Stage Door Cartoon (1944)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Southern Sheriff

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : I'll do it, but I'll probably hate myself in the morning!

• Southern Sheriff : [to Elmer, who has no pants on]  You're under arrest for indecent southern exposure. Is agin' the law. Get a-goin'! It's the hoosegow for you, bub.

  [as they are leaving the theater, a Bugs Bunny cartoon starts playing] 

  Southern Sheriff : Say, just a moment. Hold your horses. It's one of them Bugs Bunny cartoonies a-comin' on. I just dotes on that there critter's doin's. Sit, son. I ain't a gonna miss this'n.

  Bugs Bunny : [On screen]  Eh, what's up, Doc?

  Southern Sheriff : [laughing]  Look at that critter! What a scalawag! Don't he beat all?

  [On screen, Bugs is putting on the sheriff costume] 

  Southern Sheriff : I can't stand it! He's a-killin' me!

  Elmer Fudd : Hey! Wait a minute, you impostor. You're not shewiff. You're the wabbit in disguise. Off with it, you twickster.

  [Tears off the sheriff's clothes; he's not Bugs Bunny after all] 

  Southern Sheriff : Hmm. You'll swing for this, sir!

  [as the sheriff escorts Elmer out of the theater, the band conductor takes off his wig and reveals himself as Bugs] 

  Bugs Bunny : [Imitating Jimmy Durante]  Ah-ha-ha-ha! I got a million of them!

• Bugs Bunny : Which way will I go? Which way will I go?

  Elmer Fudd : Which way did he go? Which way did he go?