Melody Cruise (1933)

Phil Harris: Alan Chandler

Quotes 

• Pete Wells : Well, it was a swell little party while it lasted. Huh? I tell ya I've recaptured more illusions than you can shake a cocktail at.

  Alan Chandler : I'll say you have.

  Pete Wells : Ah, the fun's all over. Hi-ho. And once more I've become the respectable businessman from Pasadena. Hi-ho, again.

• Alan Chandler : Compared to you, Casanova was an Eskimo.

  Pete Wells : Flatterer.

• Elsa Von Rader : In Europe, when you make love to a woman, you call her up and take a walk with her and then you take her to tea.

  Alan Chandler : Yes. If you like tea.

• Pete Wells : How am I going to explain two women in my room?

  Alan Chandler : You know how to explain one woman in your room don't you?

  Pete Wells : Well, maybe.

  Alan Chandler : Well, just double it.

• Elsa Von Rader : Bide your time, you'll find I'm really not a prude.

  Alan Chandler : It's not just blue pajamas that create a mood.

  Maid #1 : [listening outside the cabin door]  The weather is hotter, we're near the Bahamas.

  Maid #2 : I think it's pajamas and not the Bahamas, that's making the weather so hot!

• Laurie Marlowe : Will you expect me to call on you at midnight?

  Alan Chandler : Expect? I'll insist upon it. Won't you say yes?

  Laurie Marlowe : Maybe.

• Laurie Marlowe : You didn't think I'd come, did you?

  Alan Chandler : Well, I didn't know.

• Alan Chandler : Is that the only reason you came?

  Laurie Marlowe : Well, I'm a school teacher and my speciality is research.

  Alan Chandler : Oh, but I'm a very bad specimen.

  Laurie Marlowe : Oh, no you're not. You are the perfect example of what every young girl should know.

  Alan Chandler : All right, when do we start?

  Laurie Marlowe : Start?

  Alan Chandler : Sure. I'm waiting to be put under the microscope and dissected.

  Laurie Marlowe : You would look funny all torn apart.

  Alan Chandler : But, I've got a better idea. A scientist is always examining the worm. Why not reverse it? Let's have the worm examine the scientist.

• Alan Chandler : Why haven't I met you New York?

  Laurie Marlowe : Because I live in Schenectady.

• Alan Chandler : [singing]  Isn't this a night for love? Isn't this just right for love, dear? Isn't that a friendly moon on high, In the sky of blue? Isn't this a gay romance? Just to think it came by chance, dear...