- Collins: Oh, Miss Garvin, I've something to show to you. Just look at that beautiful ad!
- Anita Garvin: It's terrible! Look at the size of that print. Why you can't even read my name. That sort of thing is alright for Ethel Barrymore or Gloria Swanson. But not for Garvin!
- Anita Garvin: Why, you two again. Oh, and that infernal monkey! Take him away!
- Zasu: Say, you don't need to get so high-hat. Your ancestors swung from trees too.
- Thelma: Why don't you go away and stop annoying us!
- Anita Garvin: My candy! My negligee!
- Zasu: I think she's daffy. Everything we have, she thinks belongs to her.
- Collins: Trying to make a monkey out of me! Well, you pretty near succeeded. I'm going crazy managing a bunch of lunatics like you are! And I'm the one that's crazy for ever letting you two dames on the train!
- Zasu: Yes, ma'am?
- Mrs. Finn - Landlady: You're wanted on the telephone.
- Zasu: Oh, Thelma, I'll bet Zasu, I know that Aunt Leone of mine has died again.
- Woman in Upper Berth: Why don't you two dames go to sleep?
- Thelma: We're Pitts & Todd.
- Showgirl on Train: [Sarcastically] Not *the* Pitts & Todd?
- Zasu: Yes, that's us.