Her Majesty, Love (1931)
W.C. Fields: Bela Toerrek - Lia's Father
Quotes
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Lia's Father : [On the phone] Who's him? Eh, he? Who is he? I see, him and he are the same. I think you are a little bit tipsy... It's a very good omen for marriage. I was half-stewed when I proposed to your mother.
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Lia Toerrek : This is my father.
Lia's Father : Yes, if you don't mind.
Fred von Wellingen : I'm glad to meet you, father.
Lia's Father : That's the first time I've ever been called father by a strange man.
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Fred von Wellingen : Come on, Dad. We'll put you at the family table for the present.
Lia's Father : Oh, am I gonna get a present?
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Lia's Father : [Toast] Here's to your liver!
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Lia Toerrek : Dad, you know you shouldn't drink cognac.
Lia's Father : Hey, I only had four or five. They weren't any bigger than thimbles. All this fuss about a little cognac.
Lia Toerrek : I'm not going to argue with you, not anything works.
Lia's Father : What am I - a mad dog or something? Listen, Lia, I resent this very much. Whose your father here? You or me?
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Lia Toerrek : Dad, what am I going to do with you?
Lia's Father : Take me where there's more cognac.
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Lia's Father : He's a great catch. He's rich. He's old. What more do you want?
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Lia's Father : Don't apologize, my lord. A mistake is a mistake. When I was in Vaudeville, once my assistant handed me a porcupine instead of a rabbit.