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Poll: Best of C.D. Bales's Joking Insults Better Than "Big Nose"?

A poll by yrnej
In Roxanne (1987), a modern update of Cyrano de Bergerac (1950), a drunk calls C. D. Bales (Steve Martin) "big nose" and C.D. responds by coming up with 25 joking insults that are more clever. Which is your favorite?

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Results of 337 votes:

  1. 1.

    Obvious Child (2014)

     
    Obvious: 'Scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
  2. 2.

    Tillie's Punctured Romance (1914)

     
    Punctual: All right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late!
  3. 3.

    Dirty Dancing (1987)

     
    Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
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