X-Men: The Animated Series (1992)
Wolverine: His short temper and the knives protruding from his hands make him ill-suited for watching children. Also, can you see him putting them to bed? "Listen bub, it's time to go to sleep!"
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Poll: Worst Superhero Babysitter
They are great at fighting crime, but would you trust them with your children? Who would be the worst babysitter?
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Steve Blum and Fred Tatasciore in Wolverine and the X-Men (2008)
The Incredible Hulk: The fact that he is a giant green monster that likes to smash things when he gets mad might make changing diapers difficult. Also, do you really want someone without a shirt watching your kids? -
Nolan North in Wolverine and the X-Men (2008)
Cyclops: He is the last person I would want to keep an eye on my kids, considering if he actually looks at them he blows them up! What if he picks one up and they accidentally pull off his glasses?! -
Steve Blum and Kieren van den Blink in Wolverine and the X-Men (2008)
Rogue: She literally cannot touch the kids without nearly killing them... -
Phil LaMarr in Wolverine and the X-Men (2008)
Gambit: You don't want to expose your kids to gambling now do you? -
Chris Evans in Fantastic Four (2005)
The Human Torch: If he says flame on at the wrong time you have a Kentucky Fried Kid. -
Michael Chiklis in Fantastic Four (2005)
The Thing: He is pretty scary to look at and he walks around in a blue speedo. -
Tara Strong, Scott Menville, Hynden Walch, Greg Cipes, and Khary Payton in Teen Titans (2003)
Raven (on left): She is emo, moody, and a half demon. -
Maria Canals-Barrera in Justice League (2001)
Hawkgirl: Don't trust your bird with a hawk, and don't trust your kid with a Hawkgirl. -
Shelley Fabares and Carl Lumbly in Justice League (2001)
The Martian Man Hunter: I think the name alone is just a turn off. -
Jackie Earle Haley in Watchmen (2009)
Rorschach: He is nuttier than squirrel poo. -
Jessica Alba and Ioan Gruffudd in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
The Invisible Woman: She is never there when you need her! -
Iron Man (2008)
Iron Man: Absent minded, narcissistic, and self-centered. Also, sometimes missiles blow up his house. -
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The Ninja Turtles: They leave weapons laying around everywhere, they are technically teenagers and immature, and they would only feed the kid pizza. -
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Spawn: Sometimes sharp things shoot out of his body. He got his powers from Hell. Sort of used to be a hit man...
