- Elephant: *trumpets*
- Drunken Man: [looks at the elephant and then his watch, slurring] You're late!
- Drunken Man: [walks away, slurring] He always used to be pink.
- [Last lines]
- Mr. Pratt: Ladies and gentlemen, the opinions of the speaker do not necessarily represent those of this station. *faints*
- Elephant: *trumpets*
- [Psychiatric workers put Birdbath owner in a straitjacket]
- Psychiatric Worker: Steady now, lad. Easy does it.
- Birdbath Owner: But I did! I did see an elephant in my birdbath.
- Psychiatric Worker: Sure, sure, I know. I keep a giraffe in mine.