Wholly Smoke (1938)
Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Bully
Quotes
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Vocalists : [singing with a whisper] You~ shouldn't smoke, you shouldn't smoke... / *harmonizing* It's no fun to smoke just one/ Take six at a stroke/ Fume and fuzz and sizzle... /
British Pipe : Children should not smoke, rather!
Vocalists : Light a fag and tag a drag/
Bossy Cow : This is not a joke/
Fat-Emma : You will squirm and... /
Owl : Hoo-hoo/
Corn Cob Pipe : Little kids shouldn't smoke tobaccy! *spits*
Vocalists : You'll feel ill and see spots and get a tummy ache/ Inhale, exhale, smoke until you start to bake/
Bing Crosby Cigar : So smoke a lot/ you're on the spot/ you may have a stroke/
Rudy Vallée Cigar : Puff and puff and pu~uff/
German Pipe : Little boys should not smoking cigarettes!
Vocalists : Smoke like that and chew some more/ now that we have spoke/ chew and chew and chew-chew/ Little boys should not smoke/
Vocalists : *harmonizing*
Cab Calloway : [after cleaning pipe] Little boys~ shouldn't smoke!/
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Porky Pig : [woke up from a snap of the person's fingers; stuttering] Who are you?
Nick O'Teen : Who am I? Why, I thought all the smokers knew me. Here's my card.
[shows the name Nick O'Teen 1313 Tobacco Road]
Nick O'Teen : So you like to smoke, eh? Well, you came to the right place, sonny...
[Nick O'Teen throws Porky to a pipe cleaner box cover, binding him with smoke chains]
Nick O'Teen : ... And you get all the smoking you can handle!