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Quotes
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Schatzi : I think her stocks went down and there she was in Paris and didn't know how to say 'sell short' in French.
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Jean Lawrence : You know that I'm for you and I know that you're for me and there's no friends like old friends.
Polaire : It's the three of us.
Jean Lawrence : Against the men.
Schatzi : [singing] Almost like old times...
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Schatzi : Not a bean in the world and talking about diamonds.
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Schatzi : Her fiancé's wife arrived and it seems that she's a very narrow-minded person.
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Schatzi : What you need is a little drinkie. Come on up to my place and have on.
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Dey Emery : Always together, thicker than thieves, and out for no good. I call them the three musketeers of riverside drive.
Polaire : Faith.
Schatzi : Hope.
Jean Lawrence : Charity.
Jean Lawrence , Polaire , Schatzi : Ta da!
Boris Feldman : You should be on the stage.
Jean Lawrence , Polaire , Schatzi : Oh, we've been.
Polaire : Ladies of Follies.
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Schatzi : I never give advice except when I'm tight. So, I think you better take him up and do what he tells you.
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Schatzi : That's what I call high, wide and handsome.
Jean Lawrence : Handsome is as handsome does.
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Schatzi : I don't see where that's taking advantage of me? She won't let me make her anything but notorious.
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Schatzi : This party has certainly died the death. I'm going home.
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Dey Emery : Couldn't they have fallen inside your dress?
Justin Emery : I think you better look.
Jean Lawrence : Do you? All right, I will.
Schatzi : Well, I'll help you.
Jean Lawrence : No, thanks! No, I'll search myself. Now, watch closely, Mr. Emery. See that I don't pull any Houdini tricks.
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Schatzi : Where you been keepin' yourself?
Jean Lawrence : Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies. Where's Polaire?
Schatzi : Ask me any questions you want to, I can keep my trap shut.
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Jean Lawrence : Where's my dress? Where's my dress?
Schatzi : A dress, more or less, never bothered you before.
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Schatzi : Oh, it makes me feel a little queer.
Jean Lawrence : Yeah, me too.
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Jean Lawrence : I'll change any habits of mine that don't suit you, the day you change your face for what I can stand.
Polaire : You won't have to stand anything about me any more than I do about you, you poor blonde wop!
Jean Lawrence : Don't you call me a blonde wop!
Schatzi : Stop scrapping, both of you! She can't help it if she's Italian.