- Ollie: Wouldn't you like to buy a Christmas tree?
- First Customer: No thank you.
- Ollie: Wouldn't your husband like to buy one?
- First Customer: I have no husband.
- Stan: If you had a husband would he buy one?
- [Woman slams the door in Stan & Ollie's face]
- Ollie: From now on I'll do the talking!
- [opening title board]
- Narrator: The story of a man who turned the other cheek - and got punched in the nose.