Rebel Rabbit (1949)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Postal Employee, Game Commissioner, Guard, Southern Senator

Quotes 

• Bugs Bunny : [after sawing off the state of Florida and the state floats out to sea]  South America, take it away!

• Bugs Bunny : [Bugs casually strolls into the Game Commissioner's office, and grabs him by the throat]  Eh, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA OF RABBITS BEING ONLY WORTH 2 CENTS?

  Game Commissioner : STOP STEAMING UP MY GLASSES!

  Bugs Bunny : Never mind that. How come rabbits are only two cents? Huh?

  Game Commissioner : Well, other animals are destructive, harmful, obnoxious to people. They do damage.

  Bugs Bunny : Nyeh, tell me more, Doc.

  Game Commissioner : Rabbits are sweet, furry little creatures. They wouldn't harm a hair on your head.

  Bugs Bunny : Eh, get him. Hee hee. He don't know me very well, do he?

  Game Commissioner : Rabbits are perfectly harmless, and the bounty stands at two cents!

  Bugs Bunny : Oh yeah?

  [Bugs grabs a pen, and sprays the Commissioner with ink. He then proceeds to repeatedly slash the pen across his face] 

  Bugs Bunny : Well, I'll show you a rabbit can be more obnoxious than anybody!

  [Smashes the pen into the desk] 

  Bugs Bunny : You can't get away with it! You'll be hearing from me!

  [Leaves the office, slamming the door so hard on his way out the window shatters] 

• Southern Senator : Ah demands, ah say, ah demands a price on Bugs Bunny's head. Noggin, that is. That lowdown miserable good-for-nothing hare must die!

  Bugs Bunny : Hare! Die! Hair dye! That's a joke son, ya missed it!

  [smacks the senator around] 

  Bugs Bunny : Admit it, son, I'm too fast for ya!

  [Bugs kisses him and runs off] 

• Bugs Bunny : [after filling up the Grand Canyon]  Well, that fills up that hole.

• [last lines] 

  Bugs Bunny : [Bugs is surrounded by a ring of delayed-action shells]  Eh, could it be that I carried this thing too far?

  [the shells explode. When the smoke clears, we find Bugs at Alcatraz] 

  Bugs Bunny : Nyeh, could be.

• Bugs Bunny : [after Bugs gives Manhattan back to the Indians]  Eh, they wouldn't take it until I threw in a set of dishes.

• Bugs Bunny : [angrily storming up the steps of the Capitol Building]  Fifty bucks for a mangy old fox! Seventy-five bucks for a moth-eaten old bear!