Josh Alexander has become the Longest-Reigning Impact Wrestling World Champion of All-Time. He claimed the title on April 23rd 2022, at the Rebellion pay-per-view, defeating Moose. He has now been the World Champion for 257 consecutive days, surpassing Bobby Roode’s 256-day World Championship run that started on October 26th 2011.
With his history-making title reign, Josh Alexander has established himself as one of the best pro wrestlers of all-time. It also marks an amazing, improbable and unexpected journey – from overweight, troubled teenager to the pinnacle of the pro wrestling industry, focused on perfection and nothing less. He even endured a serious neck injury along the way that required two vertebrae be fused together. Alexander, 35, made his pro wrestling debut in 2005 and was signed by Impact in early-2019. He has been the Impact X Division Champion and is a two-time Impact World Tag Team Champion as The North, a team that also was record-setting.
With his history-making title reign, Josh Alexander has established himself as one of the best pro wrestlers of all-time. It also marks an amazing, improbable and unexpected journey – from overweight, troubled teenager to the pinnacle of the pro wrestling industry, focused on perfection and nothing less. He even endured a serious neck injury along the way that required two vertebrae be fused together. Alexander, 35, made his pro wrestling debut in 2005 and was signed by Impact in early-2019. He has been the Impact X Division Champion and is a two-time Impact World Tag Team Champion as The North, a team that also was record-setting.
- 1/5/2023
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, which this week opens with a Before the Impact tag team match that saw Bullet Club’s Ace Austin & Chris Bey defeat Jd Griffey & Exodus. Let’s get into the review…
Match #1: Impact World Tag Team Championship Match – The Kingdom (Matt Taven & Mike Bennett) def. The Good Brothers (Doc Gallows & Karl Anderson The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Matt Taven and Mike Bennett receive their long-awaited Impact World Tag Team Title opportunity as they face off against The Good Brothers to kick off tonight’s loaded episode! Maria Kanellis is banned from ringside per the stipulations of Anderson’s victory over Bennett last week. Taven takes control with a spinning neckbreaker on Anderson. While the referee is occupied with Gallows, Taven delivers an illegal shot to Anderson from the apron. Taven and Bennett continue to punish Anderson with a series of kicks.
Match #1: Impact World Tag Team Championship Match – The Kingdom (Matt Taven & Mike Bennett) def. The Good Brothers (Doc Gallows & Karl Anderson The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Matt Taven and Mike Bennett receive their long-awaited Impact World Tag Team Title opportunity as they face off against The Good Brothers to kick off tonight’s loaded episode! Maria Kanellis is banned from ringside per the stipulations of Anderson’s victory over Bennett last week. Taven takes control with a spinning neckbreaker on Anderson. While the referee is occupied with Gallows, Taven delivers an illegal shot to Anderson from the apron. Taven and Bennett continue to punish Anderson with a series of kicks.
- 9/2/2022
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, which this week opens with a Before the Impact match that saw Bullet Club’s Ace Austin and Hikuleo defeat Johnny Swinger and Zicky Dice. Let’s get into the review…
Match #1: Knockouts World Tag Team Championship – Vxt (Deonna Purrazzo & Chelsea Green) def. Jordynne Grace & Mia Yim The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Vxt defend their newly-won Knockouts World Tag Team Titles against the formidable duo of Knockouts World Champion Jordynne Grace and Mia Yim. Purrazzo takes Grace out at the knees, allowing Green to gain the advantage with a Ddt. Grace fights back into her corner where she makes the tag to Yim. Vxt takes control as they cut off the ring and employ quick tags. Yim avoids an incoming spear, sending Purrazzo crashing into the steel ring post. Yim makes the tag to Grace who hits a big spinebuster on Purrazzo.
Match #1: Knockouts World Tag Team Championship – Vxt (Deonna Purrazzo & Chelsea Green) def. Jordynne Grace & Mia Yim The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Vxt defend their newly-won Knockouts World Tag Team Titles against the formidable duo of Knockouts World Champion Jordynne Grace and Mia Yim. Purrazzo takes Grace out at the knees, allowing Green to gain the advantage with a Ddt. Grace fights back into her corner where she makes the tag to Yim. Vxt takes control as they cut off the ring and employ quick tags. Yim avoids an incoming spear, sending Purrazzo crashing into the steel ring post. Yim makes the tag to Grace who hits a big spinebuster on Purrazzo.
- 8/26/2022
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, which this week opens with a Before the Impact match that saw Savannah Evans defeat Alisha. Let’s get into the review…
Match #1: Deonna Purrazzo def. Rosemary The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Rosemary and Deonna Purrazzo renew their epic singles rivalry as they look to build momentum en route to their Knockouts World Tag Team Title clash at Emergence! Rosemary bites her, then hits a running bulldog out of the corner. Purrazzo targets the left arm of Rosemary to turn the tide. Rosemary locks in the Upside Down but doesn’t get all of it due to her injured arm. Both Knockouts are down following in-sync pump kicks. Purrazzo provokes Jessicka at ringside moments before Rosemary delivers a spear in the middle of the ring. Rosemary has Purrazzo beat but the referee is occupied with Jessicka. Purrazzo rolls...
Match #1: Deonna Purrazzo def. Rosemary The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Rosemary and Deonna Purrazzo renew their epic singles rivalry as they look to build momentum en route to their Knockouts World Tag Team Title clash at Emergence! Rosemary bites her, then hits a running bulldog out of the corner. Purrazzo targets the left arm of Rosemary to turn the tide. Rosemary locks in the Upside Down but doesn’t get all of it due to her injured arm. Both Knockouts are down following in-sync pump kicks. Purrazzo provokes Jessicka at ringside moments before Rosemary delivers a spear in the middle of the ring. Rosemary has Purrazzo beat but the referee is occupied with Jessicka. Purrazzo rolls...
- 8/5/2022
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, which this week opens with a Before the Impact match that saw Bhupinder Gujjar defeat Johnny Swinger. Let’s get into the review…
Match #1: Josh Alexander & Motor City Machine Guns def. Violent By Design The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Just as the bell is about to ring, Eric Young’s music hits and he joins his partners in Violent By Design. Doering and Deaner distract the referee, allowing Young to deliver an illegal shot to Alexander. Vbd target the surgically-repaired neck of Alexander as they cut off the ring and prevent him from making the tag. Alexander attempts to fight free but Doering shuts down his momentum with a running crossbody. Moments later, Alexander makes the tag to Sabin as the pace quickens. Shelley soars with top rope splash to Deaner. The Guns hit Deaner with a dropkick Flatliner combo for two.
Match #1: Josh Alexander & Motor City Machine Guns def. Violent By Design The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Just as the bell is about to ring, Eric Young’s music hits and he joins his partners in Violent By Design. Doering and Deaner distract the referee, allowing Young to deliver an illegal shot to Alexander. Vbd target the surgically-repaired neck of Alexander as they cut off the ring and prevent him from making the tag. Alexander attempts to fight free but Doering shuts down his momentum with a running crossbody. Moments later, Alexander makes the tag to Sabin as the pace quickens. Shelley soars with top rope splash to Deaner. The Guns hit Deaner with a dropkick Flatliner combo for two.
- 7/15/2022
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, which this week opens with a Before the Impact match that saw Decay (Black Taurus & Crazzy Steve) defeat Johnny Swinger & Zicky Dice. Plus we get more build to this year’s Slammiversary pay per view. Let’s get into the review…
Match #1: Rosemary def. Tenille Dashwood The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Tom Hannifan reveals that Rosemary is out here alone tonight as Havok has gone Mia following her loss to Masha Slamovich last week. Rosemary looks to pick up the victory in hopes of moving Decay one step closer towards a Knockouts World Tag Team Title opportunity! Rayne attempts to distract Rosemary before the opening bell but Rosemary sees it coming and quickly goes on the attack. Moments later, Rayne successfully distracts her, allowing Dashwood to take control with a draping neckbreaker. Rosemary locks in Upside Down but...
Match #1: Rosemary def. Tenille Dashwood The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Tom Hannifan reveals that Rosemary is out here alone tonight as Havok has gone Mia following her loss to Masha Slamovich last week. Rosemary looks to pick up the victory in hopes of moving Decay one step closer towards a Knockouts World Tag Team Title opportunity! Rayne attempts to distract Rosemary before the opening bell but Rosemary sees it coming and quickly goes on the attack. Moments later, Rayne successfully distracts her, allowing Dashwood to take control with a draping neckbreaker. Rosemary locks in Upside Down but...
- 6/10/2022
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, which this week opens with a Before the Impact match that saw Crazzy Steve defeat Zicky Dice. With that out of the way let’s get right into the main show…
Match #1: Ultimate X Qualifying Match – Mike Bailey def. Laredo Kid The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
The winner of this match will punch their ticket to Slammiversary where Ace Austin will defend his X-Division Title in the returning Ultimate X match! Bailey avoids a dive from Laredo, then delivers a pump kick on the floor. Laredo turns the tide with a springboard Moonsault to the outside. Laredo plants Bailey on his face, then connects with two springboard Moonsaults in the corner. This time it’s Bailey who soars off the top with a missile dropkick. Bailey hits a twisting Shooting Star for two. Laredo counters Ultimo Weapon into...
Match #1: Ultimate X Qualifying Match – Mike Bailey def. Laredo Kid The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
The winner of this match will punch their ticket to Slammiversary where Ace Austin will defend his X-Division Title in the returning Ultimate X match! Bailey avoids a dive from Laredo, then delivers a pump kick on the floor. Laredo turns the tide with a springboard Moonsault to the outside. Laredo plants Bailey on his face, then connects with two springboard Moonsaults in the corner. This time it’s Bailey who soars off the top with a missile dropkick. Bailey hits a twisting Shooting Star for two. Laredo counters Ultimo Weapon into...
- 5/20/2022
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this weeks review of Impact Wrestling, which this week opens with a Before the Impact match that saw Eddie Edwards defeat Big Kon (formerly of the Ascension). With that out of the way let’s get right into the main show and this review!
Match #1: Masha Slamovich def. Kiah Dream The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
The dominant Masha Slamovich puts both of her hands behind her back, inviting Kiah Dream to give her a free shot. Slamovich quickly gains control with the Burning Hammer. Moments later, Slamovich remains undefeated after hitting the Russian Death Device!
My Score: 1 out of 5 Match #2: Ace Austin def. Blake Christian & Laredo Kid The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
The winner of this match will join Chris Bey, Mike Bailey and Jake Something in a four-way match at No Surrender to determine the #1 contender for the X-Division Championship, currently held by Trey Miguel!
Match #1: Masha Slamovich def. Kiah Dream The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
The dominant Masha Slamovich puts both of her hands behind her back, inviting Kiah Dream to give her a free shot. Slamovich quickly gains control with the Burning Hammer. Moments later, Slamovich remains undefeated after hitting the Russian Death Device!
My Score: 1 out of 5 Match #2: Ace Austin def. Blake Christian & Laredo Kid The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
The winner of this match will join Chris Bey, Mike Bailey and Jake Something in a four-way match at No Surrender to determine the #1 contender for the X-Division Championship, currently held by Trey Miguel!
- 2/18/2022
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this weeks review of Impact Wrestling, which continues the stories and build towards next months Hard to Kill pay per view. This episode was kicked off by a “Before the Impact” match which saw Ace Austin defeat Hernandez. Let’s get to the rest of the card!
Match #1: Josh Alexander def. Rohit Raju The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
With Hard to Kill fast approaching on January 8th “Walking Weapon” Josh Alexander made a statement ahead of his colossal confrontation against Jonah, Alexander overcame injured ribs from Jonah’s brutal attack at Turning Point and interference from Raj Singh at ringside to pick up a decisive victory over the ever-conniving Rohit Raju.
My Score: 3 out of 5 Match #2: Joe Doering and Doc Gallows def. Rich Swann and Willie Mack The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Swann and Willie attempt to use their speed and striking...
Match #1: Josh Alexander def. Rohit Raju The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
With Hard to Kill fast approaching on January 8th “Walking Weapon” Josh Alexander made a statement ahead of his colossal confrontation against Jonah, Alexander overcame injured ribs from Jonah’s brutal attack at Turning Point and interference from Raj Singh at ringside to pick up a decisive victory over the ever-conniving Rohit Raju.
My Score: 3 out of 5 Match #2: Joe Doering and Doc Gallows def. Rich Swann and Willie Mack The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Swann and Willie attempt to use their speed and striking...
- 12/17/2021
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this weeks review of Impact Wrestling which opened with a Before the Impact which saw Lady Frost, now signed officially to Impact, defeat one of the undead bridesmaids, Kimber Lee. With that said let’s get to the main show, whichj once again comes from Las Vegas!
Match #1: Deonna Purrazzo & Matthew Rehwoldt def. Mickie James & Chris Sabin The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Mickie James and Deonna Purrazzo look to build momentum towards their Knockouts World Title rematch at Hard To Kill in this tag team contest! Mickie squares off with Rehwoldt to kick things off as Mickie uses her quickness to gain the advantage. Purrazzo distracts Sabin on the top rope, allowing Rehwoldt to turn the tide. Purrazzo hits Sabin with a clothesline, then takes Mickie off the apron with a second clothesline. Rehwoldt connects with a sitdown powerbomb on Sabin for two. Sabin cuts...
Match #1: Deonna Purrazzo & Matthew Rehwoldt def. Mickie James & Chris Sabin The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Mickie James and Deonna Purrazzo look to build momentum towards their Knockouts World Title rematch at Hard To Kill in this tag team contest! Mickie squares off with Rehwoldt to kick things off as Mickie uses her quickness to gain the advantage. Purrazzo distracts Sabin on the top rope, allowing Rehwoldt to turn the tide. Purrazzo hits Sabin with a clothesline, then takes Mickie off the apron with a second clothesline. Rehwoldt connects with a sitdown powerbomb on Sabin for two. Sabin cuts...
- 12/10/2021
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this weeks review of Impact Wrestling which, after last weeks trip to Wrestlehouse, is back to the normal format… Thankfully (sorry Impact I’m not a fan). With a Before the Impact match that saw Jake Something defeat the Bullet Club’s Hikuleo, lets get into the main show!
Match #1: Chris Sabin def. Matthew Rehwoldt The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Matthew Rehwoldt looks to understand the art of Chris Sabin by going one-on-one with him right here, right now! Deonna Purrazzo joins Matt Striker and D’Lo Brown on commentary as she reveals that she’s going back to her roots as a Fujiwara specialist in order to reclaim the Knockouts World Championship. Sabin hits a top rope crossbody in the early going. Rehwoldt sends Sabin flying from the apron to the floor to swing the momentum in his favor. Rehwoldt hits a pendulum elbow drop for two.
Match #1: Chris Sabin def. Matthew Rehwoldt The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Matthew Rehwoldt looks to understand the art of Chris Sabin by going one-on-one with him right here, right now! Deonna Purrazzo joins Matt Striker and D’Lo Brown on commentary as she reveals that she’s going back to her roots as a Fujiwara specialist in order to reclaim the Knockouts World Championship. Sabin hits a top rope crossbody in the early going. Rehwoldt sends Sabin flying from the apron to the floor to swing the momentum in his favor. Rehwoldt hits a pendulum elbow drop for two.
- 12/3/2021
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Turning Point 2021 special Impact Plus iPPV event. The show opened with a pre-show (which I didn’t catch) featuring FinJuice (David Finlay & Juice Robinson) vs Rohit Raju & Raj Singh, which was won by the former and Jordynne Grace versus Chelsea Green for the new Impact Digital Media Championship, which saw Jordynne Grace retain… Anyway, on with the review!
Match #1: Chris Sabin def. Ace Austin w/ Madman Fulton The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Ace Austin and Chris Sabin meet in a heated rematch to kick off Turning Point on Impact Plus and YouTube for Impact Ultimate Insiders! Fulton pulls Ace to safety in the early going but Sabin makes Ace pay with a vicious punt kick. Sabin hits a top rope crossbody for an early two count. Sabin attempts a springboard but Ace meets him on the second rope and hits a Russian leg sweep.
Match #1: Chris Sabin def. Ace Austin w/ Madman Fulton The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Ace Austin and Chris Sabin meet in a heated rematch to kick off Turning Point on Impact Plus and YouTube for Impact Ultimate Insiders! Fulton pulls Ace to safety in the early going but Sabin makes Ace pay with a vicious punt kick. Sabin hits a top rope crossbody for an early two count. Sabin attempts a springboard but Ace meets him on the second rope and hits a Russian leg sweep.
- 11/22/2021
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this weeks review of Impact Wrestling, which features the Impact in-ring debut of Minoru Suzuki in a six-man tag match main event!
Match #1: X-Division Championship #1 Contenders Match – Laredo Kid def. Rohit Raju, Steve Maclin & Black Taurus The folllowing is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Laredo hits Taurus with a Hurricanrana from the top. Laredo hits a top rope Moonsault, colliding with everyone on the outside. Raj gets involved from ringside, allowing Rohit to take control. Taurus hits Maclin with a pop-up Samoan Drop but Laredo breaks the pin with a springboard Swanton. Moments later, Laredo almost puts Taurus away with a springboard splash. Rohit hits a Flatliner on Laredo for two. Laredo comes back and hits Rohit with a driver for three! After the match, X-Division Champion Trey Miguel comes to the ring and shakes hands with Laredo Kid. Steve Maclin attacks both of them from behind but...
Match #1: X-Division Championship #1 Contenders Match – Laredo Kid def. Rohit Raju, Steve Maclin & Black Taurus The folllowing is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Laredo hits Taurus with a Hurricanrana from the top. Laredo hits a top rope Moonsault, colliding with everyone on the outside. Raj gets involved from ringside, allowing Rohit to take control. Taurus hits Maclin with a pop-up Samoan Drop but Laredo breaks the pin with a springboard Swanton. Moments later, Laredo almost puts Taurus away with a springboard splash. Rohit hits a Flatliner on Laredo for two. Laredo comes back and hits Rohit with a driver for three! After the match, X-Division Champion Trey Miguel comes to the ring and shakes hands with Laredo Kid. Steve Maclin attacks both of them from behind but...
- 11/8/2021
- by Phil Wheat
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a doctor putting his hand on your crotch and telling you to cough. Kafgh!!!! Hey. Supposedly, we got a big tag match for the main event. The teacher with a dynamite ass always says that you should drop your pants if you want me to raise your grade. Well, Mr. Nathan is in the room and last week’s assignment is due now. Does Impact have questions 4 through 10 finished and ready to grade? The last few projects we’ve had like this, Impact got lazy and tried to copy off of the slow kid’s paper. Vince McMahon! Stop chewing your foot! Tony! Why are you sniffing Vince’s ass? Cornette! Stop hitting everybody! Keep your hands to yourself or I’ll send you to detention with Vince Russo! That was...
- 9/20/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Christian Cage returning to Impact and as it’s champion no less. I’m thrilled he’s back. He left because Vince offered him the farm to come back to WWE, but Christian is back and that’s what matters. I’m excited. Let’s rock!
Match #1: Sami Callihan & Chris Sabin def Moose & Ace Austin w/ Madman Fulton The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
These four combatants will compete in a four-way #1 Contenders match this Friday at Emergence on Impact Plus! Sabin pummels Ace with repeated strikes in the corner. Sabin attacks Moose on the apron, but the distraction allows Ace to regain control with a dropkick. Fulton delivers a big boot to Sabin while the referee’s back is turned. Callihan quickens the pace, turning Ace inside out with a clothesline.
Match #1: Sami Callihan & Chris Sabin def Moose & Ace Austin w/ Madman Fulton The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
These four combatants will compete in a four-way #1 Contenders match this Friday at Emergence on Impact Plus! Sabin pummels Ace with repeated strikes in the corner. Sabin attacks Moose on the apron, but the distraction allows Ace to regain control with a dropkick. Fulton delivers a big boot to Sabin while the referee’s back is turned. Callihan quickens the pace, turning Ace inside out with a clothesline.
- 8/23/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and I thought of a better name for Impact…Glory Wrestling Combat. F–k you! It’s good! You’d call it Glory for short and it’d be a great way to remake Impact in the same vein as Pride, Bellator or Pancrase. You already have Bound For Glory, so the biggest show of the year now has a luster to it that it arguably didn’t have before, because it is the only show that has the name of the promotion in it. Shut up! It is so a good idea…or not. Whatever. F–k you. We have…wait…I forgot to write my Slammiversary review. Here’s the score for each match:
Decay (Havok and Rosemary) (with Black Taurus and Crazzy Steve) b. Fire ‘N Flava (Kiera Hogan and Tasha...
Decay (Havok and Rosemary) (with Black Taurus and Crazzy Steve) b. Fire ‘N Flava (Kiera Hogan and Tasha...
- 7/23/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this review of Impact Wrestling’s Against All Odds 2021 event, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have a moose fighting its natural enemy…the f—kin’ Canuck. In this battle for the Impact World Title, hoser shall fight beast in a battle of the best. Canada brings us the super-fight of the year! Shall the Mapled Race keep the gold around the waist of their most fruit-cakish of champions or will the moose, nature’s stupidest creature, attain the glory that it so moosishly seeks? Will this “Cross-Eyed Dip-s—t Of The Forest” topple “The Power-Bottom Prince” himself? Get back, honky cat! Ya bother me! You suck! Big whoop! Wanda fight about it?! I was frozen today! Blow it out your ass! Cheeseburger in paradise! There! I said it! Now I’ll say it twice! Cheeseburger in paradise! There! I’m not a lazy bum like you!
- 6/21/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…my Nana just died. She had cancer and just died this afternoon of it. She was a tough ol broad. She could be real rough around the edges and soft to the touch at the same time. Nana had a hard life and had to raise six kids in the middle of the 20th century. She wasn’t perfect and she wasn’t always nice, but she cared deep down and showed it when it mattered most. She lost her first born (my uncle) a decade or so ago and her fifth born (my Mom) within the past several years. I’m gonna miss her. Nana, I love you. Okay, we’ve got a big main event with Sami Callihan fighting Trey Miguel, so don’t touch my tush.
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- 3/17/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have…oh s—! Gorillas! Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Damn it! I don’t wanna deal with f—kin gorillas! Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Jesus f—. Let’s just get this over with. Gorillas: Ohgh! Ohgh! Ohgh! Me: Shut the f— up!
Match #1: Matt Cardona & Josh Alexander def Ace Austin & Madman Fulton The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Matt Cardona and Josh Alexander join forces for one night only as they look to take out a common enemy. Cardona sends Ace over the top rope to the floor with a clothesline. Alexander does the same to Fulton before lifting Cardona up and over with a crossbody! Ace turns the tide with a top rope leg drop on Alexander. Walking Weapon hits the ropes but Fulton knees him in the back to shut down his momentum.
Match #1: Matt Cardona & Josh Alexander def Ace Austin & Madman Fulton The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Matt Cardona and Josh Alexander join forces for one night only as they look to take out a common enemy. Cardona sends Ace over the top rope to the floor with a clothesline. Alexander does the same to Fulton before lifting Cardona up and over with a crossbody! Ace turns the tide with a top rope leg drop on Alexander. Walking Weapon hits the ropes but Fulton knees him in the back to shut down his momentum.
- 1/28/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s review of Impact Wrestling, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and Warsaw is under attack! Screw this s—! Let’s get the f— out of here! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! Wait…my penis is a Pop Tart. Things are gonna be alright…alright, alright, alright. Would you like some poon tang cookies? We have the fall-out from Hard To Kill which…well, some of it was great…other parts…Karate Man?! What the f—?! Oh…bull-s—! Let’s just get to the wrestling…
Match #1: Eric Young w/ Violent By Design (Deaner & Joe Doering) def Rhino w/ Cousin Jake The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
The war from last Saturday’s Old School Rules match continues tonight as Violent By Design looks to cure the professional wrestling business. Referee Brian Hebner is almost taken out in the early going but the distraction allows Young to...
Match #1: Eric Young w/ Violent By Design (Deaner & Joe Doering) def Rhino w/ Cousin Jake The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
The war from last Saturday’s Old School Rules match continues tonight as Violent By Design looks to cure the professional wrestling business. Referee Brian Hebner is almost taken out in the early going but the distraction allows Young to...
- 1/20/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final show before Hard To Kill gets here on Saturday. I’m looking forward to the show, even if half of it just feels like a weak episode of Impact itself. We’ll get the final card on this show and…what the… Jimmy The Sexy Lion: What’s hap’nin?! I’m Jimmy The Sexy Lion! Let’s f—! Me: Oh no…what the… Montel Williams: I’m Montel and I used to host a talk show, but now I smoke pot and sell blenders. Billy Blanks: Tae-Bo great! Boom! Boom! Schiff! Schiff! Schiff! Hey Montel, let’s have sex with this sexy lion. Jimmy The Sexy Lion: Let’s f—! Montel: Shut the f— up. Billy: Whasda matta? Pot fell in the blender while you smokin...
- 1/14/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the go-home show for Genesis and more build for Hard To Kill. I’m so tired of you. Where’s my money? You got my money? Wh…why don’t you go get my money? Do it! Family Video is going out of business! I’m pissed! Where am I gonna buy used porn now?! You better find out! Don’t make me f— you up! Metallica sucks and this show starts…don’t make me f— you up!
Match #1: Crazzy Steve def Kc Navarro, Blake Christian & Ace Austin w/ Madman Fulton – 4 Way Match The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Just days before the Super X-Cup returns this Saturday at Genesis on Impact Plus, four of its competitors compete in a preview match right here on Impact! where first...
Match #1: Crazzy Steve def Kc Navarro, Blake Christian & Ace Austin w/ Madman Fulton – 4 Way Match The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Just days before the Super X-Cup returns this Saturday at Genesis on Impact Plus, four of its competitors compete in a preview match right here on Impact! where first...
- 1/7/2021
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this review of Final Resolution 2020, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have Little Women…they’re small! Petite as the day is long…Little Women! Bobbos like a bouncy ball…Little Women! I like them ‘cuz they make my crotch feel five miles long…Little Women! That was a proposed theme song for Great Gerwig’s version of Little Women that was never used… I wonder why it was never used? I like it! It’s catchy! Well, we have Rich Swann versus Chris Bey for the Impact World Title, so let’s get down to it.
Match #1: Tommy Dreamer def Larry D – Old School Rules The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Larry’s Xxxl tag partner, Acey Romero, attacks Dreamer from behind. Things are looking bad for Dreamer when John E Bravo makes his way in an attempt to make the save.
Match #1: Tommy Dreamer def Larry D – Old School Rules The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
Larry’s Xxxl tag partner, Acey Romero, attacks Dreamer from behind. Things are looking bad for Dreamer when John E Bravo makes his way in an attempt to make the save.
- 12/21/2020
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and the events of last week’s All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite have led to Kenny Omega appearing on this card as the Aew World Champion. Meanwhile, I shot the sheriff…and that f—— deputy! I’m curious to see how many people watch this on an actual television channel, considering that there is so much momentum and intrigue from the cross-over already. Also, Boba Fett finally beat the s— out people after 42 years of waiting and it was f—— cool! Live long and suck it! Impact starts…Banzaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!
Match #1: Chris Sabin w/ Alex Shelley def Josh Alexander w/ Ethan Page The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
The Motor City Machine Guns’ path to the Tag Team Championships continues as Chris Sabin looks to exact revenge on the man who injured Alex Shelley,...
Match #1: Chris Sabin w/ Alex Shelley def Josh Alexander w/ Ethan Page The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
The Motor City Machine Guns’ path to the Tag Team Championships continues as Chris Sabin looks to exact revenge on the man who injured Alex Shelley,...
- 12/9/2020
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
Welcome to this week’s Impact Wrestling review, right here on Nerdly. I’m Nathan Favel and we have the final match in the run of The Rascalz in Impact Wrestling. The Rascalz get the main event in a tag match with World Champion Rich Swann, who stares at his ass when he pees. I’m excited to see this match, but I don’t care about mountain goats. I’m ready to invent electric gummy pants and this show is on the road…To Rhode Iiiiiiiiiiiisland, Because It’S All There, Black And White, Clear As Crystal! You Stole Fizzy-lifting Drinks And Bumped Into A Ceiling That Now Has To Be Washed And Sterilized, So You Get Nothing! You Lose!!! Good Day, Sir!!!!!!!!! Here comes Impact.
Match #1: Moose def. Willie Mack – No Disqualification Match (Referee Stoppage) The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
At Turning Point, Moose got...
Match #1: Moose def. Willie Mack – No Disqualification Match (Referee Stoppage) The following is courtesy of impactwrestling.com:
At Turning Point, Moose got...
- 11/18/2020
- by Nathan Favel
- Nerdly
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