Not So Dumb (1930)
Donald Ogden Stewart: Skylar Van Dyke, Horace Patterson
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Quotes
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Van Dyke : I just made the most beautiful shot, right through the bathroom window!
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Van Dyke : Do you like games?
Mrs. Forbes : Yes, I do.
Van Dyke : Oh, I know a wonderful game.
Mrs. Forbes : You do?
Van Dyke : Want to play? It's called guess who.
Mrs. Forbes : Guess who?
Van Dyke : Yeah. You come on, you stand up.
Mrs. Forbes : Stand up.
Van Dyke : Now, you close your eyes.
Mrs. Forbes : Close my eyes.
Van Dyke : Now, bend forward.
Mrs. Forbes : Bend forward.
Van Dyke : Now, don't you look. And you guess who.
[slaps Mrs. Forbes on her bottom]
Van Dyke : Now, guess who?
Mrs. Forbes : It was you.
Van Dyke : Oh, you peeked! Well, bend over again.
Mrs. Forbes : Oh, no. I don't - I don't want to play anymore.
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Van Dyke : Sell everything. Everything!
Mr. Forbes : What?
Van Dyke : War with Spain.
Mr. Forbes : You mean, war between Spain and this country?
Van Dyke : Oh, no. Spain and Abyssinia. I was talking for two hours with J.P. Morgan yesterday. But, keep it under your hat.