- Pelican Referee: In this corner, at 203 and one-third pounds, the most magnificent marvelous multiple monstrous mad mauling mass of meaty muscles ever to master, modify, mat, make mince-meat, and mangle many menacing monsters from Manitoba to Minneapolis!
- Pelican Referee: Challenger, at ninety-five and one-fifth pound...
- [Daffy pushes on the pelican's beak so it vibrates back and forth with random syllables]
- Daffy Duck: Sold to the American Tabasco Company!