The Ducksters (1950)

Mel Blanc: Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Audience Member

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Porky Pig : [on a conveyor belt, about to be cut by a buzzsaw]  T-the cotton gin was invented by Eli Whitney.

  Daffy Duck : [stops the buzzsaw]  You're absolutely correct! And let me remind you again, folks, that you're listening to Truth or -Aaaugh! Brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry. If your eagle's hands are dirty, we'll wash them clean. Now, back to our contestant. Mwahahahah!

• Daffy Duck : I will now play a passage from a famous opera, and you must name the opera.

  Porky Pig : But... but I'm weary.

  Daffy Duck : Listen carefully!

  [plays a single note on piano] 

  Daffy Duck : And there you have it! Now, what's the opera?

  Porky Pig : C-Cavalleria Rusticana?

  Daffy Duck : Audience?

  Audience : Rigoletto!

• Daffy Duck : Who was the Father of our country?

  Porky Pig : Th-That's easy! G-George W-Wash...

  [Alarm clock rings, Daffy hits Porky repeatedly with mallet] 

  Daffy Duck : Aw, I'm sorry! Time's up! You don't get the Super Chief, but you're still the winner of the Rocky Mountains, a 17-jeweled Half Nelson, and the La Brea Tar Pits!

  Porky Pig : L-Lucky me!

• Daffy Duck : This program is brought to you by the Eagle Hands Laundry. Does your eagle have dirty mitts?

• Porky Pig : Pardon me, but may I have my jackpot?

  Daffy Duck : Oh, well, fair is fair.

  [giving Porky a cauldron] 

  Daffy Duck : Here's you pot, Jack.

  Porky Pig : B-but my name's isn't Jack.

  Daffy Duck : It's not? Oh, I'm sorry. This pot was made for Jack. Jack-pot, get it? Your name isn't Jack, so you must pay the penalty!

• Daffy Duck : The next question is: What was Cleopatra's aunt's maiden name?

  Porky Pig : Which one? Her maternal aunt, or her paternal?

  Daffy Duck : Here, watch your language, bud. We're on the air.

• Daffy Duck : In my hand you'll notice I hold two buzzers. You must push one. Hurry now. Which one? Quick! Good, clean, wholesome fun!

  [Porky pushes one buzzer; a safe falls on him] 

  Daffy Duck : You're a great sport. A great sport!

  Porky Pig : C-could I please take my prizes and g-go home now? I-I'm not feeling too well.

  Daffy Duck : And for being such a great sport, I'm going to let you push the other button and win a prize. Come on, now. Don't be bashful. Push.

  [Porky pushes the other buzzer; a huge boulder falls on him] 

  Daffy Duck : And the gentleman wins the Rock of Gibraltar! And that's not all. The gentleman also wins six hundred gallons of genuine Niagara Falls.

  [Water falls on Porky] 

  Daffy Duck : Give the lucky winner a hand, folks.

• Daffy Duck : Guess who Miss Shush is and I'll give you 26 million dollars and three cents.

  Porky Pig : W-w-well, now, I...

  Daffy Duck : Here's the clue. This is the sound of Miss Shush brushing her teeth on Wednesday.

  [plays record] 

  Daffy Duck : Now who is Miss Shush?

  Porky Pig : L-L-Lauren Bacall?

  Daffy Duck : Oh, I'm sorry. But don't be discouraged. Miss Shush is right here in this studio, and I'm going to let you meet her. The famous movie star, Miss Shush!

  [Opens dressing room door] 

  Porky Pig : Oh b-b-boy! I-I'll add to my autograph collection.

  [Enters] 

  Daffy Duck : Miss Shush is in there, all right, but what I didn't tell him was that Miss Shush is really Mamie, the 600-pound gorilla, who appears in Obnoxious Pictures' "Jungle Jitters."

  [Offstage growls and thrashing sounds] 

  Daffy Duck : Next contestant, please.

• [last lines] 

  Daffy Duck : And for being such a good sport, I'm going to give you the 26 million dollars and three cents.

  Porky Pig : [on phone]  H-hello, I would like to speak to the president of the Ajax Broadcasting Company.

  [pause] 

  Porky Pig : H-hello? How much will you take for your radio company?

  [pause] 

  Porky Pig : Eh, 26 million dollars and three cents? Sold!

  Daffy Duck : [uneasy]  Hello, boss.

  [gulps] 

  Porky Pig : [snatches Daffy's answer sheet]  In w-what latitude and l-longitude did the wreck of the Hesperus occur?

  Daffy Duck : Well, I...

  Porky Pig : [hits Daffy repeatedly with a mallet]  Oh, I'm sorry. Time's up. So y-you must pay the penalty.

  Daffy Duck : Anyone for tennis?

  [water, a safe, and a boulder fall on Daffy] 

  Daffy Duck : [on the conveyor belt of the buzzsaw]  Have you got a doctor on the balcony, lady?

• Daffy Duck : Listen, bub, you've got 32 teeth, would you like to try for 16?

  Porky Pig : Are you th-th-threatening me, sir? F-f-for if you are, by Gadfry...

  Daffy Duck : HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP! This cry for help has been brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry.