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- Stan and Francine are left behind after the Rapture, and wind up playing critical roles in Jesus Christ's war against the Antichrist.
- Stan gets obsessed with a mysterious 1960s television show after picking up a secondhand TV. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.
- Stan journeys through a post apocalyptic world in search for his family.
- Stan and Steve accidentally shoot and kill Santa Claus, but he is brought back to life by his elves and is hell-bent on getting revenge against the entire Smith family.
- In a James Bond parody, Stan Smith plays a secret agent trying to stop a fiendish plot for world domination by Tearjerker, played by Roger the Alien.
- Jeff finds himself surrounded by aliens on a ship traveling in space.
- Francine discovers that every one of their family vacations have been artificially experienced in tanks filled with green goo. This makes her very angry and she demands a real vacation. When they finally go on a real vacation Francine thinks this vacation must be fake too since it seems too good to be true. She therefore causes the family to suffer the consequences. Simultaneously, Roger attempts to become the greatest actor who ever lived.
- Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett turns out to be an atheist.
- Stan takes Steve to a Vietnam War reenactment before Steve sings the National Anthem to a veteran's group, but the experience changes Steve in ways that Stan never anticipated.
- When the Smiths decide to stay home during a hurricane that hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls, they must fight tooth and nail to survive.
- Roger feels humiliated after the Smiths roast him for his birthday, so he sets out to kill the family.
- Steve and Snot alter their futures and throw a party for the uncool kids, meanwhile Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.
- When a tumor takes Roger out of commission, Stan must take over his different personas; Principal Lewis pressures Steve and the school choir to win by any means necessary.
- Roger's past comes back to haunt him as American Dad becomes the 25th scripted primetime show in the history of television to reach 300 episodes.
- Stan becomes addicted to crack, mistakenly thinking that it is cold medicine.
- Hayley uses Steve's talent for creating fake IDs to start a business, but they're forced to deal with another fake ID kingpin in Langley Falls: Roger.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.9 (919)TV EpisodeStan goes to the past to keep Jane Fonda from ruining Christmas, but he winds up creating an alternate future where the United States has been taken over by the Soviet Union.
- Roger discovers that one of his personas has taken on a life of his own. Back at home, the Smith family becomes addicted to the 1970s electronic game "Simon."
- When Roger finds out that Hayley's boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across the country.
- Stan dies while trying to get the perfect Christmas tree. After he dies, he petitions for a second chance at life, which leads to a trial where he must prove that he deserves it.
- 2005– 28mTV-147.8 (962)TV EpisodeStan becomes so obsessed with his own physical appearance after his son starts dating a "fat chick" that he becomes anorexic.
- While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War.
- With Francine gone to visit her parents, Roger holds a Spring Break blowout at the Smith house. During the festivities, Stan falls for a "Spring Break Buddy" and Steve is on the verge of losing his virginity.
- Stan and Francine are upset when Steve reaches puberty. However, Francine wants him to stay young, and Stan wants him to skip puberty and go straight to 21. And both of them use top-secret CIA technology to make sure it happens.
- Steve convinces Roger to redeem his most hated and disgusting persona, Ricky Spanish, while Stan and Francine get a visit from the Nigerian boy they once sponsored.
- Stan creates the avatar of a sexy high school girl so that he can participate more in Steve's life, and Roger gets revenge on a group of fraternity brothers who stiffed him on a limo ride.
- Stan is excommunicated from the church, but he finds a way to get back in when he discovers that Haley and Jeff's newly adopted son is actually the Antichrist.
- The Smiths take a family vacation to a medieval-style theme park where they're taken prisoner when the frozen head of the park is accidentally thawed.
- Stan becomes addicted to masturbation, and when he is caught by his son, he blames it on television and declares war on TV.
- Stan's boss begins dating Hayley.
- After embarrassing his boss at an award ceremony, Stan and his family are transfered to Somalia . At first hesitant, Stan quickly begins to enjoy the fascist ways of the country and even goes as far as getting a second wife after Francine refuses to do work until Stan asks for his old job back. While outside of the house, Steve learns that boys his age are considered men in the new country & Haley falls in love with a terrorist.
- Cultures continue to clash, and the entire Smith family is arrested by the Vice and Virtue Police and sentenced to death by stoning.
- Steve's friend Barry turns evil after skipping his meds, and schemes to replace Steve in Stan's life.
- Stan becomes a street car racer to satisfy Francine's need for adventure and excitement, and Jeff becomes an online gamer with Steve and his friends after Hayley breaks up with him
- Stan doesn't realize until it's too late that he's befriended a group of gay Republican men.
- A court-imposed sentence forces Stan to perform community service as a meter maid, which provides him with an opportunity to provide Francine with the home of her dreams.
- Roger tries to sabotage Stan's CIA telethon because Stan didn't give him credit for coming up with the idea.
- Roger helps Stan enter Francine's dreams.
- Roger gets a job at the CIA when he poses as a photographer who got pictures of an alien. Steve and Hayley discover that their mom is prejudiced against left-handed people.
- While out tasting wines, drunken Roger kisses Francine, who decides to tell Stan about the incident.
- While on vacation, Bullock gives Stan an assignment, Haley and Jeff try to rekindle their dead sex life, Roger poses as an elderly female widow, and Steve goes on a mission to find nudity.
- Stan and Roger travel to the North Pole to rescue Steve from an infamous Christmas demon.
- When Roger wakes up from a coma after a car accident, he has the ability to see into the future.
- Stan and Roger become best friends in Atlantic City, taking their friendship to a whole new, unexpected level, when Roger absorbs all of Stan's memories. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve conspire to break up a good-looking couple so that they can date the two.
- Stan enlists his contacts at the CIA to help make Francine's birthday wish come true - to destroy George Clooney.
- Stan and Steve try to turn an African refugee camp into a fun summer camp, but get attacked by a group of rebels. Back at home, Roger and Francine pose as a college professor and his wife.
- CIA director Bullock accidentally kills one of Francine's friends while on a blind date. But Stan is forced to frame Francine for the crime so that he doesn't have to hear her say "I told you so."
- After one of the wives of Stan's CIA coworkers tells Francine that her husband is missing, Francine tries to persuade Stan to be more open with her. He responds by telling her that he killed the husband.
- Steve gets revenge on the popular kids at his school after they smear his girlfriend who was running for class president. But he later learns that somebody else was responsible for the attacks, and the popular kids want revenge.
- Francine is upset when she finds out that Stan has a backup wife in place just in case she dies, so she decides to find a backup of her own; Wheels and the Legman investigate the case of Hayley's missing iPod Shuffle.
- After Stan's plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he's given a magical opportunity to make things right.
- 2005– 21mTV-147.6 (349)TV EpisodeStan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument.
- Stan gets Roger to pose as a Caribbean island dictator to get a treaty signed and so that he can get a helicopter, but Roger has other plans after he figures out that Stan is using him.
- When Stan learns that Hayley has run off with Jeff and plans to elope, he offers a reward to the person who can stop them.
- Stan and Francine make friends with a younger couple, but they can't keep up with their very active lifestyle. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger try to get a product refund over the telephone.
- Stan resorts to extreme and cruel measures to humiliate Steve and maintain his alpha-male status in the house, and Hayley and Jeff turn to Principal Lewis for marriage counseling.
- Stan has a clone of Steve created so that he can have a competition with Francine to see who can raise him better. Meanwhile, Roger travels to Thailand to find Hayley and Jeff, and to get the reward money.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.6 (785)TV EpisodeStan's plan to out-do the neighbor's fancy haunted house backfires when Roger releases the serial killers he was borrowing from the CIA. Meanwhile, Steve faces Toshi's revenge when he takes a liking to his sister Akiko.
- Stan serves as jury foreman for the trial of one of Roger's personae, and he is hell-bent on making sure the jury finds him guilty.
- Roger studies crime scene photography while Stan bullies Steve to toughen him up.
- An old man puts a hex on Stan that causes him to age prematurely, while Roger deliberately misleads Francine in order to get her to go along on a strange mission.
- Stan and Francine try to live a month on a minimum wage salary to prove a point to Haley and Jeff, while Roger and Steve try to get their hands on a Ferrari to get back at Klaus.
- Francine poses as a male CIA agent to get into Stan's CIA men's club, and Steve and his friends become members of a 12-person boy band.
- Jeff has escaped from space, or has he?
- Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show.
- Francine hosts a dinner party, even though a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorising the town.
- Traumatized by The Oregon Trail (1971), Roger becomes concerned about outliving the family, so he fakes his death, spoofs Renegade (1992) and traps the family in the game. Klaus opens a convenience store but becomes paranoid about shoplifters.
- Stan panics after discovering that his new neighbors are Iranian-American; Steve finds himself at the mercy of the Scout Rangers.
- When Stan and Roger trade places, Roger gets a job as a car salesman, while Stan ends up in jail.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.5 (844)TV EpisodeStan becomes worried that he is losing his mind-control skills after a smooth-talking car salesman keeps outsmarting him.
- When Stan enters an essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep.
- Stan lies to his family and tells them they're the only survivors of a nuclear attack, instead of admitting that he fell for a CIA drill and losing their trust. Roger sets up a phony wedding so that he can register for a new blender.
- When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground.
- Steve regrets introducing his parents to Barry's; Roger goes blind.
- Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping so that she can prove to Roger that Stan still cares about him. So why won't Stan pay his ransom?
- Stan and Roger go to war with each other after Roger is named president of the neighborhood homeowners association.
- When a rival steals Steve's girlfriend, Steve tries to get revenge by launching a plot to steal his Bar Mitzvah presents.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.5 (679)TV EpisodeThe Smiths' savings are gone, so Stan selfishly takes out a second mortgage and buys a racehorse so that he can save his SUV. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends try to help an obese shut-in to make some money.
- Stan discovers that Roger is one of his all-time heroes: a member of the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team. But when he also discovers that Roger used steroids, he turns to his other hero for advice on how to handle it.
- In an attempt to prove his manhood to Stan, Roger joins the Police Academy. However it's not very long until he becomes a corrupt cop.
- Stan invites his half-Native American brother to his house every Thanksgiving to show off his wealth--until they visit him for Thanksgiving and discover that he's a multi-millionaire.
- Klaus gets one of Roger's alter egos deployed to Iraq so that he can take over as the family therapist, but he winds up doing more harm than good.
- Stan suspects he's not really Hayley's father.
- Roger marries Stan's mom and becomes Stan's new stepfather, and Steve and his friends stumble upon a new "The Fast and the Furious" script.
- When Steve's baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he's not a goody-goody.
- A lunar misstep sends Roger on an unexpected detour to New Mexico.
- Klaus's human body is found, but Stan's lab ruins the body before Klaus can reclaim it. So Klaus gets revenge on Stan by switching bodies with him.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.5 (777)TV EpisodeSteve and Snot create two clones so that they can have a date to a school dance, but things do not go as planned.
- Stan keeps erasing his family's memories, forcing them to redo Father's Day until they get it right.
- After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk
- Roger runs away after he and Stan have an argument. Once the CIA finds out, they organize a search team in order to find him and bring him in for questioning. So now Stan must either kill Roger or choose friendship over his career.
- Stan's efforts to get Hayley to become a gun-lover backfire on him when she accidentally shoots him and turns him into a quadriplegic.
- Francine agrees to be the surrogate mother for their gay neighbors' child. But when the child is born, Stan kidnaps her and plans to take her to Nebraska, where he can legally keep the child away from them.
- When Stan discovers that everyone in the neighborhood hates him, he uses his CIA connections to have them evicted. Roger and Steve discover the perks of working together as scam artists.
- In this spoof of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), Jeff wins a tour through a mysterious weed factory and brings Stan, who can't stand potheads, along.
- Stan's plan to brainwash Hayley and get her married could have disastrous and perhaps deadly consequences for Stan, and Roger and Steve become competing private investigators.
- Stan reveals that he has never killed anyone in the line of duty, so Stan's friends and Roger try to set him up for an easy first kill.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.4 (726)TV EpisodeOfficially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world.
- When Stan finds out that Francine was engaged before they met to a man who disappeared in a plane crash but is still alive, he launches an elaborate plan to find out if she would choose the other man instead of him.
- Roger is heartbroken after he finds out that he's not "The Decider" and actually came to Earth as a crash test dummy, so he takes a job at a hotdog factory.
- Stan's night out of fun with the guys from the agency snowballs into a kidnapping situation, and could possibly end in murder. Meanwhile, Roger doesn't realize that he's been invited to a fraternity "pig party."
- After a series of boring personas, Roger goes to great lengths to prove to Francine he still has "his edge."
- Stan becomes obsessed with the rock band My Morning Jacket and follows them on tour.
- Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic '80s movie.
- In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan begins playing golf with Senator Buckingham. Things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator's daughter to a drug lord, forcing Stan must choose between family and his career.
- Roger helps Stan fulfill his dream of owning a family fun restaurant, but Roger later takes over the project and fires Stan, causing him to create his own rival restaurant.
- Bored and disillusioned with her role as a housewife, Francine decides to take on a new identity. Meanwhile, Steve travels back in time to find a beautiful woman from a Nagel painting.
- Roger reveals his true identity to Jeff, and then tells him he is his imaginary friend to keep the secret. Meanwhile, Steve takes steps to improve the shape of his rear end.
- Francine tries to ensure that Steve beats Toshi's sister Akiko in a spelling bee while Roger and Stan try to help Hayley go through the stages of grief over Jeff's departure.
- A poltergeist visits the Smith family.
- Francine's trouble-making sister, Gwen, comes to live with the family and her arrival dredges up a long-buried secret from Francine's past.
- Haley and Steve join an all girl Rollerblading team, while Stan and Francine get a visit from an all knowing gardener.
- Steve seeks his independence from Francine by becoming an online video cooking sensation.
- Stan is traumatized by a random act of violence and seeks to establish a sense of control by creating a miniature version of Langley Falls.
- 2005– 21mTV-147.4 (624)TV EpisodeSteve narrates his day, in the style of "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly; Roger's basketball playing persona, "Billy Jesusworth" and Stan play against each other in a basketball tournament.
- Stan and Steve enter a father son bowling tournament, while Roger and Hailey try to prove who has the better attention span.
- After disowning Steve for being a geek, Stan must rely on his son's knowledge of science fiction and fantasy to catch a cyber-terrorist.
- Roger is overjoyed to discover that Steve's new book is all about him - until he finds out that it paints him in an unflattering light.
- Francine wants to have another baby, but Stan doesn't want one. Ultimately, he gives in, but for some reason unknown to her, she can't seem to get pregnant.
- Stan hires a family of Mexican illegal aliens to help launch his new teddy bear business, and Roger gets Steve kicked out of his own garage band.
- When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make Steve a man.
- Klaus decides to leave the Smith family following one too many insults.
- Stan gets fed up with Francine's Asian adoptive parents and sets out to find her real parents, and Steve injures himself with fireworks trying to impress a girl.
- An old Soviet rival from Stan's past moves in across the street and tries to turn Steve into a Communist, and Roger and Klaus vacation in Europe.
- Roger, Francine and Jeff start their own murder tour-bus business to show the others that they are capable of making money on their own. Meanwhile, there is a serial killer loose in town.
- Stan, who hates losing, drags the family to his boss' labyrinth inspired in its entirety by Labyrinth (1986) for family game night; Roger gets some geese to fatten them up and turn them into geese liver pate.
- Concerned that Hayley is too soft-hearted, Stan attempts to make her farm tough by turning the house into an urban homestead.
- After Hayley is dumped by Jeff, she starts dating Stan's CIA body double. But when the body double starts making moves on Francine, Stan decides to break them up in his own unique way.
- In an attempt to bond as father and son, Steve and Stan drive to Albuquerque to purchase a door for a DeLorean Stan has been building. Meanwhile Roger Hayley and Francine try to get adventures of there own.
- Stan takes a pill that allows him to stay awake all night and never be tired, so that he can have some personal time. But when Francine finds out, she decides to start taking the pills herself.
- Stan's childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt; Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.
- When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan. There's only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every second of attention he can get. When Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient, he finally gets a place of his own. Stan fears that he will bore Francine into leaving him and cooks up a scheme to bring Roger back to the house and liven things up. Meanwhile at camp, Steve and his pals fall prey to a scheme that doesn't quite have the effect they were hoping for.
- When Hayley rejects Stan's advice, he decides to start a dry-cleaning business run by a bunch of strippers. But when the business fails miserably, he is forced to become a male stripper to make some extra money.
- With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes.
- Roger moves out of his attic after learning of the life debt he got from Stan, but he starts to regret moving out of his home. When Roger tries to move back, he becomes heartbroken that Stan has replaced him with someone else. Roger does something desperate in order to repay Stan, but he gets injured by a polar bear at the zoo. Roger goes to Area 51 so he can get his fanny pack that contains a lubricant to heal Stan. Roger is able to save Stan, but they are chased by Area 51 personnel, the two are able to escape. Stan allows Roger to move back to his house and the two ditch Andy Dick, but he robs a pharmacy after he finds out the drugs he got from Stan are fake. Meanwhile, Steve becomes the new announcer, but he goes crazy with power. Snot is able to get Steve kicked off the morning announcements after he rants about his newfound power. Snot apologizes to Steve for getting him removed, but he forgives his friend. Unfortunately, Snot goes on the same power trip as Steve and he gets kicked off from the announcements. When Barry does the announcements, he starts cussing loudly in front of the student body. Principal Lewis becomes disgusted over the student's actions, but he unknowingly confesses his sins.
- After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan want to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.
- Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.
- Stan is stressed by family life so he decides to buy a hot tub for the backyard, but he becomes obsessed and when the hot tub starts singing and encourages some bad behavior they are all in trouble.
- Stan becomes upset when Francine takes the receptionist job at his CIA office.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.3 (631)TV EpisodeSteve and Roger try to solve a case as the fictional detectives "Wheels and the Legman," but Stan threatens to ruin the whole case by joining the team as their new sidekick.
- While Jeff is away, Roger realizes that he has a crush on Haley. Meanwhile, Stan decides to sell his SUV himself instead of trading it in for lower than his asking price.
- Stan's efforts to teach Steve the value of hard work and earn membership to a country club backfire on him, and Francine tries to come up with the next big catchphrase.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.3 (617)TV EpisodeFrancine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project
- The Smith family crash land at a mysterious island that erases their memories.
- Hayley searches for a runaway Steve so they can go to a Shaggy concert.
- Social Services threatens to take Steve away from the family when someone files a complaint about Steve's chaotic home life.
- Steve is eager to prove that he's no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock, and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip.
- 2005– 21mTV-147.3 (592)TV EpisodeHayley stages Steve's kidnapping in order to gain favor from Roger's new persona--a television news anchor named Genevieve Vavance.
- Stan turns Hayley into a helpless drunk in an effort to help him reach Bullock's inner circle, and Klaus shares German folk tales with Steve and Snot.
- Stan is fired from the CIA due to budget cuts and is forced to work at a grocery store where Steve is the manager, while Roger makes a bargain to win a bet with a coffee shop musician.
- Just as Haley finally gets over Jeff and considers dating a millionaire, Jeff contacts her from space via C.B. radio.
- Greg and Terry choose to adopt a Russian child but after Roger sees the kind of life they are living over there, he gets rid of the real kid and takes the place himself.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.3 (599)TV EpisodeStan grows tired of his daily responsibilities and makes a Christmas wish to swap lives with the free-spirited Principal Lewis.
- Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah'?s Ark.
- Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, but Steve turns out to be the rightful owner of the land, and faces pressure from the family to sell out.
- With the help of Klaus, Steve becomes the star of the high school water polo team. But when Steve takes all the credit for his greatness to impress a girl, Klaus vows revenge.
- Roger uses hypnosis to send Hayley back to six-year-old "Happy Haley," but Jeff and Klaus want the old Haley back. Steve and his friends get a slow cooker to cook some pork.
- Francine helps Greg out with the news and becomes a news anchor. In the meantime Roger, Haley and Steve set out to find a boy pictured in a 1990's board game.
- Stan tries to crack down on whoever did not bring a present to the C.I.A. Christmas party; Steve poses as a boyfriend for several female classmates.
- Stan gets upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Haley and Jeff are trying to have a baby, Steve and Klaus join a drug gang.
- The family gathers to hear the results of Stan's annual physical. The doctor reveals that Stan is not taking care of himself and orders him to live a healthier life. Stan is stubborn, so Roger and Francine conspire to scare Stan with a near death experience. Stan becomes addicted to the near death experience when he watches his life flash before his eyes. Meanwhile, Klaus takes Steve on a tour of a university.
- When Steve starts acting out his sexual energy, Francine asks Stan to give him the talk, but he makes Steve join a creepy father-daughter celibacy club with him instead. Also, the family builds a water slide in the backyard.
- After a fight with his dad, Steve goes to an all-girls boarding school. Roger realizes that Steve has become stuck in his own zany spinoff sitcom. Meanwhile, Stan is annoyed by Steve's British replacement.
- In an attempt to one up is neighbor, Stan runs for deacon of his church.
- After forgetting his anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 24 hours of Francine's memory erased, but a bungling technician erases two decades.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.2 (917)TV EpisodeIn order to gain entry in a women's social club known as the Ladybugs, Francine pretends she is cheating on Stan. After her fellow Ladybugs wish to meet her "boytoy", guilt stricken Francine confesses that she is not having an affair. Now she must either actually cheat on her husband or the Ladybugs will kill her in an attempt to keep their secrets safe.
- In order to help him get a girlfriend, Stan rigs the school election to make Steve class president. Things go awry when the powers of his new position go to his head.
- Hayley takes a job as a stripper after moving into her boyfriend's van and being financially cut off by Stan.
- When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City.
- Roger finds another neighborhood kid to be his best friend, but winds up getting in an abusive relationship. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine become obsessed with saving Mr. Pibb after they find out that it is being discontinued.
- Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark to help Steve overcome his fears. Hayley's friend Danuta becomes romantically interested in Klaus.
- Steve babysits Roger's ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he's ready for the responsibility but fails to follow Roger's Gremlins-like rules for taking care of him.
- When Stan's mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan's umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life.
- When Hayley's car breaks down, it's up to her to get Steve to his P-PSAT test while avoiding a mob of saleswoman who want to kill them, while Stan, Francine, and Roger explore the new downtown.
- The Smiths are angry and jealous when they discover that Roger has been seeing other families behind their backs, and Klaus tries to get the family to go to a Fabulous Thunderbirds concert with him.
- Stan finds a way to get around Langley Falls' ban on trans fats, and Roger poses as Klaus to get his inheritance for him.
- Terry's father, a former star fullback for the Redskins, doesn't know that Terry is gay. So when he visits, Terry says he's living with Francine and that Stan is gay.
- When Steve has the house to himself while the rest of the Smiths are away, he and his friends crash and then lose $50 million military drone that is under the care of his father.
- Stan vows to live out all the teenage pranks he missed with Steve and his friends. But when they are caught, he winds up going to prison.
- Francine lets herself go right before she and Stan renew their vows after she learns that Stan married her for her looks. Stan responds by having his retinas removed so that he doesn't have to look at her.
- Stan takes Steve to Mexico for sex so that he will forget about playing with toys, but they get kidnapped instead. Meanwhile, Roger searches for the perfect wine to go with Francine's steaks.
- Stan gets insanely jealous when Roger picks up on his old crush from CIA boot camp, and Steve discovers that he has a pair of "lucky panties".
- While Stan and Francine try to figure out if Francine is pregnant, Steve tries to become a superhero in a desperate effort to gain his dad's respect, only to have Roger steal the spotlight.
- Stan puts Snot into witness protection so that he will no longer be friends with Steve, and one of Roger's alter-egos begins attacking Jeff.
- Roger's filthy-rich persona is released from prison, but the Smiths become angry when he decides to leave his money to a gold-digger instead of them.
- Secret agent Stan Smtih is assigned another high-stakes mission against Tearjerker and Black Villain.
- 2005– 21mTV-147.2 (200)TV EpisodeSteve and Snot go on a quest together to find a Four Loko beer to get into a party.
- In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a "cool" mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. But when their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at "The Gash" goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls' first Russian Balalaika trio.
- Steve fancies himself and the guys as stars of an independent "coming of age" movie as they join Snot on a cross-country trip to his dad's funeral.
- After killing his 100th victim, Stan develops a persona that does nice things, which the real Stan would never do.
- Stan drugs Steve and his friends and puts them in the CIA holodeck just to give them the outdoor experience, while Hayley makes herself Roger's queen after buying his home star on the International Star Registry.
- A new CIA drug designed to help Stan pretend to listen to Francine has a disastrous side effect, and Roger and Klaus take advantage of the situation to start their new business.
- Hayley dyes her hair blonde so that people will listen to her when she talks about charities. Stan and Steve look for a new house.
- Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist'?s wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.
- The Smiths rescue Steve after he's kidnapped and taken to the North Pole, where Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones needed for an ancient ritual.
- Roger leads Francine into the twisted world of conspiracy theories; Steve and Klaus help Snot's family move into a new apartment.
- Stan, a wanted man on the run, finds himself in an Arizona town terrorized by Bullock and his clan.
- A man claiming to be Stan's real father shows up at his father's funeral. Stan explains that the man to whom everyone knew to be his father was in reality a stranger he met at a bus stop on his wedding day. So now Stan's real father, a secret agent, wants Stan to accompany him on a top secret mission. Unbeknownst to Stan, his father has a hidden agenda.
- Stan steals Steve's lucrative idea to stage and videotape "bum fights," in which homeless men are forced to beat each other senseless.
- Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine.
- Stan devises a plan to make Steve more popular at school, but the plan backfires when the side effects make him a little too popular; Francine becomes a surgeon and aids a criminal organization.
- Francine discovers the horrible secret that Stan's been keeping from her every winter: he's a closet figure skater.
- Hayley and Jeff become social media influencers; Francine and Steve are haunted by an Uber driver that they rated poorly.
- Roger takes Francine to a remote island to make her a better cook; Stan suffers a strange injury.
- Klaus enlists Stan, Roger and Jeff to join him on a wild bachelor party weekend.
- Steve becomes friends with Stan's father and tries to talk Stan into helping him at his upcoming trial, while Hayley gets an internship at Roger's bar.
- Steve has to wear a back brace because of his Scoliosis, but then finds out that Stan has been bald since college. Meanwhile, Roger, Francine, and Hayley go to a spa together even though they only have two free passes.
- Worried that he's not smart enough for Hayley, Jeff undergoes an experimental intelligence enhancement procedure at the CIA. Roger recruits Steve to help him harvest snake venom.
- Stan becomes infatuated with a doll that the CIA wants to use to spy on the Russians.
- A radio show about new age mysticism gives Steve a new understanding of life; Roger tries to get into the adult film industry.
- Stan cannot escape the shame and humiliation from an embarrassing incident in the pool at a neighborhood party, until he discovers that the only person who can save him is President Obama.
- When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.
- After all of Francine's repressed memories come back to her, she decides to be a stand-up comedienne and gets her own sitcom. Meanwhile, Steve finds a female companion for Klaus, but he quickly grows tired of her.
- Stan is willing to go to extreme lengths to make sure that Steve's friend Barry doesn't break his consecutive wrestling wins record.
- While Stan and Francine go on vacation to a water park, Roger upsets Steven when he uses his new custody status to get principal Lewis fired.
- Steve goes on a class trip to Philadelphia, where he hopes to fall in love.
- The Smith family tries to break bad habits.
- Stan discovers his own kinks after discovering that Francine is aroused by spankings, while Snot shockingly gets a date with Hayley.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.1 (576)TV EpisodeStan becomes Agent Bullock's new protege.
- Hayley gets more than she bargained for when she makes Jeff get a friend to give their relationship a little mystery; Francine tries to grow the world's longest fingernails.
- It's Halloween night and Stan is missing, so the Smith gang heads to the spooky, abandoned CIA headquarters to investigate.
- A sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his friends' virginity in return for housework.
- Hayley considers having an affair with a married man, but what about Jeff?
- 2005– 22mTV-147.1 (537)TV EpisodeFrancine becomes a successful self-published mystery novelist and the family travels to New York to attend a convention.
- 2005– 21mTV-147.1 (490)TV EpisodeStan takes the family to church and Steve questions everything. Stan decides to help Steve develop some faith, but the plan backfires when Steve points out logical flaws with faith and religion. Stan spirals into a deep depression where he attempts to find pleasure and meaning in life, but finds none. When Stan almost drowns in a pool he has a vision of God. Stan believes that he is the new Noah and that he must get his family to an ark in order to survive the flood.
- After Stan embarrasses Steve at work, Steve decides to sell him out to his rivals at the NSA. Roger convinces Hayley to go on a 24-hour meat-eating binge.
- Haley tries to get revenge on Stan for a childhood drawing he destroyed while Roger goes all out to get a jacket with reward points.
- Roger becomes a teacher for inner city kids while Stan and Francine figure out their retirement plans.
- 2005– 21mTV-147.1 (459)TV EpisodeSteve's live-action role-playing fun with his friends is spoiled when Francine decides to play along. Stan and Roger decide to create a theme park in their home after Stan brings home a pet shark.
- Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again; Steve secretly signs Snot up for a makeover.
- Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain popularity at school, meanwhile Stan and Klaus become interested in old '90s music.
- Francine gets obsessed with home security following a break-in; Steve tries Hayley's laid laidback approach to school work.
- Stan buys the rights to Stomp: the Musical after inheriting money from a dead uncle.
- Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room; Klaus repairs Francine's car.
- Stan struggles to cope with the untimely death of his father. A simple canoeing trip does catastrophic damage to Hayley and Jeff's relationship.
- Steve pushes Stan to trace the Smith family's ancestry, while Hayley and Francine go under cover as Sub Hub secret shoppers.
- When Stan becomes his boss's go-to guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine's Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say "NO".
- Roger helps Steve get revenge on his father when he cuts him from the football team. But when their plan is successful, Stan doesn't take it very well.
- Stan is forced to partner with Jeff in a lumberjack competition; Steve, Francine and Snot enter a contest to win a vintage pickup truck.
- Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger's personas run a solar company.
- Wheels and the Legman try to hunt down the perpetrators who destroyed Steve's secret swimming hole; Klaus helps an aging Principal Lewis reclaim his confidence.
- Stan is ashamed to wear casual clothes at a company barbecue.
- 2005– 21mTV-147.0 (644)TV EpisodeRoger switches faces with Steve to help him win over the hot girl at school, while Stan and Francine become stewardesses to stop Mark Cuban from blowing up the sun.
- Hayley suspects that Stan has been "turned" when he comes home after being kidnapped by a group of radicals while on a mission to infiltrate the "Occupy" movement.
- Stan gets into an accident upon discovering his talent for checking out women, while Roger and Klaus try to hide a wine stain on the new couch.
- Roger and Francine stumble upon another alien in the woods and Roger tries to romance her, but he soon becomes annoyed with her behavior and wants to call the CIA to have them take her away, but then he has a change of heart and decides not to.
- Stan opposes the building of a new arena football stadium because his "tree father" will be cut down. Klaus recommends a specialist for Steve to help him become taller.
- On furlough from work, Stan takes a temporary job as a security guard for a community college. Meanwhile, Roger tries to earn extra money for the family by turning the house into an inn.
- Stan and Francine travel to Hollywood for vacation. An aging movie star believes Stan is the reincarnation of a Hollywood legend and uses him to make one last film.
- 2005– 21mTV-147.0 (485)TV EpisodeHome issues cause Stan to stress out, so he decides to take a job investigating a group of surfers to get away from everything.