Spooks! (1953)
Shemp Howard: Shemp, Bat with Shemp's Head
Quotes
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Shemp Howard : That great, big chimney-panzee! He looked just like my mother-in-law!
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Mary Bopper : Oh no, Doctor Jekyll!
Shemp Howard : Doctor Jekyll? We must Hyde!
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Shemp Howard : Oh, a Be-bopper! Dig that crazy bopper name, eeb eeb eeb... Cool man, real George! Give me some skin! Give me some skin!
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Shemp Howard : OH! Oh!
Moe : What's a-matter with you?
Shemp Howard : This joint gives me the spooks it looks like it's haunted!
Moe : Oh, don't be ridiculous. Haunted houses have bats.
Shemp Howard : Yeah, that's right, there's no bats here. I - AAAH!
[sees a bat flying towards the Stooges]
Bat with Shemp's Head : Eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb! Eeeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb-eeeb!
Shemp Howard : What a hideous monstrous face!
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Shemp Howard : [sees a sculpture of an elk] Oh, a dead cow!
Larry : You're crazy. That's an elk. Now, come here. One thing to remember: we gotta search every nook and cranny.
Shemp Howard : What's a cranny?
Larry : This!
[holds out his fist for Shemp to slap, then swing his arm around to bonk Shemp on the head]
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Shemp Howard : [Dr. Jeckyl chases Shemp around the room. Shemp stops to look at the equipment on the table: beakers, retorts, and a complicated system of glass tubing with vapors coming out] What a silly way to make tea!
Dr. Jeckyl : Oh, it isn't tea.
