The Passionate Plumber (1932)
Jimmy Durante: Julius J. McCracken
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Quotes
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Tony Lagorce : [meeting for a duel with Elmer] Anything! Swords. Pistols. I don't care. I'll kill him anyway.
McCracken : What's the difference? Swords, pi...
Elmer : Satisfy both sides. Let him have a sword and I'll use a pistol.
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Tony Lagorce : [storming out] I'm finished! I'm through!
McCracken : You're NUTS!
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Tony Lagorce : [storming out again] I'm finished! I'm through!
McCracken : You said that yesterday!
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Elmer : Do you know anything about firearms?
McCracken : Sure. I was shot three times in the Argonne.
Elmer : Well, look, I gotta invention. Its my own invention, you see. Its a spot shot pistol. You squeeze the handle and it throws a spot out so you can see where you're shootin' at night.
McCracken : Gee, that's miraculous. Miraculous!
Elmer : I'm gonna demonstrate it if I can to General Bouschay and maybe the French Army will adopt it.
McCracken : Marvelous! Say, it'll be the makin's of ya. It'll be the greatest invention since Einstein discovered them relatives.
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McCracken : That's her! That's Albine. What a Mama! Haaaa! And does she palpitate for me!
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McCracken : Say, its faces like yours that makes parents quit tryin'!