ha"
You’ve seen me in the ads (yeah!)
You might have seen my abs (yeah!)
But don’t be sad (what?)
‘Cause Saul good, man (yeah!)
Some call me slim (yeah!)
Some call me shady (yeah!)
But I hate Eminem (Boo!)
Saul Goodman! (aight!)
"I prefer skittles by the way"
I came, I Saul, I conquered
I started from the streets and now I can’t be beat
Do it with me!
Came, I Saul, I conquered
I started as “slip and fall”
But now I’m Better Call Saul!
James McGill
I’m a man of many names
Slippin’ Jimmy
(That show was lame)
When I was young I liked to pull cons
Paul Newman was my mom
Soon got arrested by the police
(Probably ‘cause that cartoon made them drink bleach)
Brother, Chuck
Don’t give a fuck
he bailed me out
But I still had to pout
‘Cause I to find work
Odenkirk
Became an attorney
Albuquerque
I Came, I Saul, I conquered
I started from the streets and now I can’t be beat
Do it with me!
Came, I Saul, I conquered
I started out needing to get bent
Now my wall has the first amendment
Yo, sir that Brandon turd
He could lead us to Heisenberg
(Walter): No, his folks will get revenge
One of them crushed this old guy’s head
(Saul): His wife did that silly goose
I’ll talk to Brandon who’ll hope to get loose
He will talk and hoot and holler
(Walter): "Ten thousand dollars"
(Saul): I came, I Saul, I conquered
I started from the streets and now I can’t be beat
Do it with me!
Came, I Saul, I conquered
My reign is decades long
I’m this era’s Genghis Khan
What up!?
Khan! Khan! Khan! Khan! Khan! Khan!- Actor
- Producer
- Writer
Bryan Lee Cranston was born on March 7, 1956 in Hollywood, California, to Audrey Peggy Sell, a radio actress, and Joe Cranston, an actor and former amateur boxer. His maternal grandparents were German, and his father was of Irish, German, and Austrian-Jewish ancestry. He was raised in the Canoga Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, and also stayed with his grandparents, living on their poultry farm in Yucaipa. Cranston's father walked out on the family when Cranston was eleven, and they did not see each other again until 11 years later, when Cranston and his brother decide to track down their father.
Cranston is known for his roles as Walter White on the AMC crime drama Breaking Bad (2008), Hal on the Fox situation comedy Malcolm in the Middle (2000), and Dr. Tim Whatley on five episodes of the NBC situation comedy Seinfeld (1989). For his role on "Breaking Bad", he won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series four times (2008-2010, 2014), including three consecutive wins. After becoming one of the producers during the series' fourth and fifth seasons, he also won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series twice.
In June 2014, Cranston won the Tony Award for Best Actor in a Play for his portrayal of Lyndon B. Johnson in the play "All the Way" on Broadway. He reprised the role of Lyndon Johnson in the television adaptation All the Way (2016), which earned him widespread praise by critics. For the biographical drama Trumbo (2015), he earned widespread acclaim and was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actor. Cranston also appeared in several acclaimed films, such as Saving Private Ryan (1998), Little Miss Sunshine (2006), Drive (2011), Argo (2012) and Godzilla (2014). In 2019, he starred with Kevin Hart in the box office hit The Upside (2017).Episode: Phoenix
Event in Story: Walt finds Jane in Jesse's house and must decide whether to save her from choking to death or let her die
Song: Dammit Jane
(Walter:) Dammit Jane Dammit Jane
You are such a fucking pain
Dammit Jane Dammit Jane
Giving my bald head a migraine
Should I let her live
What more does she got to give
Should I let her die
Make that poor old Jesse cry
Should I let her go
So she and Jesse can smoke some blow
Should I let her choke
She and Jesse would have probably gone broke
Dammit Jane Dammit Jane
You are such a fucking pain
Dammit Jane Dammit Jane
Giving my bald head a migraine
Should I should I
What should I do?
Come on head it’s up to you
Should I should I
What should I do?
Pros and cons will see her through
Pro: It’s the moral thing to do
Con: She makes tattoos of poo
Pro: Can’t live with yourself
Con: That lady needs help
Pro: Post-traumatic stress
Con: They keep having sex
Pro: Murder is WRONG
Con: Jesse will be gone
"Oh, it seems she is already gone
In fact, she was probably dead by the 2nd chorus
Well, what can you do ha ha…"- Music Department
- Actor
- Producer
Giancarlo Giuseppe Alessandro Esposito was born in Copenhagen, Denmark, to an Italian carpenter/stagehand father from Naples, Italy, and an African-American opera singer mother from Alabama. His parents, working in Europe at the time of his birth, settled in Manhattan by the time he was 6, and that's where he grew up.
Coming from a theatrical background, it was, perhaps, inevitable that young Giancarlo would appear on stage sooner or later, and he did, at age 8, appearing on Broadway as a slave child in "Maggie Flynn" in 1966.
More Broadway work followed through the 1960s and early '70s, followed by some small roles in movies. TV work followed in the 1980s, with increasingly significant parts in a string of high-profile series until he became well-established as a character player both on TV and in a number of movies.
He came very much to the public's attention playing Agent Mike Giardello in the TV series Homicide: Life on the Street (1993) in 1998 and since then has rarely been off our screens.Episode: Mas
Event in Story: Gus shows Walter his secret meth lab in an attempt to employ him
Song: You’ll Find It in This Superlab
(Gus:) Under Albuquerque laundry
Is a place that’s Brillante
From me and Schuler’s finance
It’s so large you might wet your pants
Your old RV, should be sorry
This place fits dozens of those
The most amount of meth you’ll ever have
You’ll find it in this superlab
You’ll find it in this superlab
Come along Walter. I had excellent help in this lab, as will you. Quite a lot of planning went into this.
(Walter:) 25 feet underground
Is a place with fumes abound
The red taped covered floor
Pharmaceuticals galore
It’s so stainless, I’m not brainless
It’s a corporate work of art
The most amount of meth I’ll ever have
I’ll find it in this superlab
I’ll find it in this superlab
(Gus:) This place cost 8 million dollars at least
Though we spent a portion on that indoor pool of bleach
(Walter:) Hopefully a fly won’t find it’s way in here
I wouldn’t want to waste an hour being bored to tears
(Gus:) Hey, that episode was good
(Walter:) Well, so was every other episode
(Gus:) True
(Walter:) A new workplace you have paved
(Gus:) It’s like a real life Batcave
(Walter:) Though no one could ever find it
(Gus:) Those wet clothes will surely hide it
(Walter:) Let us both frock, for the catwalk
We will wear Monsters Inc. suits
(Gus:) The most amount of meth we’ll ever have
(Walter and Gus:) We’ll find it in this superlab
We’ll find it in this superlab
We’ll find it in this superlab!!!!!
(Walter:) "Oh shit a fly!" (Falls)- Actor
- Producer
- Additional Crew
Aaron Paul was born Aaron Paul Sturtevant in Emmett, Idaho, to Darla (Haynes) and Robert Sturtevant, a retired Baptist minister. While growing up, Paul took part in church programs, and performed in plays.
He attended Centennial High School in Boise, Idaho. It was there, in eighth grade, that Aaron decided he wanted to become an actor. He joined the theatre department and became obsessed with the idea of acting for a living. After finishing school, Aaron moved to Los Angeles.
During the late '90's, he worked as an usher at the Universal Studios Movie Theatre in Hollywood. His television debut was in an episode of Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990), which was followed by an appearance in another Aaron Spelling series, Melrose Place (1992).
On the big screen, Aaron played the estranged son of Jeff Bridges in K-PAX (2001), and Tom Cruise's brother-in-law in Mission: Impossible III (2006).
After appearing in several roles on American television, his breakthrough role came as "Jesse Pinkman" in the AMC series Breaking Bad (2008). The character was only supposed to last for one season, but series creator Vince Gilligan changed his mind, due to Aaron's chemistry with Bryan Cranston. He has won three Emmy Awards for "Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series" for this role (2010, 2012 and 2014).Episode: I See You
Event in Story: Jesse and Hank sing of their life struggles while in the hospital and the pizza that Walter threw on his roof a few episodes earlier is still there and sings of his brief, disappointing life
Song: Without a Home, All Alone
(Jesse): My daddy says he hates me
My mom always berates me
Cause I’m too young to be marrying-wanna
I barely graduated
I never masterbated
Cause I always had my hands full-a
That kingpin fuckin’ beat me
My girlfriend had to leave me
As she was too high to answer the phone
And now I’m left without a home, all alone
(Babop babobidy bop)
That DEA fuckin’ agent
Turned me into a patient
By punching my head into my skull
I use to think I’m pretty
By now I’m Ugly Betty
That was a 2006 show
But poor Mr. Schrader
See ya later alligator
Cause I’m suing you beyond any loan
And you’ll be left without a home, all alone
(Hank:) I’m just a DEA agent
My wife doesn’t forget it
But I sure know how to get the job done
I bust all those drug traders
Those rebel hippie gators
And I pride my job on more than just fun
That dreaded Pinkman thug
I squashed him like a bug
I wish I could listen to him moan
Cause now he’s left without a home, all alone
(Bababidyba)
But he’s not the only one
Whose life got heated up some
As I faced a force like the sun
I battled two assassins
And I kicked both their asses
Despite not even having a gun
Though I beat both their big butts
I was injured from gunshots
Thank god I got that call on the phone
But now I have a broken bone, all alone
(Pizza:) I’m just a stinky pizza
From NY Venezia
And my brief life has gone quite aloof
One moment I was just boxed
and now I’m like your wife’s socks
As I somehow got thrown on this roof
I don’t know why he just did
It wasn’t even a kid
It was a man who was fully grown
But now I’m left without a home, all alone
(Pizza noises)
From the moment I was made
I hoped that I would be laid
And laid as in laid out on a table
The family would meet it
Then shortly after, eat it
Then say “delish” before watching cable
But that will not happen now
I’m edible like dog chow
They’d all let out a disgusted moan (gross!)
Cause now I’m left without a home, all alone
(Na na na na na na na)
(Jesse, Hank, and Pizza together:)
Cause now we’re left without a home, all alone, all alone, all alone- Actor
- Producer
- Writer
Bryan Lee Cranston was born on March 7, 1956 in Hollywood, California, to Audrey Peggy Sell, a radio actress, and Joe Cranston, an actor and former amateur boxer. His maternal grandparents were German, and his father was of Irish, German, and Austrian-Jewish ancestry. He was raised in the Canoga Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, and also stayed with his grandparents, living on their poultry farm in Yucaipa. Cranston's father walked out on the family when Cranston was eleven, and they did not see each other again until 11 years later, when Cranston and his brother decide to track down their father.
Cranston is known for his roles as Walter White on the AMC crime drama Breaking Bad (2008), Hal on the Fox situation comedy Malcolm in the Middle (2000), and Dr. Tim Whatley on five episodes of the NBC situation comedy Seinfeld (1989). For his role on "Breaking Bad", he won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series four times (2008-2010, 2014), including three consecutive wins. After becoming one of the producers during the series' fourth and fifth seasons, he also won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series twice.
In June 2014, Cranston won the Tony Award for Best Actor in a Play for his portrayal of Lyndon B. Johnson in the play "All the Way" on Broadway. He reprised the role of Lyndon Johnson in the television adaptation All the Way (2016), which earned him widespread praise by critics. For the biographical drama Trumbo (2015), he earned widespread acclaim and was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actor. Cranston also appeared in several acclaimed films, such as Saving Private Ryan (1998), Little Miss Sunshine (2006), Drive (2011), Argo (2012) and Godzilla (2014). In 2019, he starred with Kevin Hart in the box office hit The Upside (2017).Episode: Cornered
Event in Story: Walter gives his famous "I am the one who knocks speech" only as a song this time
Song: I am the Danger
(Skyler:) "Walt, please, let’s both stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you’re in danger!"
(Walter:) "You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, Skyler, so let me clue you in"
Who is it you think you see?
Do you know what I get a year?
Even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe me
So give up all that fear
My boss may be a psycho
My partner’s kinda a bitch
But I’m sick of your whining
So let me tell you this, Skyler
I’m not in danger, I am the danger
I am the one who knocks
Anybody get in my little old way
I’ll scare ‘em off their socks
I’m not in danger, I am the danger
I am the one who knocks
If I sense a fella coming my way
I’ll claw ‘em like a fox
Bababadaba
Bababadaba
Doodoobiddybahbah
Chachacha
(Skyler:) Well, Walter, explain Gale’s death
I doubt he overdosed
And if you’re the so-called “danger”
They’ll just want you killed the most
Please admit you’re in danger
I don’t wanna see you dead
The last thing this family needs
Is a bullet in your bald head
(Walter:) I’m not in danger, I am the danger
I am the one who knocks
Anybody get in my little old way
I’ll scare ‘em off their socks
I’m not in danger, I am the danger
I am the one who knocks
If I sense a fella coming my way
I’ll claw ‘em like a fox
Do you know what would happen
If I stopped going into work?
A business big enough like that
Would go belly up and spurt
Gone, vanished, disappeared
It would cease to exist without me
By the way
Last I saw Gale
I think I saw him pee
I’m not in danger, I am the danger
I am the one who knocks
Anybody get in my little old way
I’ll scare ‘em off their socks
I’m not in danger, I am the danger
I am the one who knocks
If I sense a fella coming my way
I’ll shoot him in the cock (Wow!)
(Skyler:) "Alright, that’s it Walter. I’ve had it with you and your dirty mouth. I’m taking Holly and we’re leaving right away."- Music Department
- Actor
- Producer
Giancarlo Giuseppe Alessandro Esposito was born in Copenhagen, Denmark, to an Italian carpenter/stagehand father from Naples, Italy, and an African-American opera singer mother from Alabama. His parents, working in Europe at the time of his birth, settled in Manhattan by the time he was 6, and that's where he grew up.
Coming from a theatrical background, it was, perhaps, inevitable that young Giancarlo would appear on stage sooner or later, and he did, at age 8, appearing on Broadway as a slave child in "Maggie Flynn" in 1966.
More Broadway work followed through the 1960s and early '70s, followed by some small roles in movies. TV work followed in the 1980s, with increasingly significant parts in a string of high-profile series until he became well-established as a character player both on TV and in a number of movies.
He came very much to the public's attention playing Agent Mike Giardello in the TV series Homicide: Life on the Street (1993) in 1998 and since then has rarely been off our screens.Episode: Salud
Event in Story: Gus poisons Don Eladio and his henchman with Tequila and sings of his triumph while attempting to escape with Jesse and Mike
Song: Tequila
(Gus:) Tequila, tequila
I see-na see-na see-na a lot of dead guys
Tequila, tequila
The bottle of tequila was sure a surprise
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
You went from “salud” to being salad
At best you’ll be a vegetable that no one will have
We sure killed this party
It’s my fault, I’m shy
I’m not into the ladies
And don’t ask me why
You’re all a bunch of teenagers begging for booze
But this time you had everything to lose
Eladio is dead
Everyone out
If you try to fight me, you’ll die no doubt
So sorry to the guests who still are sober
This residential party is over
Tequila, tequila
I see-na see-na see-na a lot of dead boys
Tequila, tequila
The bottle of tequila was indeed a ploy
(Jesse:) Holy shit, Gus. What just happened?
They all got violated, just like my dad did
(Gus:) I already told you, the wine was poisoned
It was the only way that we all would win
We need to leave fast so arm yourself
The antidote I took seems to have worn off
(Mike:) We don’t have much time, boy, Gus is dying
All the survivors are probably crying
Find a running car
(Jesse:) Here is one
(Gus:) All you capos better FUCKING run!
(Mike:) (Gets shot) "Ow, he shot me in the man traut"
(Joaquin Salamanca:) "You won’t get away with this!"
(Jesse:) "I got him! Pu pu pu pu pu"
(Joaquin Salamanca:) (Dies)
(Jesse:) "He’s dead, let’s go"
(Everyone:) Tequily, tequily
(Gus:) That’s what you get for killing my baby
(Everyone:) Tequily, tequily
(Jesse and Mike:) I guess you can say that this was a corpse party! (Laughs)- Music Department
- Actor
- Producer
Giancarlo Giuseppe Alessandro Esposito was born in Copenhagen, Denmark, to an Italian carpenter/stagehand father from Naples, Italy, and an African-American opera singer mother from Alabama. His parents, working in Europe at the time of his birth, settled in Manhattan by the time he was 6, and that's where he grew up.
Coming from a theatrical background, it was, perhaps, inevitable that young Giancarlo would appear on stage sooner or later, and he did, at age 8, appearing on Broadway as a slave child in "Maggie Flynn" in 1966.
More Broadway work followed through the 1960s and early '70s, followed by some small roles in movies. TV work followed in the 1980s, with increasingly significant parts in a string of high-profile series until he became well-established as a character player both on TV and in a number of movies.
He came very much to the public's attention playing Agent Mike Giardello in the TV series Homicide: Life on the Street (1993) in 1998 and since then has rarely been off our screens.Episode: Face Off
Event in Story: Hector blows up Gus with a bomb and he sings of his and Hector's relationship before falling over and dying
Song: He’s Blown a Bomb Upon my Face
(Gus:) He’s blown a bomb upon my face
After first seeing it in years
I used to pride myself on its beauty
It’s like I got turned down by my peers
That bell was the last thing he heard
Assuming he could hear at all
I hope he did as I would weigh him down
By telling of his family’s fall
I thought he was helpless
The worse he did was call me chicken man
But it seems his finger was much stronger
Strong enough to succeed in his plan
He’s blown a bomb upon my face
Splitting my image into two
I hope that one half will be one with god
The other will see his family through
The ibuprofen should have been it
He’s been the bell boy for too long
He may have got the upper hand at last
But I’m singing one final song
In honor of his dated beliefs
I’ll be the man he wants
Before I taste the floor
My voice will be at one with cocks
(Bawks to the tune of the song until he falls over and dies)- Actor
- Producer
- Additional Crew
Aaron Paul was born Aaron Paul Sturtevant in Emmett, Idaho, to Darla (Haynes) and Robert Sturtevant, a retired Baptist minister. While growing up, Paul took part in church programs, and performed in plays.
He attended Centennial High School in Boise, Idaho. It was there, in eighth grade, that Aaron decided he wanted to become an actor. He joined the theatre department and became obsessed with the idea of acting for a living. After finishing school, Aaron moved to Los Angeles.
During the late '90's, he worked as an usher at the Universal Studios Movie Theatre in Hollywood. His television debut was in an episode of Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990), which was followed by an appearance in another Aaron Spelling series, Melrose Place (1992).
On the big screen, Aaron played the estranged son of Jeff Bridges in K-PAX (2001), and Tom Cruise's brother-in-law in Mission: Impossible III (2006).
After appearing in several roles on American television, his breakthrough role came as "Jesse Pinkman" in the AMC series Breaking Bad (2008). The character was only supposed to last for one season, but series creator Vince Gilligan changed his mind, due to Aaron's chemistry with Bryan Cranston. He has won three Emmy Awards for "Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series" for this role (2010, 2012 and 2014).Episode: Dead Freight
Event in Story: Walter, Jesse, Todd, and Mike sing their own version of Word Party's Bubble Train Song while performing a train heist
Song: The Freight Train Song
(Jesse:) Choo choo! It’s time for a ride
(Todd:) Choo choo! Feeling evil inside
(Walter:) Choo choo! This won’t take long
(Everyone:) Sing with the freight it’s the freight train song
(Jesse:) Choo choo! Drain that meth
(Todd:) Choo! Choo! I like death
(Walter:) Choo! Choo! This won’t take long
(Everyone:) Sing with the freight it’s the freight train song
(Walter:) We need to pump in water now
(Jesse:) So it’s weight is like a cow
(Todd:) Choo choo! I shot my mom
(Everyone:) Sing with the freight it’s the freight train song
(Todd:) I’m on top
(Jesse:) Me below
(Mike:) That conductor’s high on blow
(Walter:) Choo choo! This won’t take long
(Everyone:) Sing with the freight it’s the freight train song
Sing with the freight it’s the freight train song
Woo hoo!
(Jesse:) "We did it!"
(Todd:) "Oh look, a kid" (shoots him)
(Jesse:) "What the Franny?!"- Actor
- Soundtrack
Michael Bowen Jr. is an American actor. He is best known for portraying Nicolas Cage's romantic rival, Tommy, in the cult classic Valley Girl (1983), Danny Pickett on the ABC series Lost, and Jack Welker on the AMC series Breaking Bad. Bowen is the only son of Beat painter Michael Bowen Sr. and actress Sonia Sorel (née Henius; 1921-2004) who was Bowen's first wife. His maternal great-grandfather was biochemist Max Henius, a Danish immigrant to America who himself was of Polish-Jewish descent, and his maternal great-grandmother was the sister of historian Johan Ludvig Heiberg. He grew up in San Francisco knowing "interesting characters - revolutionary-type people," which inspired his portrayal of Uncle Jack. Through his mother's other marriage he is the half-brother of actors Robert and Keith Carradine of the Carradine family. He is the half-uncle of actresses Martha Plimpton and Ever Carradine.Episode: Gliding Over All
Event in Story: Jack Welker and his gang kill all ten of Mike's henchmen across three prisons
Song: Gliding Over All
(Jack Welker:) "Alright you Nazis. Heisenberg insists that we kill all of Erhmantraut’s men in less than two minutes."
(Man:) "That sounds hard. I’m scared"
(Jack Welker:) "Well, pick yourself up then. Alright men, ready? Attack!"
(Everyone:) We are gliding over all!
All the criminals shall fall.
We shall kill the ten men
We know where and we know when
Everybody count to ten, now!
We are gliding over all!
All the criminals shall fall.
We shall kill the ten men
We know where and we know when
We must answer Walter’s call
Stab them, slice them
Poison them with ricin
Do anything you can
Prevent the inmates from squealing
Inside of their pig pen
The DEA must never know
Mike’s legacy must go
Don’t let any walk away
Make their .08 blood spray
We are gliding over all
We are gliding over all!
All the criminals shall fall.
We shall kill the ten men
We know where and we know when
Everybody’s almost dead, come on!
Stab stab stabby stabby stab
Burn burn burny burny burn
Ah mommy ah mommy!
Help me help me! Aaaaaah!
(Walter:) "It’s done"- Actor
- Producer
- Additional Crew
Aaron Paul was born Aaron Paul Sturtevant in Emmett, Idaho, to Darla (Haynes) and Robert Sturtevant, a retired Baptist minister. While growing up, Paul took part in church programs, and performed in plays.
He attended Centennial High School in Boise, Idaho. It was there, in eighth grade, that Aaron decided he wanted to become an actor. He joined the theatre department and became obsessed with the idea of acting for a living. After finishing school, Aaron moved to Los Angeles.
During the late '90's, he worked as an usher at the Universal Studios Movie Theatre in Hollywood. His television debut was in an episode of Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990), which was followed by an appearance in another Aaron Spelling series, Melrose Place (1992).
On the big screen, Aaron played the estranged son of Jeff Bridges in K-PAX (2001), and Tom Cruise's brother-in-law in Mission: Impossible III (2006).
After appearing in several roles on American television, his breakthrough role came as "Jesse Pinkman" in the AMC series Breaking Bad (2008). The character was only supposed to last for one season, but series creator Vince Gilligan changed his mind, due to Aaron's chemistry with Bryan Cranston. He has won three Emmy Awards for "Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series" for this role (2010, 2012 and 2014).Episode: Confessions
Event in Story: Jesse finds out Walter poisoned Brock and sings this song while driving home before pouring gasoline in Walter's house
Song: Ricin, Ric-out
(Jesse:) That science teacher’s put me through
4 seasons and a half
Of cooking, crooking, killing dudes
In quest for power’s grasp
Even though he guided me
In fending for our lives
It seems that the greatest monster
Was near me all this time
Ricin, Ric-out, I ain’t got a doubt
That he stuck it into that boy
Cause when he got his chance
He put him in a trance
By giving him a tasty toy
Ricin, Ric-out, oh I ain’t got a doubt
That there’s nothing left for him to hide
Cause when he got his chance
He done just pooped his pants
Cause he stinking up our bond inside
Oh no no no
Oh oh oh yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
That fucking bitch
I may be the addict
But he’s the one on drugs
What father of two children
Gives him the poison bug
Lily of the Valley more like
Let me fuck him up
He’s says that he’s family first
But I know he just wants cheap bucks
Ricin, Ric-out, I ain’t got a doubt
That he found out Brock is weak to poison
Cause when he got the call
He put him in a ball
And he’ll never let him out again
Ricin, Ric-out, oh I ain’t got a doubt
That there’s nothing left for him to say
Cause I fell in his game
It was kinda the same
But his heart of gold had gone away
There was this girl named Katie Rife
She hated raspberries
When I was young I fed her some
And brought her down to her knees
She is a reviewer now
And she don’t remember me
But I still didn’t poison her
Cause I’m not a son of a B (feel that sting)
Ricin, Ric-out, I ain’t got a doubt
That he stuck it into Annie’s son
Cause when he got his chance
He put him in a trance
By giving him some underage tequila
Ricin, Ric-out, I ain’t got a doubt
That there’s nothing left for him to hide
Cause when he got his chance
He done just pooped his pants
Cause he stinking up our bond inside
"Alright Walter, you brought poison into that kid's house.
Now, I’m gonna bring something even more inflaming."
(Laughs maniacally while pouring gasoline)- Actor
- Producer
- Writer
Bryan Lee Cranston was born on March 7, 1956 in Hollywood, California, to Audrey Peggy Sell, a radio actress, and Joe Cranston, an actor and former amateur boxer. His maternal grandparents were German, and his father was of Irish, German, and Austrian-Jewish ancestry. He was raised in the Canoga Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, and also stayed with his grandparents, living on their poultry farm in Yucaipa. Cranston's father walked out on the family when Cranston was eleven, and they did not see each other again until 11 years later, when Cranston and his brother decide to track down their father.
Cranston is known for his roles as Walter White on the AMC crime drama Breaking Bad (2008), Hal on the Fox situation comedy Malcolm in the Middle (2000), and Dr. Tim Whatley on five episodes of the NBC situation comedy Seinfeld (1989). For his role on "Breaking Bad", he won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series four times (2008-2010, 2014), including three consecutive wins. After becoming one of the producers during the series' fourth and fifth seasons, he also won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series twice.
In June 2014, Cranston won the Tony Award for Best Actor in a Play for his portrayal of Lyndon B. Johnson in the play "All the Way" on Broadway. He reprised the role of Lyndon Johnson in the television adaptation All the Way (2016), which earned him widespread praise by critics. For the biographical drama Trumbo (2015), he earned widespread acclaim and was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actor. Cranston also appeared in several acclaimed films, such as Saving Private Ryan (1998), Little Miss Sunshine (2006), Drive (2011), Argo (2012) and Godzilla (2014). In 2019, he starred with Kevin Hart in the box office hit The Upside (2017).Episode: Ozymandias
Event in Story: Walter tells the truth about Hank and his feelings about Skyler during an intense phone call
Song: My Emmy (The Phone Call Song)
(Skyler:) "Walt, tell me what happened. Where is Hank? Please. We need to know."
(Walter:) Skyler, darling, you’ll never see him again
He crossed me, and bossed me
And now he’s shot through the head
I know that might crush you
But believe me you’d heard worse
I’m sure you cried more at
That guy stealing your purse
Why can’t you do one thing I say
I built up this empire
Now it’s gone away
Family or no
What more do I gotta show
Skyler, baby, you’ll never see him again
As for Holly, I left her with an old man
I know that sounds gross
But I once saw your vagine
You always are whining
About my money that’s mine
Why can’t you do what I expect
This is what comes of your disrespect
Family or no
What more do I gotta show
(Skyler:) "Walt, please come home. Bring Holly back."
(Walter:) "I told you Skyler, I warned you for a solid year. You cross me, there will be consequences."
(Skyler:) "Is having to listen to you sing one of them?"
(Walter:) "Yeah, maybe now you’ll listen. Maybe now you’ll use your damn head."
Skyler, asswipe, you’ll never see him again
You never believed me,
Or grateful for what I did
“Oh no, Walter, you really have to stop.
It’s immoral. Illegal.
Why can’t you start growing crops?”
You always whine about how I make my pay
Just dragging me down while I do everything
And now you tell my son
About what I’ve done (you son of a gun)
(Skyler:) "I’m sorry"
(Walter:) "I need to pick up my Emmy. Bye"(Hangs up)- Actor
- Producer
- Writer
Bryan Lee Cranston was born on March 7, 1956 in Hollywood, California, to Audrey Peggy Sell, a radio actress, and Joe Cranston, an actor and former amateur boxer. His maternal grandparents were German, and his father was of Irish, German, and Austrian-Jewish ancestry. He was raised in the Canoga Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, and also stayed with his grandparents, living on their poultry farm in Yucaipa. Cranston's father walked out on the family when Cranston was eleven, and they did not see each other again until 11 years later, when Cranston and his brother decide to track down their father.
Cranston is known for his roles as Walter White on the AMC crime drama Breaking Bad (2008), Hal on the Fox situation comedy Malcolm in the Middle (2000), and Dr. Tim Whatley on five episodes of the NBC situation comedy Seinfeld (1989). For his role on "Breaking Bad", he won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series four times (2008-2010, 2014), including three consecutive wins. After becoming one of the producers during the series' fourth and fifth seasons, he also won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series twice.
In June 2014, Cranston won the Tony Award for Best Actor in a Play for his portrayal of Lyndon B. Johnson in the play "All the Way" on Broadway. He reprised the role of Lyndon Johnson in the television adaptation All the Way (2016), which earned him widespread praise by critics. For the biographical drama Trumbo (2015), he earned widespread acclaim and was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actor. Cranston also appeared in several acclaimed films, such as Saving Private Ryan (1998), Little Miss Sunshine (2006), Drive (2011), Argo (2012) and Godzilla (2014). In 2019, he starred with Kevin Hart in the box office hit The Upside (2017).Episode: Felina
Event in Story: After Jesse escapes, Walter sings this song that actually played during this scene before dying
Song: Baby Blue
(Walter:) Guess I got what I deserved
Kept you waiting there too long, my love
All that time, without a word
Didn’t know you’d think that I’d forget
And I’d regret
The special love I have for you
My baby blue
All those days became so long
Did you really think I’d do you wrong?
Dixie, when I let you go
Thought you’d realize that I would know
I would show
The special love I have for you
My baby blue
What can I do? What can I say?
Except I want you by my side
How can I show you? Show me the way
Don’t you know the times I’ve tried?
Guess that’s all I have to say
Except the feeling just grows stronger everyday
Just one thing before I go
Take good care, baby, let me know
Let it grow
The special love you have for me
My Jesse dear
(Dies)