Professional Sweetheart (1933)

Lucien Littlefield: Ed - the Announcer

Quotes 

• Ed - the Announcer : Remember Glory - Purity Girl. Remember Ippsie Wippsie - the washcloth of dreams. As soft as the down of a swan. As fragrant as a budding rose. As pure as the Purity Girl.

• [first lines] 

  Ed - the Announcer : This is the Ippsie Wippsie Hour, sponsored by the makers of Ippsie Whippsie, the washcloth of dreams. It brings you each evening at this time, delightful songs of Glory Eden, the Purity Girl. To you in the mountains, by the oceanside, on the desert, a Manhattan penthouse, or a little nest on Main Street, wherever you are, if there's a dream in your heart, listen. For we bring to you the sweetheart every man remembers, the hope of every boy, the girl every woman thinks she was and every maiden wants to be: America's Purity Girl. Glory Eden.

• Ed - the Announcer : This is the Ippsie Wippsie Hour. Tonight we bring you the wedding of America's Purity Girl and her dream man. I wish we had television, folks, so you could see the many beautiful gifts.