- Bugs Bunny: [after sawing off the state of Florida and the state floats out to sea] South America, take it away!
- Bugs Bunny: [Bugs casually strolls into the Game Commissioner's office, and grabs him by the throat] Eh, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA OF RABBITS BEING ONLY WORTH 2 CENTS?
- Game Commissioner: STOP STEAMING UP MY GLASSES!
- Bugs Bunny: Never mind that. How come rabbits are only two cents? Huh?
- Game Commissioner: Well, other animals are destructive, harmful, obnoxious to people. They do damage.
- Bugs Bunny: Nyeh, tell me more, Doc.
- Game Commissioner: Rabbits are sweet, furry little creatures. They wouldn't harm a hair on your head.
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, get him. Hee hee. He don't know me very well, do he?
- Game Commissioner: Rabbits are perfectly harmless, and the bounty stands at two cents!
- Bugs Bunny: Oh yeah?
- [Bugs grabs a pen, and sprays the Commissioner with ink. He then proceeds to repeatedly slash the pen across his face]
- Bugs Bunny: Well, I'll show you a rabbit can be more obnoxious than anybody!
- [Smashes the pen into the desk]
- Bugs Bunny: You can't get away with it! You'll be hearing from me!
- [Leaves the office, slamming the door so hard on his way out the window shatters]
- Southern Senator: Ah demands, ah say, ah demands a price on Bugs Bunny's head. Noggin, that is. That lowdown miserable good-for-nothing hare must die!
- Bugs Bunny: Hare! Die! Hair dye! That's a joke son, ya missed it!
- [smacks the senator around]
- Bugs Bunny: Admit it, son, I'm too fast for ya!
- [Bugs kisses him and runs off]
- [last lines]
- Bugs Bunny: [Bugs is surrounded by a ring of delayed-action shells] Eh, could it be that I carried this thing too far?
- [the shells explode. When the smoke clears, we find Bugs at Alcatraz]
- Bugs Bunny: Nyeh, could be.
- Bugs Bunny: [after Bugs gives Manhattan back to the Indians] Eh, they wouldn't take it until I threw in a set of dishes.
- Bugs Bunny: [angrily storming up the steps of the Capitol Building] Fifty bucks for a mangy old fox! Seventy-five bucks for a moth-eaten old bear!