When's Your Birthday? (1937)

Joe E. Brown: Dustin Willoughby

Quotes 

• Dustin Willoughby : [as Diane is leaving in a huff]  Goodbye, Diane. Forget me and marry a Sagitarius.

  Mr. Henry Basscombe : [angrily as he is leaving too through the door]  She's gonna marry an American like her mother did!

• Mr. Henry Basscombe : Are you going to marry my daughter?

  Dustin Willoughby : Why we can't marry while Uranus faces Jupiter>

  Mr. Henry Basscombe : [exasperated]  Ih, we're gonna start that again? Hunh?

  Dustin Willoughby : As a matter of fact, we shouldn't get narried at all.

  Mrs. Fanny Basscombe : [clearly upset]  Just a minute...!

  Diane Basscombe : [shocked]  Dustin... !

  Dustin Willoughby : [trying to explain]  Well, you see, she's earth, and I'm water. You mix the two and you get mud. What could we expect our children to be?

• Larry Burke : Every time I try to make a date, one of your planets gets a stomach ache. I'm sick of it.

  Dustin Willoughby : So are the planets.

• Diane Basscombe : [noticing his black eye]  Why, what happened to your eye?

  Dustin Willoughby : [casually]  Oh, forgetfulness.

  Diane Basscombe : Forgetfulness?

  Dustin Willoughby : I forgot to duck.

• Judge O'Day : Where have I seen you before?

  Dustin Willoughby : Well, I was at the army and navy game.