Poll: Roundup the Funny Suspects

Results of 1,175 votes:

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   Snatch (2000)

    

   Customs official: Anything to declare? Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.
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   The Big Lebowski (1998)

    

   The Dude: Yeah, well. The Dude abides. The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners…
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   A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

    

   Wendy: Well, *thank* you for popping in and protecting us. Otto: If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking *German!* Singing "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles..."
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   Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

    

   Eddie: They're armed. Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with?…
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   Some Like It Hot (1959)

    

   Joe: We didn't see anything! Jerry: We didn't hear anything either!
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   Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

    

   Perry: You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
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   The Ladykillers (1955)

    

   Professor Marcus: One-Round, there is a wheelbarrow outside, could you fetch it? The Major has a train to catch.
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   Burn After Reading (2008)

    

   Osbourne Cox: If you ever carried out your proposed threat you would experience such a *beep* of consequences my friend your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your Schwinn …
9. 9.
   

   Guys and Dolls (1955)

    

   Big Jule: If it gets around in Chicago that I went to a prayer meeting, no decent person will talk to me!
10. 10.
    

    Flickering Lights (2000)

     

    Stefan: Whose blood is it? Peter: Oh, just some customers'.
11. 11.
    

    Get Shorty (1995)

     

    Chili Palmer: That was "Rio Bravo." Robert Mitchum played the drunk in "El Dorado." Dean Martin played the drunk in "Rio Bravo." Basically, it was the same part. Now John…
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    The Italian Job (1969)

     

    Keats: They say he's going to do a job in Italy. Mr. Bridger: Well, I hope he likes spaghetti. They serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons.
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    Stand Up Guys (2012)

     

    Doc: [stealing a gangster's car] This is not a good idea, Val. Val: Yeah, well, my life is full of not good ideas.
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    Robin and the 7 Hoods (1964)

     

    Robbo: You look like the day they fixed the electricity at the death house.
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    Prizzi's Honor (1985)

     

    Irene Walker: Charley, I've been doin' three to four hits a year for the past couple of years, most at full pay. Charley Partanna: That many? Irene Walker: Well, it's not many when you consider the …
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    Foxy Brown (1974)

     

    Bobbie: Listen skinny, before you start talking tough, I'd better warn you I've got a black belt in karate. So why don't you get out of here quietly, while you still got some teeth left in that ugly f…
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    Kiss Me Kate (1953)

     

    Bianca: [after Fred Graham kisses her to shut her up] I was just saying "Thank you"! Slug: How do you suppose she says "You're welcome"?
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    Broadway Danny Rose (1984)

     

    Tina Vitale: [lost in New Jersey] Hey, wait a minute! I know where we are. These are the flatlands. My husband's friends used to dump bodies here. Danny Rose: Great. I'm sure you can show me all the …
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    Bullets Over Broadway (1994)

     

    Nick: Let's avoid confusion. She'll get some lines, or I'll nail your knee caps to the floor.
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    Who Done It? (1942)

     

    Chick Larkin: [talking about Juliet Collins] She's only got a couple of buck teeth. Mervin Q. Milgrim: Why do I care what she paid for them?
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    Beat the Devil (1953)

     

    Ahmed: Your demands are very great, under the circumstances. Billy Dannreuther: Why shouldn't they be? Fat Gut's my best friend, and I will not betray him cheaply.
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    Pocketful of Miracles (1961)

     

    Joy Boy: What's with her? Dave the Dude: Aah, she just wants a bunch of kids. Joy Boy: Kids? Aw, they're mean when they get on that kick.
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    Ball of Fire (1941)

     

    Joe Lilac: [as the professors draw guns on Joe and his men] What is this? Prof. Oddly: I believe... I think it is known as an "up-stick".
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    Wonder Man (1945)

     

    Edwin: I don't want to go to Brooklyn. You can't make me. I don't *want* to go to Brooklyn. Bus Driver: None of us want to, bud, but we all gotta go sooner or later.
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    Lady for a Day (1933)

     

    Happy McGuire: That should be a cinch. Butler: I beg your pardon, Sir. Happy McGuire: I said that should be a leadpipe cinch! Butler: If I had choice of weapons with you, Sir, I'd choose grammar!
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    Miracles: The Canton Godfather (1989)

     

    Jackie becomes the head of a gang through the purchase of some lucky roses from an old lady.
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    A Slight Case of Murder (1938)

     

    Remy Marco: Sure, I'm legit. I'm in favor of law and order. But you don't have to have it right in your own house, do you?
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    All Through the Night (1942)

     

    Sunshine: Shut up, the guy's dead. Barney: Well, I'm reasonably sorry.
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    The Lemon Drop Kid (1951)

     

    Sidney Melbourne: Santy Claus don't drink. Gloomy Willie: Oh, no? Well, how come he's always falling down chimleys?
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    Sweet and Lowdown (1999)

     

    Blanche: Do you get a bigger kick doing this, or stealing small objects?
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    Little Miss Marker (1934)

     

    Sorrowful 'Sir Sorry' Jones: All right, take his marker. A little doll like this is worth twenty bucks any way you look at it. Regret: Yeah, she ought to melt down for that much.
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    Money from Home (1953)

     

    Virgil: Me and my big mouth. I'd get rid of it, except it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.
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    Brother Orchid (1940)

     

    Flo Addams: That's Clarence makin' birdcalls. He's awful good. Clarence P. Fletcher: [makes a hooting sound] Flo Addams: Want him to impersonate a robin? Little Johnny Sarto: What'll he do? Eat a w…
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    It Ain't Hay (1943)

     

    Umbrella Sam: [when asked why he always carries his umbrella, rain or shine] How should I know... I'm a Damon Runyon character!
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    The Whole Town's Talking (1935)

     

    Arthur Ferguson Jones: You know something, a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.