- Aunt Matilda Reed: [Entering the room] I always ring that gong, gentlemen, to warn people to stop talking about me behind my back.
- [Michael struggles against kissing Ann]
- Ann Nelson: What's the matter, dreamboat? Didn't you have your vitamins this morning?
- Gustav Reichman: Promises, my dear lady, are the counterfeit currency that inferior people exact from each other when unsure of their own strength.
- Ann Nelson: Oh, Michael! I thought I was going to lose you because you were a rich man and now you haven't got a quarter! Isn't it wonderful!
- Aunt Matilda Reed: Have you any idea how many toy trains are wrecked by fathers on Christmas Day, and how difficult it is to work a railroad system if one is over 10 years old?
- Michael Brooks: What shall it be, Canada or the Amazon?
- Phillip Hastings: For heaven's sake, stay away from those dreadful places.
- Phillip Hastings: It's not always what meets the eye, gentlemen. When you see my Aunt Matilda, you'll understand why I sometimes think I live in a booby hatch.
- Aunt Matilda Reed: Do you think Judge Alston's afraid if I go to his court, I'll find out how crazy everybody else is?
- Harriet Rhodes: Look, you don't have hide your relatives. I've got a few myself that we don't let out until after dark.
- Michael Brooks: [long kiss with Ann] Now is that nice? I'm supposed to be in here talking to my sister. Now, I'll have to go back with cherry pie all over my face.
- Phillip Hastings: I almost envy Michael. Sapphires, sables, vintage champagnes. I sometimes wish I'd spent a little more money.
- Michael Brooks: You just sit here baby and learn all about the Navajo Indians.
- Ann Nelson: You're lucky to get out of here with a wigwam!
- Aunt Matilda Reed: I hope the ghost of my sainted father will forgive me for having newspaper people in his house.
- Ann Nelson: Just my luck, carrying the torch for a man who's mean enough to see an old lady go to the booby hatch without raising a finger!
- Michael Brooks: He knows they're going to try to put Aunt Matilda in the booby hatch. Who is trying to put Aunt Matilda in the booby hatch?
- Joe Bland, FBI Agent: Back in Nuremberg there's a piece of rope waiting for that lug. He salted away plenty down here before the war. But, we're not interested in his dough. We just want to loop those 13 knots around this tricky devil's neck and let him jump off into space. Everybody wanted him. But, he slipped through the backdoor of Europe.
- Jean Bradford: I'm sorry if I was a little rough on you. But, you see, it just so happens I'm interested in babies.
- Jonathan: Well, Ma'am, if you are that much interested in babies, its time we get acquainted.
- Policeman: What happened here Miss?
- Jean Bradford: I came here to investigate a baby racket.
- Policeman: All on your own?
- Jean Bradford: Has someone looked after the babies?
- Policeman: You're the only baby around here.