Poll: What are you doing?

Results of 4,549 votes:

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   American Beauty (1999)

    

   What are you doing? Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!
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   2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

    

   Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? Dave: ...*heavy breathing* ...
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   The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

    

   What are you up to? Sneaking off are we? Gollum: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat hobbit is always so polite. Smeagol shows them secret ways that nobody else could find. And they say sneak! Sneak? Very nice fr…
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   Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

    

   What are you doing? You've burned the food, the shade. The rum. Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
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   Liar Liar (1997)

    

   What the hell are you doing? Fletcher Reede: I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?
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   Pitch Perfect (2012)

    

   What are you doing? Fat Amy: Horizontal Running
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   Forrest Gump (1994)

    

   Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here? Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
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   Shaun of the Dead (2004)

    

   Christ! What the hell do you think you're doing? Ed: Chill out. Everyone's all right. (Pull's the car over after doing a couple of 360's)
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   The Virgin Suicides (1999)

    

   What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets. Cecilia: Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-year-old girl.
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    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)

     

    Turkle what the *beep* you doing in here? Orderly Turkle: I'm doin' the same *beeping* thing your doin'- hidin'!
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    Snatch (2000)

     

    So, what you doin' here? Jewish Boy: ts] It's a free country, ain't it?
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    Blue Valentine (2010)

     

    What are you doing? Cindy: What does it look like I'm doing?
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    The Bucket List (2007)

     

    What are you doing here? Carter Chambers: Fighting for my life. You?
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    Psycho (1960)

     

    Norman! What do you think you're doing? Don't you touch me, don't! NORMAN! Put me down, put me down, I can walk on my own... Norman: I'll carry you, mother.
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    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

     

    Potter, what are you doing wandering the corridors at night? Harry: Nothing... I was sleepwalking.
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    Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

     

    Excuse me... excuse me... what are you doing? [biker punts Baxter over bridge] Angry Biker: That's how I roll.
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    Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

     

    What you been doing with your life? Marty: Uh... Professional Killer
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    Miller's Crossing (1990)

     

    What you doing? Tom Reagan: Walking... In the rain
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    The Fugitive (1993)

     

    Newman, what are you doing? Newman: I'm thinking.
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    X2 (2003)

     

    What are you doing? Magneto: Ah, there it is... [He lifts his hand, and Laurio lifts into the air] too much iron in your blood!
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    Happy Feet (2006)

     

    Whatcha doin' there, boy? Baby Mumble: (tap dancing) I'm happy, Pa! Whatcha doin' with your feet? Baby Mumble: (looks down) They're happy, too!
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    Real Genius (1985)

     

    What are you doing? Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"
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    A Cinderella Story (2004)

     

    Austin? What are you doing? Austin: Something I should have done a long time ago.
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    Gerry (2002)

     

    What are you doing on that rock? Gerry: Looking for you.