THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME! (original print ad - all caps)
The hilarious best-seller is even funnier on the screen!
C'mon in! The fun is free...from the rollicking Number One best-seller that rocked the nation with laughter...exploding on the screen in sheer happy hilarity
It's fun...from the beginning to THE END!
It's "Operation Side Split!"...as a pair of black lace panties almost sinks the Navy!
The Hilarious Best-Selling Novel is Now On The Screen!
Funnier Than The Hilarious Book About The Navy Boys Who Made Almost Everything But Sea Duty!