The King and the Chorus Girl (1937)

Al Shaw: Folies Bergère Entertainer

Quotes 

• Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee) : Didn't I see you coming out of the saloon this afternoon?

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) : Well, I had to come out sometime.

• Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) : I don't feel so good. I was bitten by a dog last night.

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee) : Well, was he mad?

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) , Alfred Bruger VII : Well he wasn't exactly pleased.

• Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee) : Listen, why are you losing your hair?

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) : Worried.

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee) : Worried? What are you worrying about?

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) , Alfred Bruger VII : Losing my hair.

• Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee) : Listen, you know how to avoid falling hair, don't you?

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) : Sure, step aside.

• Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee) : Say old man, I'm losing my hair too. How can I save it?

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) : In a cigar box.

• Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) : I've got a splittin' headache. I'm going to see a doctor.

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee) : Here, here. Come back, here, you. Don't you know that overtime I get a headache, my wife strokes my forehead for about 20 minutes and the pain is all gone! Why don't you try it?

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) : Say that's a pretty good idea. What time will your wife be home?

• Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee) : Say, by the way, have you traveled much?

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) : Have I traveled? I've traveled all over the world.

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee) : You have? Well, tell me, while you were in Italy, did you touch France?

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) : No, but I got two dollars from Mabel.

• Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee) : How do you like Turkey?

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) , Alfred Bruger VII : With cranberries.

• Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee) : Young man, don't you know that every time you go into a saloon, the devil goes with ya!

  Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw) : Well, if he does, he pays for his own drinks.