Poll: Deal the Cards Cry the Losers

Results of 618 votes:

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   Casino Royale (2006)

    

   James Bond: [Bond has just won Dimitrios's car in a game of poker] Oh, and the valet ticket.
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   Goodfellas (1990)

    

   Henry Hill: [narrating] It was revenge for Billy Batts, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. Batts was a made man, and Tommy wasn't. And we had to sit still and …
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   The Sting (1973)

    

   Floyd: Doyle, I KNOW I gave him four THREES. He had to make a SWITCH. We can't let him get away with that. Doyle Lonnegan: What was I supposed to do - call him for cheating better than me, in front o…
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   Maverick (1994)

    

   Maverick: Well, now, I bring all sorts of plusses to the table. I hardly ever bluff and I never ever cheat.
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   Tombstone (1993)

    

   Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky. Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's h…
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   The Cincinnati Kid (1965)

    

   Lancey Howard: [to Cincinnati Kid] You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around, you're only second best.
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   My Little Chickadee (1940)

    

   Cousin Zeb: Uh, is this a game of chance? Cuthbert J. Twillie: Not the way *I* play it, no.
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   Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

    

   Card Player #2: I didn't know you were the Sundance Kid when I said you were cheating. If I draw on you, you'll kill me. Sundance Kid: There's that possibility.
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   The Odd Couple (1968)

    

   Oscar Madison: Never. If she can't call me up once a week to aggravate me, she's not happy. Murray the Cop: Aren't you worried about the kids? Oscar Madison: Murray, the kids are living in their gra…
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    Silent Running (1972)

     

    Robot: Can I get five new cards, all of these are all diamonds.
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    A Big Hand for the Little Lady (1966)

     

    Sparrow the Stagedriver: I wouldn't play poker with Henry Drummond if his back was to a mirror! Even if I had the money!
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    The Lady Eve (1941)

     

    Gerald: D'you want the strippers on the right or the left "Colonel" Harrington: I hardly need them, Gerald. I can take this boy with a deck of visiting cards.
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    Platoon (1986)

     

    Taylor returns to his unit from the hospital and, through a soldier named King (Keith David), gains acceptance from the "heads", a tight-knit group led by Elias that socializes, dances, and …
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    5 Card Stud (1968)

     

    Van Morgan: If I'm not back by dark, will you flip that last chair up? Mama Malone: What if you do get back? Van Morgan: Well, I'll just sit down and play me some cards - for money. Mama Malone: Ab…
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    His Girl Friday (1940)

     

    Hildy Johnson: If you think you've got The Morning Post licked it's time for you to get out of town. Fred, the Mayor: Whistling in the dark. Well that isn't going to help you this time. You're throug…
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    El Dorado (1966)

     

    Sheriff J. P. Harrah: He went out that door! Cole: Well you oughta know! You missed him!
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    My Darling Clementine (1946)

     

    Wyatt Earp: Sure is a hard town for a fella to have a quiet game o' poker in.
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    Destry Rides Again (1939)

     

    [Boris has bet and lost his pants in game of poker] Boris: Frenchy, think of my position. I've met every king in Europe! Frenchy: Now you've met two aces in Bottleneck. Off with your pants.
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    Runner Runner (2013)

     

    Richie Furst his master's degree by referring students to online gambling, for which he receives a cut. After the dean threatens to expel him for these activities, Richie tries to win his tuition usin…
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    Any Which Way You Can (1980)

     

    Wyoming Trooper: Son, you are a walking violation of the laws of nature, but we don't enforce them laws.
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    Wyatt Earp (1994)

     

    Wyatt Earp: You'd be doing me a favor if you called me Wyatt or Earp, but not both.
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    The Wanderers (1979)

     

    Nina: lizes Ritchie and Joey are cheating at strip poker with Despie and herself] Nina: Hey, wait a minute there's something fishy going on here! You know, in a couple minutes we're going to be naked…
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    Some Came Running (1958)

     

    Gambler Bama Dillert befriends alcoholic writer Dave Hirsch who returns to his Indiana home town seeking...something.
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    Little Big Man (1970)

     

    Jack Crabb: Might I ask who I are addressin'? Wild Bill Hickock: Name's Hickok. Wild Bill Hickok. Jack Crabb: Oh, uh, pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Hickok.
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    A Slight Case of Murder (1938)

     

    Remy Marco: Come on in, honey, into the music room. Nora Marco: Music room? Up to now this has always been the slot machine room. Remy Marco: Well, that's all going to be changing now. We got to sta…
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    Wild Rovers (1971)

     

    Ross Bodine: You show me an old cowboy, a young cowboy or an in between cowboy with more than a few dollars in his poke and I'll show a cowboy that stopped being a cowboy and robbed banks.
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    San Francisco (1936)

     

    Blackie Norton: Well sister, what's your racket? Mary Blake: I'm a singer! Blackie Norton: Let's see your legs! Mary Blake: I said, I'm a singer! Blackie Norton: Alright, let's see your legs!
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    Torrid Zone (1940)

     

    Lee Donley: [to Nick] I don't want to put you out. I'll take in washing for my room and board. Wally Davis: [slightly laciviously] Well, I got a couple of buttons that could stand sewing. Lee Donley…
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    The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972)

     

    Nick the Grub (Jackson gang: [Bean has shot Bad Bob from ambush with a buffalo rifle] Damn, Judge! You shot him in the back! Whorehouse Lucky Jim (Jackson gang: Appears like he shot him in the back a…
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    The Plainsman (1936)

     

    John Lattimer: I'm not armed, Mr. Hickok, I'm not armed! Wild Bill Hickok: I'll give you three minutes to fix that. I'll be waiting outside. John Lattimer: I'm just leaving town. Wild Bill Hickok: …
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    The Rounders (1965)

     

    If they didn't have hard luck, they'ed have no luck at all.
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    The Glass Key (1942)

     

    Paul Madvig: I'm going to society. He's practically given me the key to his house. Ed Beaumont: Yeah, a glass key. Be sure it doesn't break in your hand.
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    The Outlaw (1943)

     

    Doc Holliday: Well, Billy, I guess this is it. Men are pretty much like children after all. Have you ever seen two kids wrestling in the yard? They push and they tussle and maybe they look like they'r…
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    Any Number Can Play (1949)

     

    Jim Kurstyn: What if I quit? Charley Enley Kyng: That'd make you a smarter gambler than I think you are.
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    The Showdown (1940)

     

    Hopalong Cassidy gives a European Baron a lesson in how poker is played on the Bar-20 Ranch.