Knock on Wood (1954)
David Burns: Marty Brown
Quotes
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Marty Brown : Please, don't say "stomach."
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Jerry Morgan : You know, I just read an article. It said in the article, that you never get air sick if you have something on your stomach.
Marty Brown : Please - don't say stomach.
Jerry Morgan : What'd you have for dinner?
Marty Brown : I don't wanna think about it.
Jerry Morgan : Well, you should think about it. The article said you should think about it. It eases the tension, relaxes the stomach muscles.
Marty Brown : Please - don't say stomach.
Jerry Morgan : Marty, don't be a child. You've gotta fight this thing. Now tell me, what'd you have for dinner?
Marty Brown : Well, first I had a little... chicken soup.
Jerry Morgan : Chicken soup? Well, chicken soup is wonderful. It's light, nourishing, warm going down, settles the stomach
Marty Brown : Please - don't say stomach.
Jerry Morgan : Well, what else did you have for dinner?
Marty Brown : Lobster.
Jerry Morgan : Lobster? Good, good. Lobster, very good, high protein content, iodine. Very good, indeed. Did you have it boiled?
Marty Brown : No - thermidor.
Jerry Morgan : Oh, thermidor.
Marty Brown : With a thick cheese sauce.
Jerry Morgan : That's nice -- thick... cheese sauce.
Marty Brown : Then, uh, some chicken tetrazzini, broccoli with hollandaise sauce, and a chopped anchovy salad with a Roquefort dressing. Then, for desert...
Jerry Morgan : No names - just initials.
Marty Brown : Baked Alaska, with a rich, creamy, fluffy, sugary...
Jerry Morgan : All right! All right!
Marty Brown : Say, you know - you were right. My stomach feels much better.
Jerry Morgan : Please - don't say stomach.
Marty Brown : Don't you feel well?
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Jerry Morgan : If we had to sleep in the same room with the deviated septum of yours...
Marty Brown : Stop worrying, will you.
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Hotel Clerk : Mr. Brown will be in 311, and you will be in 312.
Jerry Morgan : Gromek
Hotel Clerk : No, Gromek is in 418.
Marty Brown : Easy language to pick up?
