The Vanishing Private (1942)
Clarence Nash: Donald Duck
Quotes
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Sgt. Pete : [catching Donald painting a cannon in rainbow colors] What are you doing here?
Donald Duck : I'm a camouflage painter.
Sgt. Pete : Camouflage?
[Sees the rainbow colors Donald painted on the cannon]
Sgt. Pete : Why, you fool! You got to paint it so you can't see it!
Donald Duck : [subdued] Ohhh... I didn't know.
Sgt. Pete : Get some new paint, and make that gun hard to see!
Donald Duck : Yes, sir. Oh, why don't somebody tell me these things?
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Donald Duck : [Reading sign] "Experimental Laboratory, Camouflage Corps. Keep out"
[Goes in]
Donald Duck : It didn't say "positively."
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[last lines]
Sgt. Pete : [Pete is in a cell, trapped in a straitjacket] I ain't crazy. You know I ain't crazy! Go tell the general that I ain't crazy.
Donald Duck : Do you think *I'm* crazy?
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Donald Duck : [singing and skipping around Pete] Here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulbery bush, here we go round the mulberry bush, so early in the morning.
Sgt. Pete : [gets an idea] Oh yeah, I could play it too.
Sgt. Pete : [singing while throwing flower petals at invisible Donald] Here we go round- the mulberry BUSH! The mulbery bush, the mulbery bush, here we go round the mulberry bush...
Sgt. Pete : [stopped we he spots General was staring at his antics] the mulbery... bush.
Sgt. Pete : [smiles sheepishly] Good morning, General. Did you see a little man you can't see?
[General shakes his head]
Sgt. Pete : Oh, yeah, that's amazing, you got to see him, oh yeah... Heehee... The way... OWWWWWWWWW!
[shrieked in pain as the invisible Donald put a cactus inside Pete's pants, General stares at Pete, perplexed]
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Sgt. Pete : [Pete notices the cannon supposedly missing, when Donald simply painted it invisible] Sgt. Pete:
[shocked]
Sgt. Pete : The cannon! It's gone! A fifth columnist! He stole our cannon!
Donald Duck : [bumped into the cannon, with Donald inside] Hey? What's going on?
Donald Duck : [peaked out] Oh, hello, surg. I'm come out for a second.
[disappeared again]
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Donald Duck : [dip his finger inside the invisible paint] Let me see.
Donald Duck : [surprised] So that... Quack! My finger...
Donald Duck : [took a tumble] Oh, there you are, oh!