Jack Baxley: Carnival Barker
Quotes
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Circus barker : [Pointing out a scantily clad, exotic, possibly Hindu, dancing girl to the crowd] She might be a little dark, but she'll be a bright spot in your memories.
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Circus barker : Let's head over here, the lady Panoramia! Madame Panoramia, the tattooed lady! Why folks, one tour of this little lady's anatomy, brings before your very eyes, some of the most wildest features of the world! For instance, on this limb, here, we have, the Eiffel Tower! Get an eye-full of that and you don't have to go to Paris. On this limb, right here, we have the leaning tower of Pisa. Make it lean Madame. I said lean, not fall. Across the little lady's back, we have a panoramic representation of the Statue of Liberty. But, here is one statue that you cannot take liberties with. Look at, but do not touch. Across the little lady's torso, I said across her torso, we find the Atlantic fleet! In action. What's that? Show you Chicago? Why, listen brother, this is an exhibition, not a Cub's tour. That'll be all Madame. Now the next platform here, right this way folks...
