Poll: You [insert insult here]...

Results of 275 votes:

1. 1.
   

   R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket (1987)

    

   "You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human ******* beings. You are nothing but unorganized grab-****** pieces of amphibian ****!"
2. 2.
   

   J.K. Simmons and Miles Teller in Whiplash (2014)

    

   "You are a worthless, friendless, ******-lipped little piece of **** whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn't Eugene O'Neill, and who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drum s…
3. 3.
   

   Vincent D'Onofrio and R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket (1987)

    

   "You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"
4. 4.
   

   Charles Dance and Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones (2011)

    

   "You are an ill-made, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust, and low cunning."
5. 5.
   

   Ralph Fiennes in In Bruges (2008)

    

   "You're a ****. You're a **** now, and you've always been a ****. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger ****. Maybe have some more **** kids."
6. 6.
   

   Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

    

   "You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, ****-face, ********, *******."
7. 7.
   

   "Exorcist" Linda Blair 1973 Warner

    

   "Your mother sucks **** in hell, Karras, you faithless slime!"
8. 8.
   

   Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood (2007)

    

   "You're just the afterbirth, Eli. You slithered out of your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece."
9. 9.
   

   Denzel Washington in Training Day (2001)

    

   "You disloyal, fool-***, *****-made punk."
10. 10.
    

    Joe Pesci in Casino (1995)

     

    "You ****-kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' mother****** you."
11. 11.
    

    Miguel Ferrer and Michael Ontkean in Twin Peaks (1990)

     

    "You might practice walking without dragging your knuckles on the floor."
12. 12.
    

    Carrie Fisher in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

     

    "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!"
13. 13.
    

    Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, and Ed Helms in The Hangover (2009)

     

    "You are literally too stupid to insult."
14. 14.
    

    Tim Allen in Toy Story (1995)

     

    "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."
15. 15.
    

    Tom Felton, Emma Watson, Jamie Waylett, and Bronson Webb in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

     

    "You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!"
16. 16.
    

    John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

     

    "You empty-headed animal food trough wiper!"
17. 17.
    

    Brad Pitt in Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019)

     

    "You’re a little man with a big mouth and a big chip and I think you should be embarrassed to suggest you'd be anything more than a stain on the seat of Cassius clay’s trunks."
18. 18.
    

    Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator (1987)

     

    "You're one ugly mother******."
19. 19.
    

    Tony Cox in Bad Santa (2003)

     

    "You're an emotional ******* cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single ******* thing about you is ugly."
20. 20.
    

    George Clooney, John Turturro, and Tim Blake Nelson in O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

     

    "You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!"
21. 21.
    

    Eli Wallach in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

     

    "You know what you are? Just a damned son of a *****."
22. 22.
    

    Angela Goethals in Home Alone (1990)

     

    "You're what the French call, 'Les Incompetents'."
23. 23.
    

    Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club (1985)

     

    "You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie."
24. 24.
    

    Patrick Renna in The Sandlot (1993)

     

    "You play baseball like a girl!"
25. 25.
    

    Steve Martin in Three Amigos! (1986)

     

    "You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!"
26. 26.
    

    James Cagney in Taxi (1931)

     

    "Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat or I'll give it to you through the door!"
27. 27.
    

    Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, and Miriam Hopkins in Virginia City (1940)

     

    "You dirty rat."
28. 28.
    

    Steve Carell and Channing Tatum in Foxcatcher (2014)

     

    "You ungrateful ape."
29. 29.
    

    Jack Haley in The Wizard of Oz (1939)

     

    "You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caligenous junk!"
30. 30.
    

    Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

     

    "You're a ******* secretary. **** you. That's my message to ya: **** you and kiss my ***."