- Santa Claus: [Reading letter] "Dear Santy Claus, I'm Billy Brown. / Here's a list I've jotted down. / I want a giraffe and a duck and a whale, / A cow and a pig with a seven-foot tail, / A tiger that roars and a leopard with spots, / A barrel of monkeys, a pony who trots, / I want a baboon, a dog that'll bark, / A walrus, a herring, a hog and a shark." Ha! I'll give him Noah's Ark.
- Santa's Secretary: But Billy Brown, for seven years, hasn't washed behind his ears.
- Santa Claus: Well, ha-ha, there's still some hope. I'll just add a cake of soap.
- Santa Claus: [reading a letter] "Dear Santa Claus, I'd like a dolly. Merry Christmas, from little Molly."
- [to his secretary]
- Santa Claus: Well?
- Santa's Secretary: Molly seems to be ok. She eats her spinach everyday.
- Santa Claus: Get Molly a dolly.