- Elmer Fudd: [Carries fishing gear] I bet you think I'm going fishing. No. Bewieve it or not, I'm hunting a certain wascawwy wabbit.
- [Hooks a carrot onto fishing hook]
- Elmer Fudd: Wabbits wove cawwots.
- [casts line into rabbit hole]
- Elmer Fudd: Pwetty cwafty, eh?
- Southern Sheriff: [to Elmer, who has no pants on] You're under arrest for indecent southern exposure. Is agin' the law. Get a-goin'! It's the hoosegow for you, bub.
- [as they are leaving the theater, a Bugs Bunny cartoon starts playing]
- Southern Sheriff: Say, just a moment. Hold your horses. It's one of them Bugs Bunny cartoonies a-comin' on. I just dotes on that there critter's doin's. Sit, son. I ain't a gonna miss this'n.
- Bugs Bunny: [On screen] Eh, what's up, Doc?
- Southern Sheriff: [laughing] Look at that critter! What a scalawag! Don't he beat all?
- [On screen, Bugs is putting on the sheriff costume]
- Southern Sheriff: I can't stand it! He's a-killin' me!
- Elmer Fudd: Hey! Wait a minute, you impostor. You're not shewiff. You're the wabbit in disguise. Off with it, you twickster.
- [Tears off the sheriff's clothes; he's not Bugs Bunny after all]
- Southern Sheriff: Hmm. You'll swing for this, sir!
- [as the sheriff escorts Elmer out of the theater, the band conductor takes off his wig and reveals himself as Bugs]
- Bugs Bunny: [Imitating Jimmy Durante] Ah-ha-ha-ha! I got a million of them!
- Elmer Fudd: [while hanging from his own fishing line] Ooh, you double-cwossing wabbit! You tweacherous miscweant! Put me down! Put me on the ground or I'll stwangle ya'! Ooh, you...!
- Bugs Bunny: Which way will I go? Which way will I go?
- Elmer Fudd: Which way did he go? Which way did he go?