If a Body Meets a Body (1945)
Curly Howard: Curly Q. Link (Q for cuff)
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Quotes
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Moe Pink : Didn't you say you had an uncle?
Curly Q. Link : Yeah, uncle Bob O. Link, but the family didn't speak to him. He had millions.
Moe Pink : That's it! We're rich.
Larry Mink : We're filthy with dough!
Moe Pink : You're filthy without it.
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Curly Q. Link : Pardon me, I...
Detective : Who're you?
Curly Q. Link : [indignantly] I'm Curly Q. Link!
Detective : Oh, you're the missing Link!
Curly Q. Link : No, I'm da found Link! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
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Moe Pink : [finds a horseshoe in his soup] Why you numbskull, we sent you to the butcher shop for meat, not the glue factory.
[hits Curly with the horseshoe]
Larry Mink : He's trying to poison us, that's what.
Moe Pink : You get out of this house before I split your throat from ear to ear you Lucrezia Borgia.
Curly Q. Link : If that means what I think it does...
Moe Pink : So what?
Curly Q. Link : So I'll go.
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Moe Pink : Hark, who goes there?
Curly Q. Link : Friend or enemy?
Larry Mink : Give us the countersign.
Moe Pink , Curly Q. Link , Larry Mink : [Detective slaps all three of them] Pass, friend.
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Moe Pink : Blow out the candle.
Curly Q. Link : Oh, no. Then it'll be dark in here. I'm scared. I might see a ghost.
Moe Pink : Blow it out, I said, or I'll blow out your brains. Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
Curly Q. Link : A reasonable facsimile of...? All right.
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Curly Q. Link : [reading his uncle's will] "To my niece, Elisa Link, I leave one million, two hundred fifty thousand dollars. To my nephew, Curly Q. Link..." That's me! That's me!
Larry Mink : Yes! Yes!
Moe Pink : How much. How much?
Curly Q. Link : "To my nephew, Curly Q. Link, I leave a sum total of sixty seven cents, net."
Moe Pink : [in despair] Sixty seven cents!
Curly Q. Link : Sixty seven cents!
Larry Mink : Sixty seven cents!
[they hit each other, pull out their own hair and say it over and over again until fade out]
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Larry Mink : Here's one. "Wanted: Gravediggers."
Moe Pink : No, no, too morbid.
Curly Q. Link : Da morbid, da merrier! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
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Curly Q. Link : You know my name is Curly Q. Link!
Larry Mink : What's the "Q" stand for? Quincy?
Curly Q. Link : No.
Moe Pink : Quillip?
Curly Q. Link : No.
Moe Pink : What does the "Q" stand for?
Curly Q. Link : Cuff.
Larry Mink : Oh, Cuff Link!
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Moe Pink : Didn't you say you were born in Oxford?
Curly Q. Link : I can't remember. I was born awfully young.
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Curly Q. Link : Suppose the murderer comes back again?
Moe Pink : Shut up! You got nothing to worry about. If he stabs you in the head, he'll wreck his knife.
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Curly Q. Link : It's dark in here!
Moe Pink : I can see the darkness!
[finds Curly standing on his and Larry's shoulders]
Moe Pink : Oh it's you! Boy will you come on?
Curly Q. Link : [gets down] I don't like darkness!