- Captain: Man the post! Man overboard! Man of war- uh, clear the decks! Avast, ye swabs! All hands on deck! Full speed ahead, ease the wheel! Call out the guards! Stand by! Batten down the hatches! Batten down the hatches!
- Porky Pig: Sir, the hatches are b-b-b-battened down.
- Captain: Well, bat 'em down again! I'll teach those hatches!