Bowery Bugs (1949)
Billy Bletcher: Steve Brody
Quotes
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Bugs Bunny : Eh, what's up, Doc?
Steve Brody : Sorry, Mac. Me luck's run out, and I gotta have a good luck charm - and you're it!
Bugs Bunny : Now wait a minute, Doc. Let's not be hasty. Rabbit's feet ain't lucky.
Steve Brody : No?
Bugs Bunny : No, look at the life rabbits lead. Dogs, hunters, hasenpfeffer... these rabbit's feet never brought me any luck.
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Bugs Bunny : Here's your answer: the stars. When was you born?
Steve Brody : I don't remember; I was pretty young then...
Bugs Bunny : Never mind.
[Spins astrological chart like a roulette]
Bugs Bunny : Round and round she goes, there's a winner every time! Watch your numbers, please. And it stops on Lobo, the sign of the wolf. There's the answer; unlucky at cards? You must be lucky in love. Oh, you kid! 23 skidoo! Chicken inspector!
Steve Brody : [sheepishly] Oh, gosh...
Bugs Bunny : You should strive for "l'amour", as we swamis say. Now go on out and knock 'em dead!
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Steve Brody : [What looks like a woman drops her handkerchief on the ground. Steve Brody picks it up] Ahem
Bugs Bunny : Oh you masher! Cad! Ruffian! HELP! POLICE!
[a police officer clubs Steve Brody on the head]
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Steve Brody : Oh boy.
[Walks by Bugs]
Steve Brody : Hey you! What kind of flower is that?
Bugs Bunny : It's a carnation, Doc! Why?
Steve Brody : Come on! You're me mascot, see? You've got to influence these dice.
[inside the pool hall Bugs shakes the dice during a card game using a variety of nonsensical yammering]
Steve Brody : Hey, I lost.
Bugs Bunny : Well, even us mascots have got to warm up a little. Here, on these I'm practically invaluable.
[Bugs pulls the lever on the one armed bandit after which it shoots out lemons]
Steve Brody : Hey, you ain't no luck charm you!
Short Bartender : At it again, eh, Brody. I'll have to call the bouncer. Hey Gorilla!
[a snarling gorilla pushes his way out the door and proceeds to beat Steve Brody up]
Short Bartender : [a lot of thumping is heard from the outside of the bar. Steve Brody is thrown out of the bar in a heap on the curb. A dog walks past Brody and decides to kiss him but instead the dog walks off in disgust]
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Steve Brody : Okay... I know you've got a mess of dough here. Let me have it!
Bugs Bunny : If you insist. Grandma's Happy Home Bakery is glad to oblige.
[Bugs drops a mess of dough on top of Steve Brody's head and he bakes in the oven and comes out looking like a pie]
Bugs Bunny : What a Tarara Goon Dee Ay.
Steve Brody : Hey you're that rabbit that sent me... That sent me? Oh no it couldn't be.
Bugs Bunny : [disguised as a good luck charm] What's up, Doc?
Bugs Bunny : [disguised as the fair damesel] What's up, Doc?
Bugs Bunny : [disguised as the Swammi] What's up...
Steve Brody : I know don't tell me? What's up, Doc? Rabbits! Everybody's turning into rabbits. Aw, come on Brody. Get a hold of yourself. You ain't a rabbit.
[Steve looks in the mirror and sees Bugs' reflection in the mirror]
Steve Brody : What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc? Please officer! You've gotta help me. I'm flipping me lid. Everybody's turning into rabbits.
Bugs Bunny : What's all this about rabbits, Doc?
[Steve Brody then jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge]