Poll: Honest Movie Titles

Results of 6,008 votes:

1. 1.
   

   The Dark Knight (2008)

    

   The Joker
2. 2.
   

   Robby Benson, Angela Lansbury, Jerry Orbach, David Ogden Stiers, Paige O'Hara, Bradley Pierce, and Kimmy Robertson in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

    

   Stockholm Syndrome
3. 3.
   

   Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington in Avatar (2009)

    

   Pocahontas in Space
4. 4.
   

   Furious 6 (2013)

    

   Twilight for Men
5. 5.
   

   Ian McKellen, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Evan Peters, and Jennifer Lawrence in X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

    

   X-Men: Fixing Past Mistakes
6. 6.
   

   #29

    

   How to Ruin Star Wars - Episode I
7. 7.
   

   Matthew Broderick, James Earl Jones, Nathan Lane, Robert Guillaume, Moira Kelly, and Ernie Sabella in The Lion King (1994)

    

   Hamlet with Animals
8. 8.
   

   Gravity (2013)

    

   IMAX Porn
9. 9.
   

   Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves (1990)

    

   White Man: The Superior Indian
10. 10.
    

    Jurassic Park (1993)

     

    Mostly Cretaceous Park
11. 11.
    

    Jemima West, Kevin Zegers, Robert Sheehan, Jamie Campbell Bower, and Lily Collins in The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)

     

    Buffy Potter and the Divergent Olympians: Chapter Five - The Twilight Hunger
12. 12.
    

    Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)

     

    Fifty Scenes of Sex
13. 13.
    

    Colin Firth in The King's Speech (2010)

     

    B-B-British B-B-Bromance
14. 14.
    

    Chris Evans in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

     

    Captain America: He's Cool Now
15. 15.
    

    Julie Kavner and Dan Castellaneta in The Simpsons Movie (2007)

     

    The Extra Long Simpsons Episode
16. 16.
    

    Sandra Bullock and Quinton Aaron in The Blind Side (2009)

     

    White Guilt
17. 17.
    

    Tom Hanks, Joan Cusack, Tim Allen, John Ratzenberger, Wallace Shawn, Jodi Benson, Blake Clark, Estelle Harris, Jeff Pidgeon, Don Rickles, and Frank Welker in Toy Story 3 (2010)

     

    Cry Like a Baby 3
18. 18.
    

    Jesse Eisenberg in The Social Network (2010)

     

    Punk Genius Traitor Billionaire
19. 19.
    

    Danny Elfman, Catherine O'Hara, and Chris Sarandon in The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

     

    Henry Selick's The Nightmare Before Christmas
20. 20.
    

    Forest Whitaker in The Butler (2013)

     

    Oscar Bait
21. 21.
    

    William Fichtner, Will Arnett, Noel Fisher, Jeremy Howard, Johnny Knoxville, Megan Fox, Alan Ritchson, and Pete Ploszek in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

     

    Corporate Cash-Grab CGI Reboot
22. 22.
    

    Nick Frost, Simon Pegg, and Seth Rogen in Paul (2011)

     

    Angry Atheist Film Disguised as a Buddy Sci-Fi Comedy
23. 23.
    

    The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

     

    Yet Another Spider-Man
24. 24.
    

    Primer (2004)

     

    Time Travel Done Right
25. 25.
    

    #12

     

    The Hobbit: The Elongated Appendices
26. 26.
    

    Benedict Cumberbatch in Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

     

    Worst Wrath of Khan Ever
27. 27.
    

    Jeff Bridges and Ryan Reynolds in R.I.P.D. (2013)

     

    M.I.B. with Ghosts
28. 28.
    

    Sam Rockwell in Moon (2009)

     

    Me, Myself and I
29. 29.
    

    Anthony Hopkins, Natalie Portman, Christopher Eccleston, Tadanobu Asano, Idris Elba, Ray Stevenson, Tom Hiddleston, Zachary Levi, Chris Hemsworth, and Jaimie Alexander in Thor: The Dark World (2013)

     

    The Obligatory Marvel Movie
30. 30.
    

    Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in Twilight (2008)

     

    Raging Hormones
31. 31.
    

    Sleeping Beauty (1959)

     

    Weirdest Birthday Ever
32. 32.
    

    Julia Roberts, Shirley MacLaine, Kathy Bates, Patrick Dempsey, Hector Elizondo, Queen Latifah, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Ashton Kutcher, Bradley Cooper, Eric Dane, Topher Grace, George Lopez, Emma Roberts, Taylor Lautner, Bryce Robinson, and Taylor Swift in Valentine's Day (2010)

     

    American Love Actually
33. 33.
    

    #20

     

    Star Trek V: Shatner's Inflated Ego
34. 34.
    

    Zach Braff, Joey King, and Pierce Gagnon in Wish I Was Here (2014)

     

    The Zach Braff Kickstarter Movie
35. 35.
    

    #35

     

    The Worst of Sports Movies